When Vin Diesel awakens...

[Kantham]

Vin diesel can play a game of card entirely made of snow.

 

[shoptroll]

When Vin Diesel awakens he will learn that Jack Bauer was awake a day earlier.

 

[Synastren]

Vin Dissel's most apt pupil in the art of threadromancy was Kantham.

 

[Sam_The_Man]

Vin Diesel is Eternal World Champion of the Daz Doorstep Challenge.

 

[sid]

When Vin Diesel awakens he has to visit the toilet like all of us.

 

[Emotionless Ice]

When Vin Diesel awakens he has to visit the toilet like all of us.

That is cool see I would never know that thank you for that "I don't need to know when another guy goes to the toilet" moment

XD

But it was pretty funny of you to say that

 

[BobCobb]

When Vin Diesel awakens, emotionless ice will cry as Vin Diesel penetrates every orifice of his body, including 12 new ones.

 

[Emotionless Ice]

When Vin Diesel awakens, emotionless ice will cry as Vin Diesel penetrates every orifice of his body, including 12 new ones.

I don't cry I think you mistaked me for you

 

[Nines]

When Vin Diesel awakens, he will die, because Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick him in the face.

 

[Emotionless Ice]

When Vin Diesel awakens, it will be at a gas station after the O'rly bird screws a car

 

[Enfyrneaux]

When Vin Diesel awakens, he will die, because Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick him in the face.

Chuck Norris is the greatest of teachers. Unfortunately, he roundhouse kicks all of his pupils in the face.

 

[daloonie]

When Vin Diesel awakens he will be ALONE!

 

[Emotionless Ice]

Chuck Norris is the greatest of teachers. Unfortunately, he roundhouse kicks all of his pupils in the face.

Yeah that was the only think that was cool about him. A new form of punishment roundhouse kick.
You can have a whipping, cane, or roundhouse kick to the face take your pick kid.

 

[Hadmar]

When Vin Diesel awakens he will join and win the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

 

[Enfyrneaux]

When Vin Diesel awakens he will join and win the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Mister Rogers committed seppuku because he knew Vin Diesel was coming.

 

[Freon]

I don't cry I think you mistaked me for you

When Vin Diesel awakens, he'll point out that this was the lamest come back ever and then punch you in the stomach for good measure.

 

[Rambowjo]

How many Vin Diesels does it take, to screw in a lightbulb?

1! One to hold the ladder, hold the lightbulb and to turn around the house

 

[Airmoran]

Vin Diesel founded the founding fathers, but the fear of paying 300 years of child support and paternity suits have forced him to hide this fact.

 

[Emotionless Ice]

When Vin Diesel awakens, he'll point out that this was the lamest come back ever and then punch you in the stomach for good measure.

When Vin Diesel awakens, he'll point out that you were wrong and punch you in the stomach.
Becuase I don't need to waste my good come backs on an bastard like that

 

[BobCobb]

When Vin Diesel awakens, he'll point out that you were wrong and punch you in the stomach.
Becuase I don't need to waste my good come backs on an bastard like that

Thats it, I don't have to take this constant harassment. I'm going to complain to a mod, and then to Vin Diesel. After you are banned, Vin will begin the real punishment.