When Vin Diesel awakens...

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L_S

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Vin Diesel's semen is the active ingredient in 92% of all prescribed pharmaceuticals.
 

JonAzz

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when vin diesel awakens, tool will have dressed him up and made him his butt-buddy. they could have tea and sing and dance!! :D


there will be no more shortage for oil.
 

Lizard Of Oz

Demented Avenger
Oct 25, 1998
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Vin Diesel is the light and the life, the alpha and omega, the ying and the yang, the Abott and the Costello.
He maketh us to lie down in green pastures. He maketh us to hang on hooks in high places. He converteth
us to lamb cutlets, For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger
 

Zur

surrealistic mad cow
Jul 8, 2002
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Vin Diesel is so pumped up on testosterone that he turned bald on day one.
 

NeoNite

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Dec 10, 2000
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Vin diesel does not have to cross bridges like us ordinary men (including world leaders etc..)
Vin diesel merely does what moses did. Only thing is, he does it with style because he is Vin diesel.
 
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