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When Vin Diesel awakens...

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by Morety, Aug 26, 2005.

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  1. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    ....And realise how internet is good.
     
  2. Freon

    Freon Braaaaiinss...

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    In winter Vin Diesel doesn't wear gloves, he wears puppies... inside out.
     
  3. sid

    sid I posted in the RO-me thread
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    a pink username!

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    lol that kinda reminds of postal 2 remember the cats used as silencers?
     
  4. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Vin diesel can walk blindly through heavy traffic.

    People don't want to wreck their car.


    And btw..






    It's VIN .. DIESEL.. man! VIN .. DIESEL!!!





    Though, what if Vin diesel would duel with Steven seagal...
    OMGLOLZ and why not include Chuck Norris as well...

    Imagine the graveyard scene from "the good, the bad and the ugly"
    ...

    Tumdee dum dum dum tumdee dum dum dum...
     
  5. NiftyBoy

    NiftyBoy Dandified

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    Vin Diesel can thrust his hips in any general direction and impregnate every woman within a 5-mile radius.
     
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  6. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    While doing this, his poophole produces deadly Diesel gasses which eliminate the possible male threat. Vin diesel knows there's couldn't possibly be competition, but he wants to make sure. Nobody messes with Vin's chicks.
     
  7. daloonie

    daloonie sex boobs nude

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    When moving Vin Diesel generates so much heat he can never freeze!

    Vin Diesel can tame tigers with one hand while baking muffins with the other. Without an oven, he just uses his "moving" heat!

    Vin Diesel can squeeze coke can so hard it reduces to 1/5th of it's original weight!
     
  8. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    :lol:
     
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    Vin Diesel can Zerg rush with one Zerg. His kekekes are god-destroying.
     
  10. Sam_The_Man

    Sam_The_Man I am the Hugh Grant of Thatcherism

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    Vin Diesel denies the Holocaust because Hitler has a watertight alibi. Vin Diesel was using Hitler as his gimp during the time when the liberal elite claims all the Jews were being killed.
     
  11. Red Oozing Anus

    Red Oozing Anus It Burns!

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    Vin Diesel is the Alpha and the Omega
     
  12. togmkn

    togmkn tog-em-kay-en

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    Vin Diesel can set the clock on a VCR blindfolded.

    Vin Diesel discovered gravity when the moon dropped out of the universe and landed on his dome. He had to reconstruct a new moon out of cheese to replace the old one.
     
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  13. Peavey

    Peavey Rattus Norvegicus

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    Vin Diesel's penis is so large, that when I kneel down to give him a blowjob and wrap my lips around his throbbing penis, his erection rips my head from the neck and flings my head into the air, as his massive dong spurts a geyser of semen, bullseyeing my flying head in the air like a clay pigeon, and covering my decapitated body from head to toe.
     
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  14. NiftyBoy

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    Just a question, Peavey: why the recent focus on spurting penises? :con:

    Vin Diesel uses California redwoods to brush his teeth, slabs of granite to file his manly nails, and cluster-grenades of grandmas to disperse the crowds of insatiable children that would otherwise impede his stride.
     
  15. Peavey

    Peavey Rattus Norvegicus

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    I dunno Tangie. I was just being a weirdo in that other thread, and then I thought, "Hey, everyone is making the Vinny man out to be some ho-banging badass. But what if..." And it just went from there. I think it's some kind of transitional phase where I just want to crack myself up and laugh at stupid jokesAHEM

    Vin Diesel is such a badass, he went bowling but the game was called because his balls were SOOOO HUGE he got them caught in the gutters and couldn't get anything BUT strikes!
     
  16. GeneticFreak

    GeneticFreak evolves and survives

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    Careful Medi, i think peavey's in love with ya
     
  17. NiftyBoy

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    I'm not complaining :mwink: :mwink: :mwink:

    Vin Diesel doesn't need to outsource his manufacturing to Beijing because he is Beijing.
     
  18. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    6 months later

    BUMP. BUMP!!
     
  19. Cap'n Beeb

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    What the hell was the point of bumping this thread.
     
  20. BobCobb

    BobCobb Society is a leech on me!

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    Only Vin Diesel knows the point.
     
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