When Vin Diesel awakens...
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This man's penis can pull a truck ( http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=166974 )
but Vin Diesel's penis can make the materials needed for the truck, make the truck, destroy the truck, and turn the truck into a hot woman all without a second thought from Vin. Vin's penis is its own entity.
but Vin Diesel's penis can make the materials needed for the truck, make the truck, destroy the truck, and turn the truck into a hot woman all without a second thought from Vin. Vin's penis is its own entity.
Vin Diesel is The Man. You know, the one that you shouldn't let get you down.
Vin Diesel bottles his farts and labels the bottles Old Spice.
Christopher Reeve is not actually dead. Vin Diesel just punched him so hard he actually became Superman. So, not only did Vin Diesel punch a cripple in a wheelchair, but his fists have strange healing powers!
Vin Diesel bottles his farts and labels the bottles Old Spice.
Christopher Reeve is not actually dead. Vin Diesel just punched him so hard he actually became Superman. So, not only did Vin Diesel punch a cripple in a wheelchair, but his fists have strange healing powers!
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This one is pretty famous, but I don't think it was posted:Destro7000 said:
Vin Diesel -> "I End Lives"
Vin Diesel spit out Boba Fett because he found him distasteful.
Luke Skywalker was not originally supposed to get his hand chopped off, but when Mark Hamill was trying to collect the coveted the Vin Diesel seed (to create a clone army) by stimulating his prostate rectally during Vin's hibernation, Vin clenched his cheeks and severed Mark's hand, forcing George Lucas to re-write the script to include the lopping of Luke's hand and subsequent bitch-scream.
Luke Skywalker was not originally supposed to get his hand chopped off, but when Mark Hamill was trying to collect the coveted the Vin Diesel seed (to create a clone army) by stimulating his prostate rectally during Vin's hibernation, Vin clenched his cheeks and severed Mark's hand, forcing George Lucas to re-write the script to include the lopping of Luke's hand and subsequent bitch-scream.
The last time the NASA's launch of a Space Shuttle was a failure due to problems with the rocket engine Vin Diesel took the Shuttle, put it on the weight of a high striker and launched it into space with an elegant swing of his hammer.
Vin Diesel can lift a Xbox with one hand.
Vin Diesel can lift a Xbox with one hand.
The Xbox360's powerbrick was modeled after one of Vin Diesel's turds.
In 2001: A Space Odyssey, the Stanley Kubrick had to use a black obelisk in Vin's place because he had not woken yet.
In 2001: A Space Odyssey, the Stanley Kubrick had to use a black obelisk in Vin's place because he had not woken yet.
Vin diesel was not allowed to eat chips at the movies.
Combined with his insanily powerfull teeth, the sound produced in combination with dolby surround popped quite a few heads.
Vin diesel refused to clean up the mess afterwards, because his shades got covered with blood. Vin diesel sued the owner of the cinema, and forced him to watch episode 1: the phantom menace three times in a row.
The poor man turned insane the same day. The court ruled that Vin diesel should not be admitted at any cinema. Unless he removes his shades.
Vin diesel almost strangled the judge, what an insult.
Vin diesel decided to built his own super cinema.
Vin diesel now has the monopoly, and has killed off the competition.
Figure of speech.
Vin diesel wouldn't need to dirty his hands to actually kill someone.
He only has to remove his shades...
Combined with his insanily powerfull teeth, the sound produced in combination with dolby surround popped quite a few heads.
Vin diesel refused to clean up the mess afterwards, because his shades got covered with blood. Vin diesel sued the owner of the cinema, and forced him to watch episode 1: the phantom menace three times in a row.
The poor man turned insane the same day. The court ruled that Vin diesel should not be admitted at any cinema. Unless he removes his shades.
Vin diesel almost strangled the judge, what an insult.
Vin diesel decided to built his own super cinema.
Vin diesel now has the monopoly, and has killed off the competition.
Figure of speech.
Vin diesel wouldn't need to dirty his hands to actually kill someone.
He only has to remove his shades...
The world is only a figment of Vin Deisel's imagination. He inspired Robert A. Heinlein's novels. Vin Deisel speaks Martian and has grokked the universe.
Vin Diesel once ate three 72. oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Vin Diesel fills the kettle up past the 'MAX' line.
Then he boils a pot of pure suffering and throws it in your face because you're out of organic milk.
Then he boils a pot of pure suffering and throws it in your face because you're out of organic milk.
Vin Diesel is allowed to say "Bomb" in an airport.
Even better, he's legally bound to carry one with him every time he flies. Whether he detonates it or not depends on how nice the stewardesses are.
Even better, he's legally bound to carry one with him every time he flies. Whether he detonates it or not depends on how nice the stewardesses are.
Vin Diesel is the pot and the kettle, and he calls them both black; matter of fact he calls them any color he frickin wants too. None dare question him.
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