When Vin Diesel awakens...
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And when he does detonate it, he falls back to the ground gently because he told gravity to do so.Freon said:
Vin diesel can sit on his thumb for hours in a row.
Why, you ask? The thumb is affraid, would it give into the pressure, Vin diesel a.k.a. the master, might it eat.
The thumb only stops when the master thinks of something more interesting to do.
Stand on his toes.
Edit: made a silly mistake.
Why, you ask? The thumb is affraid, would it give into the pressure, Vin diesel a.k.a. the master, might it eat.
The thumb only stops when the master thinks of something more interesting to do.
Stand on his toes.
Edit: made a silly mistake.
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NeoNite said:
Now you're just talking nonsense, NeoNite.
Vin Diesel decides exactly when the Christmas retail season begins. Next year Vin Diesel will decree that it will begin on December 7th. This will cause the world economy to collapse. Vin Diesel will be selling spaces in his nuclear bunker but you have to accept that if you put a beer in the bunker's fridge it becomes communal property. Vin Diesel will create a better society from the ashes of the previous one, then say 'f*ck this' and load up a different game without bothering to save. Vin Diesel is going to phunk with your heart and if you have a problem with that you better take it to Messrs Merriam and Webster.
I've changed it from being nonsense, to silly. SO, now it should suit Off topic perfectly fine!
When Vin diesel awakens, the skies will lit up as solarflares do, touching the stars. The sound of thunder will be heard, all over the planet. Mother nature will unleash its devastating power on humanity. Over, and over again.
Vin diesel merely got up, walked to the fridge. He took a drink, looked outside the window and noticed the enormous destruction inflicted upon mankind.
Vin diesel frowned, and as he did, the sky fell down. Vin diesel figured it was beddy bye time once again, and went to sleep.
Ok...
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When Vin diesel awakens, the skies will lit up as solarflares do, touching the stars. The sound of thunder will be heard, all over the planet. Mother nature will unleash its devastating power on humanity. Over, and over again.
Vin diesel merely got up, walked to the fridge. He took a drink, looked outside the window and noticed the enormous destruction inflicted upon mankind.
Vin diesel frowned, and as he did, the sky fell down. Vin diesel figured it was beddy bye time once again, and went to sleep.
Ok...
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So, Vin diesel is peace on earth?
I bet, by flexing his muscles at those darn terroritistists and the bush adminitistratition, we could have peace on earth...
I bet, by flexing his muscles at those darn terroritistists and the bush adminitistratition, we could have peace on earth...
When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
(that's from wikipedia
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(that's from wikipedia
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G-Lite said:When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
(that's from wikipedia
:tup:
Vin Diesel's tired. Tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Vin Diesel's tired of never having a buddy to be with, to tell Vin Diesel where Vin Diesel's going to, or coming from, or why. Mostly Vin Diesel's tired of people being ugly to each other. Vin Diesel's tired of all the pain Vin Diesel feels and hears in the world every day. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in Vin Diesel's head all the time. Vin Diesel's going down the pub.
Vin Diesel's Desert Island Discs are:
1) Beethoven's complete Symphony No. 10, performed by God's own highest choir of angels
2) Cannibal Corpse's "F*cked With A Knife" (Calypso Remix)
3) Max Bygraves' "You're A Pink Toothbrush"
4) Busta Rhymes covering William Shatner covering the Beatles' "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
5) Rammstein's "Mein Teil"
6) A recording of the sound of one hand clapping
7) Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"
Vin Diesel's chosen book is the Necronomicon, and Vin Diesel's chosen luxury is a pair of blue plastic overshoes so he doesn't get trench foot when he walks across the Pacific Ocean to rejoin society.
1) Beethoven's complete Symphony No. 10, performed by God's own highest choir of angels
2) Cannibal Corpse's "F*cked With A Knife" (Calypso Remix)
3) Max Bygraves' "You're A Pink Toothbrush"
4) Busta Rhymes covering William Shatner covering the Beatles' "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
5) Rammstein's "Mein Teil"
6) A recording of the sound of one hand clapping
7) Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"
Vin Diesel's chosen book is the Necronomicon, and Vin Diesel's chosen luxury is a pair of blue plastic overshoes so he doesn't get trench foot when he walks across the Pacific Ocean to rejoin society.
Vin Diesel can beat your mother! Because Vin Diesel is tougher than everybody's mother! With an inch...
Vin Diesel can kill 17 fully grown cheeta's in one punch!
Vin Diesel build his own castle! Bigger Than Dracula's in Van Helsing!
Van Helsing is secretly in love with Vin Diesel!
Vin Diesel can do magic dog tricks that spawns random flowers!
Vin Diesel speaks Java!
Vin Diesel can kill 17 fully grown cheeta's in one punch!
Vin Diesel build his own castle! Bigger Than Dracula's in Van Helsing!
Van Helsing is secretly in love with Vin Diesel!
Vin Diesel can do magic dog tricks that spawns random flowers!
Vin Diesel speaks Java!
When asked what sex he was on a blood donation form, Vin Diesel realized he was not at a sperm bank. Having put his seamen in a blood vile, a patient was injected with his sperm. This person immediately spontaniously combusted into an army of Vin Diesels. They quickly destroyed everything in their path, reproducing along the way, until the earth was simply an ocean of Vin Diesels. The "real" Vin Diesel fled aboard his interstellar craft, as he is the leader of the most powerful intergalactic fleet.
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Vin Deisel eats giants for breakfasts. Real giants. Howard Stern does not count[/jackthompson].
Vin Deisel puts bags of poop on people's doorsteps and lights them on fire. Not the poop, the people.
When Batman freaks out, people laugh. When Vin Deisel freaks out, people die. They die in very bad ways.
Vin Deisel doesn't eat pretzels. He kidnaps meaty weightlifters, twists them in anotomically incorrect positions, tosses them into the Dead Sea, and throws a grenade. Toast.
Vin Deisel is onto Trebek.
Vin Deisel takes the'rapists for $1000.
Vin Deisel made a video-game of himself under a fake-identity. Vin Deisel is not the man, he is the god. Vin Deisel decided as a prank to make people think he was as kind as Kratos.
Vin Deisel is wild and out of control. He put Jabba the Hutt back in Star Wars Episode IV.
Vin Deisel made clones of himself but the y chromosome was replaced with an x. Pictures below.
Vin Deisel puts bags of poop on people's doorsteps and lights them on fire. Not the poop, the people.
When Batman freaks out, people laugh. When Vin Deisel freaks out, people die. They die in very bad ways.
Vin Deisel doesn't eat pretzels. He kidnaps meaty weightlifters, twists them in anotomically incorrect positions, tosses them into the Dead Sea, and throws a grenade. Toast.
Vin Deisel is onto Trebek.
Vin Deisel takes the'rapists for $1000.
Vin Deisel made a video-game of himself under a fake-identity. Vin Deisel is not the man, he is the god. Vin Deisel decided as a prank to make people think he was as kind as Kratos.
Vin Deisel is wild and out of control. He put Jabba the Hutt back in Star Wars Episode IV.
Vin Deisel made clones of himself but the y chromosome was replaced with an x. Pictures below.
GeneticFreak
evolves and survives
GeneticFreak
evolves and survives
Vin Diesel once leaned against a wall, then realized the paint was still wet.
He punched the wall in anger, and Berlin was reunited.
He punched the wall in anger, and Berlin was reunited.
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