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When Vin Diesel awakens...

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by Morety, Aug 26, 2005.

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  1. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    it's spring time again.

    He alone was responsible for Hitler's downfall.

    The Grand Canyon was invented when Vin Diesel dropped a penny down a gopher hole.
     
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    Morety The Farterator

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    Vin Diesel is actually John Belushi surgically altered for a secret mission to save Earth from the Underground Nazi Dero Bikers.
     
  3. DRT-Maverick

    DRT-Maverick Lover of Earwigs

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    You never cease to amaze me morety haha!
     
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    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    Morety at it again! :crazydance:
     
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    Random Vin Diesel fact site strikes again...
     
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    mokeh Ride for ruin

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    SOMETHINGAWFUL DOT COM
     
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  9. Morety

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    Vin Diesel's compass points south.
     
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    *come on nubs, make some up!
     
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    The known universe is located directly between Vin Diesel's testicles.
     
  12. Capt.Toilet

    Capt.Toilet Good news everyone!

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    Vin Diesels scalp is also known as Planet X :eek:
     
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    Nine months before Jesus was born, Vin Diesel had sex with the "Virgin" Mary.
     
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    Vin Diesel eats copper and silicon and sh1ts computer chips.
     
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    Why art thou taking me facts!? :p

    Vin Diesels balls art hairy too. And works just as good as a lightbulb.
     
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    When Vin Diesel flushes his toilet in the northern hemisphere it spins counter clockwise.
     
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    Vin Diesel drinks Coke Zero.
     
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    When Vin Diesel goes to the zoo, monkeys fling poo on themselves.
     
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    When God made the internet, he opened notepad and simply typed <Vin Diesel>internet</Vin Diesel> and the internet came into being.
     
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    April 18, 2005, Vin Diesel files an application for 2006 Tour De France. April 19, 2005, Lance Armstrong announces retirement from cycling.
     
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