When Vin Diesel awakens...

[Airmoran]

Vin Diesel is a band of vicious pirates,
Sailing out to sea.
When you hear His gentle singing,
You'll be sure to turn and flee!

 

[NeoNite]

Vin diesel outran his shadow, and he can do it over and over again.

 

[K]

Vin Diesel Brushes his teeth with a big Wire Brush.

 

[NeoNite]

Vin diesel climbed the empire state building and pushed king kong down.
Vin diesel thinks king kong is an amateur alpinist.

 

[ilkman]

Vin Diesel has the ability to make omelettes that are so large and complicated they are in fact full-fledged omels.

 

[togmkn]

Vin Diesel was the statue of liberty when they dismantled it for repairs.

 

[ilkman]

Vin Diesel doesnt need to wipe after crapping taking a dump. His butt cleans itself.

 

[Enfyrneaux]

When Vin Diesel awakens, all who were involved with the Dead or Alive movie will never exist.

 

[Kantham]

When Vin Diesel awakens, he will read this thread and realise how internet is good.

 

[Kantham]

Vin diesel did MT. Evrest twice, a movie that never existed since the producer gave up after seeing the movie "the pasificator".

 

[NeoNite]

When Vin diesel awakens, a huge asteroid will be on its way to our beloved planet.
Vin diesel will simply flex his muscles, and the asteroid will change course and explode into the sun.

Afterwards, Vin diesel will go back to sleep. If you look carefully, you might actually see Vin diesel smile.

 

[daloonie]

Just admit it you so want to see Vin Diesel flexing...

Anyways the asteroid will destroy the sun and then Vin Diesel will freeze and never wake up.

 

[Airmoran]

When Vin Diesel awakens, he will read this thread and realise how internet is good.

Hmm...

Just for the bragging rights, Vin Diesel once pondered destroying earth's civilizations via massive 1-mile tall waves, but upon analyzing Ed Harris' final "I love you" transmission, Vin Disesel rescinded. Today, he still lives at the bottom of the ocean.

(If you didn't get it, it's because it's only in the director's cut)

 

[Kantham]

Vin Diesel will realize how good was quack 5 and take over EA with it.

 

[GeneticFreak]

Vin Diesel understood the meaning behind the ending of Matrix Revolution

 

[oosyxxx]

Vin Diesel's ***** is the birthplace of Compton.

 

[Destro7000]

I tried to make an anagram of VIN DIESEL, but all I can come up with is V.D. IS NEEDLI.

 

[NeoNite]

Vin diesel does not turn to the dark side. It's quite the opposite.

Vin diesel can write a book in two different languages at the same time, and read them backwards when he's finished.

 

[Hadmar]

Vin diesel can write a book in two different languages at the same time, and read them backwards when he's finished.

To save time Vin Diesel can also pour ink on a stack of paper and look at it menacing. The ink will take up the shape of any text Vin Diesel wants out of sheer fear.

 

[Trynant]

Vin Deisel was the actual founder of super crotch, but left the art to the amateurs when he got bored of pulling airplanes with his wang.

Hentai monsters are intimidated by Vin Deisel's wang.