When Vin Diesel awakens...

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K.N.I.F.E

K.N.I.F.E

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Vin Disel invented god who had more power than Disel so made Disel go to Earth and changed his name to Adam. Then he felt bad so he sent down Eve to "play" with Vin and Vin raped Eve with an apple so he got in trouble. Than he chopped all the snakes legs off because they are illegal. Vin then gave birth to Abraham who had Issac and Isheamel witch realy means "Vin the rapist" in 2 dead languages that don't exist anymore. Than they had Moomoohad and Jesus. Which both mean "Vin raped Eve" in 2 different dead languages. Than god turned Jesus into Vin, giving him magikal powers and he died cuz the romans are into Depp. Then Moomoohad turned into Vin too. Than Vin Disel got ressurected by God into his formal self. Which means the end is near cuz its te second coming but he wants to act and rape a little longer so that he gets more money when he retires. But we will be dead then. Te end of te real bible.
 
Peavey

Peavey

Rattus Norvegicus
Jul 17, 2001
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Give us a motha****in beat!

Tha name's PEAVEY, and I don't stall,
I'm a bad motha****a, I'll lay it down fo ya'll!

His name is V to da I to da N
An' he's fraggin yo ass, like a motha****in' villain
The V-man is a P-I-M-P
He plays it smooth like a map by CliffyB
Ya lookin for batteries? Make 'em D-Cell,
Ya lookin for gas? Well make it Diesel,
'Cuz when the Diesel man comin' through yo hood,
He'll shock combo yo ass like a bad nigga should,

If ya don't believe me set up a match,
He'll light 'em up before they have time to act
Even on tha Galleon, 10 Necris vs. tha V
He's buckin' like a Stallion on those motha****in' whiteys
CAP! CAP! Muh-Muh-Muh-MONSTER KILL
Fraggin' tha Godlike it ain't no skill
dat **** was EASY, but it ain't no thang,
They legs say run but Vin's flak says BANG!

You get yo ass splattered when you **** with the Diesel,
Like red paint on a motha****in' Easel
So remember ladies V.D. ain't no disease,
It's Vin Diesel, AND HE'S COME TA PLEASE.

DAMN THAT **** WAS DOPE!
 
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FaT CaM

FaT CaM

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Vin Diesel can open a container of sardines with his butt cheeks.

And then the little Vin Diesel that could closed his eyes and said 'I think, I can I think I can'.
 
K

K

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When Vin Diesel opens his mouth and sticks out his tounge , on the end is another Vin Diesel head witch opens his mouth and sticks out his tounge , on the end is another Vin Diesel head witch opens his mouth and sticks out his tounge , on the end is another Vin Diesel head witch opens his mouth and sticks out his tounge , on the end is another Vin Diesel head witch opens his mouth and sticks out his tounge. . . . . . . . . .
 
DRT-Maverick

DRT-Maverick

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Hurricane Katrina was generated when Vin Diesel sneezed.

The Boxing Day Tsunami was created when Vin Diesel through a pebble into the ocean.
 
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