Lizard Of Oz
Demented Avenger
Once, while waiting for his jeans to dry, Vin Diesel invented a alternative to calculus, but but promptly forgot it when the dryer bell went off; indicating that his jeans were dry.
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When Vin Diesel awakens...
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When Vin Diesel awakens...
... he's going to see this thread and we're all going to be in sooooooooo much trouble.
Personally, I plan to blame it all on Morety.
... he's going to see this thread and we're all going to be in sooooooooo much trouble.
Personally, I plan to blame it all on Morety.
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Lizard Of Oz
Demented Avenger
When Vin Diesel awakens there's going to be dancing 'til dawn, showgirls, over 500 cable channels, and hot and cold running champagne. When Vin Diesel awakens YOU ARE GONNA BE A CONTENDER. Parachute pants will come back in style when Vin Diesel awakens, so stock up now!
Incidentally, and I know some of you won't believe this, the Loch Ness Monster is in fact a giant robot and Vin Diesel is it's pilot. When Vin Diesel awakens, the Final Showdown with Truckasaurus will begin...
Vin Diesel says I need to stop acting like an imbecile on the internet and take my drunk butt to bed now.
Incidentally, and I know some of you won't believe this, the Loch Ness Monster is in fact a giant robot and Vin Diesel is it's pilot. When Vin Diesel awakens, the Final Showdown with Truckasaurus will begin...
Vin Diesel says I need to stop acting like an imbecile on the internet and take my drunk butt to bed now.
Lizard Of Oz
Demented Avenger
Lizard Of Oz
Demented Avenger
Vin Diesel carved the Mount Rushmore with his teeth. While Bungee-jumping from the Concord. Blindfolded.
Vin diesel stood side by side with the spartans agains the persian army.
He defeated all of them, all by himself. The spartans felt such shame, they changed the history books. They killed themselves, in order to restore their pride and glory.
Vin diesel was the first man on the moon. Armstrong almost made it, but he didn't escape vin diesel his evil, strong hands.
Why didn't they deploy Vin diesel on d-day? He could've stormed utah beach all by himself, slaying all the evil germans. It could've saved thousands of lives.
Vin simply would've shoved those mortars up the nazis their bums.
Vin diesel could beat off 10 wookies with one hand.
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He defeated all of them, all by himself. The spartans felt such shame, they changed the history books. They killed themselves, in order to restore their pride and glory.
Vin diesel was the first man on the moon. Armstrong almost made it, but he didn't escape vin diesel his evil, strong hands.
Why didn't they deploy Vin diesel on d-day? He could've stormed utah beach all by himself, slaying all the evil germans. It could've saved thousands of lives.
Vin simply would've shoved those mortars up the nazis their bums.
Vin diesel could beat off 10 wookies with one hand.
etc
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Vin Diesel has been elected president/prime minister and appointed King/Emperor no less than 354 times through out history. He refuses to take office, however, because no nation is worthy of having him as a leader.
Vin Diesel invented "evolution." He evolves organisms by simply punching them until they fit his needs.
Vin Diesel builds waterfalls for the sole purpose of showering.
Vin Diesel invented "evolution." He evolves organisms by simply punching them until they fit his needs.
Vin Diesel builds waterfalls for the sole purpose of showering.
Vin Diesel is able to look into people's souls and see their 'true names' by looking at them, and will only call others by these names and not the arbitrary vocal patterns randomly assigned them at birth without their consent.
Many people have discovered their true name through the awesome power of Vin Diesel, among them Condoleezza Rice, Timmy Mallett and Sir Mix A Lot.
Many people have discovered their true name through the awesome power of Vin Diesel, among them Condoleezza Rice, Timmy Mallett and Sir Mix A Lot.
Vin Diesel has the power to travel through time. He occasionally uses it to reverse catastrophic events, such as the SARS epidemic which wiped out the entire human population before his intervention, but mostly goes back in time when he thinks of something really witty to say a minute after the moment has passed.
Vin Diesel is one of only three people to have challenged Death to a game of chess and won, thus granting him immortality (the others being Elvis Presley and Joan Collins). Moreover, Vin Diesel is the only man ever to have beaten Death in three moves in a Fool's Mate.
Vin Diesel is the current champion of Mastermind. No, not the quiz show, the game with the little coloured and black and white pegs and the holes.
Vin Diesel is the odds-on favourite among those 'in the know' to succeed Richard Whiteley as presenter of Countdown.
Vin Diesel is one of only three people to have challenged Death to a game of chess and won, thus granting him immortality (the others being Elvis Presley and Joan Collins). Moreover, Vin Diesel is the only man ever to have beaten Death in three moves in a Fool's Mate.
Vin Diesel is the current champion of Mastermind. No, not the quiz show, the game with the little coloured and black and white pegs and the holes.
Vin Diesel is the odds-on favourite among those 'in the know' to succeed Richard Whiteley as presenter of Countdown.
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Vin Diesel clearly has his finger on the pulse of today's hottest fashion trends. My word but the man is amazing!
And anyway, Vin Diesel's swiss army knife doesn't have the same attachments as yours so it's really kind of like comparing apples to oranges...
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