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When Vin Diesel awakens...

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by Morety, Aug 26, 2005.

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  1. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    Vin diesel can play a game of card entirely made of snow.
     
  2. shoptroll

    shoptroll Active Member

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    When Vin Diesel awakens he will learn that Jack Bauer was awake a day earlier.
     
  3. Synastren

    Synastren Explodious!

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    Vin Dissel's most apt pupil in the art of threadromancy was Kantham.
     
  4. Sam_The_Man

    Sam_The_Man I am the Hugh Grant of Thatcherism

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    Vin Diesel is Eternal World Champion of the Daz Doorstep Challenge.
     
  5. sid

    sid I posted in the RO-me thread
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    a pink username!

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    When Vin Diesel awakens he has to visit the toilet like all of us.
     
  6. Emotionless Ice

    Emotionless Ice Banned: <a href=/showthread.php?t=171372>attemptin

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    That is cool see I would never know that thank you for that "I don't need to know when another guy goes to the toilet" moment

    XD

    But it was pretty funny of you to say that
     
  7. BobCobb

    BobCobb Society is a leech on me!

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    When Vin Diesel awakens, emotionless ice will cry as Vin Diesel penetrates every orifice of his body, including 12 new ones.
     
  8. Emotionless Ice

    Emotionless Ice Banned: <a href=/showthread.php?t=171372>attemptin

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    I don't cry I think you mistaked me for you
     
  9. Nines

    Nines With Rage Alive

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    When Vin Diesel awakens, he will die, because Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick him in the face.
     
  10. Emotionless Ice

    Emotionless Ice Banned: <a href=/showthread.php?t=171372>attemptin

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    When Vin Diesel awakens, it will be at a gas station after the O'rly bird screws a car
     
  11. Enfyrneaux

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    Chuck Norris is the greatest of teachers. Unfortunately, he roundhouse kicks all of his pupils in the face.
     
  12. daloonie

    daloonie sex boobs nude

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    When Vin Diesel awakens he will be ALONE!
     
  13. Emotionless Ice

    Emotionless Ice Banned: <a href=/showthread.php?t=171372>attemptin

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    Yeah that was the only think that was cool about him. A new form of punishment roundhouse kick.
    You can have a whipping, cane, or roundhouse kick to the face take your pick kid.
     
  14. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    When Vin Diesel awakens he will join and win the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
     
  15. Enfyrneaux

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    Mister Rogers committed seppuku because he knew Vin Diesel was coming.
     
  16. Freon

    Freon Braaaaiinss...

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    When Vin Diesel awakens, he'll point out that this was the lamest come back ever and then punch you in the stomach for good measure.
     
  17. Rambowjo

    Rambowjo Das Protoss

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    How many Vin Diesels does it take, to screw in a lightbulb?

    1! One to hold the ladder, hold the lightbulb and to turn around the house
     
  18. Airmoran

    Airmoran Construct

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    Vin Diesel founded the founding fathers, but the fear of paying 300 years of child support and paternity suits have forced him to hide this fact.
     
  19. Emotionless Ice

    Emotionless Ice Banned: <a href=/showthread.php?t=171372>attemptin

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    When Vin Diesel awakens, he'll point out that you were wrong and punch you in the stomach.
    Becuase I don't need to waste my good come backs on an bastard like that
     
  20. BobCobb

    BobCobb Society is a leech on me!

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    Thats it, I don't have to take this constant harassment. I'm going to complain to a mod, and then to Vin Diesel. After you are banned, Vin will begin the real punishment.
     
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