When Vin Diesel awakens...

[daloonie]

When Vin diesel tells a joke everybody dies laughing!

Vin Diesel once told George W. Bush a joke.

 

[phatcat]

Vin Diesel is Republican.

 

[NeoNite]

When Vin diesel tells a joke "everybody" dies laughing!

Including those who weren't laughing.

 

[BobCobb]

Especially those who weren't laughing.

Fixed.

 

[K]

Vin diesel secretly yerns to have a puppy farm in his back yard.

 

[phatcat]

Vin diesel is secretly into necro-pedo-beastiality.

 

[NeoNite]

Vin diesel is NOT a furry.

Repeat: NOT A FURRY.

 

[phatcat]

raping dead puppies has nothing to do with furrys.
its its own new internet fetish.

 

[BobCobb]

Vin Diesel has been raping puppies since before the internet, even before time itself.

If you have an original thought, it has already passed through Vin Diesel's massive brain.

 

[NeoNite]

Nevertheless, Vin diesel is not a furry.

The only envolvement he has with furries, is having one for breakfast...

 

[Kantham]

VinDiesel Can kill you with a tea cup.

VinDiesel, master of the Necromonger which are now converted in a unexpected way to a "way more powerful and faster army"

He will soon hit the giant screen once again in....

 

[Plumb_Drumb]

lol, good stuff.

 

[NiftyBoy]

Vin Diesel found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

 

[Plumb_Drumb]

Vin Diesel found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

...and it was his pinky finger.

 

[Beowolf]

I like Vin

 

[daloonie]

Vin Diesels skin is harder than 10CM thick titanium!

 

[GeneticFreak]

Vin Diesel is constantly bald because he sells his hair to NASA to coat the shutle exterior

 

[daloonie]

Vin Diesel can jump out of a moving car and he will scratch the asphalt.

 

[ilkman]

Upon re-entry Vin Diesel doesnt burn up, the atmosphere ignites and explodes.

 

[MrSmiles]

when vin diesel finds this thread he will smash Earth with the moon