When Vin Diesel awakens...
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Destro7000
Beware the Apartment Emus
Riddick once shaved his head with axel grease on a shiv...but has the same operation been put into effect on Vin Diesel's arse-hair, in a vain attempt to make each buttock as shiny and cueball-like as his head? The answer, unfortunately for us all, is yes.
Destro7000
Beware the Apartment Emus
Vin Diesel communicates in what can only be described as a more manly version of sonar. Electronic pulses reverberate through his lungs stunning all that moves. Once stunned, it is rumoured that various animals have been caught, de-spined and hung as trophies on his belt.
One critic described this trait as 'cliched' in that clearly it had been done before by Predator. This critic was soon silenced as Vin revealed a Predator's skull and bludgeoned him to death with it before swaggering off into the wilderness to hunt wild badgers.
One critic described this trait as 'cliched' in that clearly it had been done before by Predator. This critic was soon silenced as Vin revealed a Predator's skull and bludgeoned him to death with it before swaggering off into the wilderness to hunt wild badgers.
After centuries of debate, the truth can be revealed. "You're So Vain" was written about Vin Diesel.
Sam_The_Man said:
This became a bestseller in many countries over the globe, including Uzbekistan, where he is idolised. Hmm.
Vin diesel will make you eat your potatoes and vegetables first.
Even if it's the last thing Vin diesel does.
Even if it's the last thing Vin diesel does.
When Vin Deisel awakens, everyone will realize that he was the best actor in Saving Private Ryan.
Vin diesel wanted to be Ryan. But then he realised Ryan should not be saved at all..
Because hey... why would Ryan Diesel need any help?
Ryan diesel had already taken care of the entire german army when his saviours arrived.
They didn't like that. Ryan diesel smiled.
Because hey... why would Ryan Diesel need any help?
Ryan diesel had already taken care of the entire german army when his saviours arrived.
They didn't like that. Ryan diesel smiled.
The Pacifier was part of Vin Diesel's Divine Plan, and there is no way we can possibly comprehend its true purpose.
Vin diesel says mama told him to knock you out.
Vin diesel always rings twice, but not when your daddy is home.
Vin diesel always rings twice, but not when your daddy is home.
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Vin diesel knows what you're doing now.
Vin diesel has won the staring contest with his reflection in the mirror.
Vin diesel has won the staring contest with his reflection in the mirror.
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