When Vin Diesel awakens...

[Kaligraphic]

Vin Diesel would post here if we were cool enough.

 

[Airmoran]

Vin Diesel once consumed an entire space shuttle whole. When the shuttle's black box was recovered, the last record from the remaining crew member was "My God, it's full of stars!"

 

[MrSmiles]

the bada§§ mother 4000 is half as fast as vin diesel's a§§

 

[Exodus]

Vin Diesel never really knew much about gaming. He's a complete n00b.

 

[Manticore]

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When Vin Diesel awakens you can download him first from Fileplanet (registration required). Everyone else can download him one week later.....


..............and then later still he will morph into warez sourced from Vladivostok.

 

[L_S]

Vin Diesel's initials are VD. Herpes are cool.

Baskin Robbins actually has 32 flavors of ice cream, 31 available to the general public with the 32nd available only to Vin Diesel.

 

[L_S]

Vin Diesel is the Big Easy's only hope.

Vin Diesel is actually paralyzed from the neck down.

 

[SomewhatSuicidal]

Vin Diesel caused the Kobe earthquake by cracking his knuckles.

The moon is actually lit up by sunlight reflecting off Vin Diesel's head.

Vin Diesel can squeeze lumps of coal so hard that they turn into diamonds. Then he chews the diamonds to dust with his teeth, because no toothbrush is tough enough for him.

 

[L_S]

Sixty three years ago, Vin Diesel decided he would try to grow one of his sperm into a fully formed and developed human being without involving an egg. It worked. You may have heard of this sperm before. Its name is Stephen Hawking.

 

[Capt.Toilet]

Vin Diesel is the anti-christ

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

Vin Diesel warps both time and space with a fart.

 

[Trynant]

Vin Deisel is the man who doesn't have a Cadillac in his garage and knows what you get when you put a hundred dead babies in a blender.

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

Vin Diesel's urine can be used as a replacement for "naws."

 

[Sam_The_Man]

Vin Diesel has never, ever used the word "who" when he should have used "whom", even when he was 6.

 

[Morety]

When the Middle East runs out of gas, Vin Diesel will stick a straw down into the earth. He'll attach it to his ass, and fart replenishing our supply for another century.

 

[NeoNite]

Vin diesel says that you can do anything if you want to.

Spoiler

If your name is vin diesel, that is

 

[Sam_The_Man]

Vin Diesel can kill with a look, but the look involves rolling one eye up and sticking his tongue out sideways and waggling his ears, and it makes him look retarded, so he prefers to just smash you through a wall with a flick of his pinky finger.

 

[Kantham]

Vin Diesel is the anti-christ

ARE you really sure?

*no link = no ban*

 

[Discord]

Vin Diesel borrowed my Bananarama tape and won't return it.

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

Vin Diesel fears no manifold!