When Vin Diesel awakens...
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I don't truly know what's gonna happen
when the lights go out, Carolyn -- but I
do know that once the dyin' starts, this
little psycho family of ours is gonna rip
itself apart. So you better find out the
truth. Come nightfall, you better know
exactly who's standing behind you.
0_0 !
when the lights go out, Carolyn -- but I
do know that once the dyin' starts, this
little psycho family of ours is gonna rip
itself apart. So you better find out the
truth. Come nightfall, you better know
exactly who's standing behind you.
0_0 !
best one yet! :tup: 
George Lucas wanted Vin Diesel to play Luke Skywalker, but Vin declined because when he was told, "Use the Force, Vin!" he wanted to reply, "I AM the Force, you rat bastard!" But George wouldn't change his script.
Vin Diesel is everywhere. He is all around us even now in this very room. You can see him when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel him when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. He is the fictitious anomaly that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
What truth?
That you are a slave. Like everyone else, you were born into Vin diesel world, born into a commercial prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison...for your mind....Unfortunatly,
no one can be..._told_ who Vin diesel is...you have to see
him for yourself.
/Morpheus takes out a bunch of Vin diesel flyers, magazines and little flags
VIN DIESEL!!!! VIN DIESEL FOR PRESIDENT!
/Neo runs away
That you are a slave. Like everyone else, you were born into Vin diesel world, born into a commercial prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison...for your mind....Unfortunatly,
no one can be..._told_ who Vin diesel is...you have to see
him for yourself.
/Morpheus takes out a bunch of Vin diesel flyers, magazines and little flags
VIN DIESEL!!!! VIN DIESEL FOR PRESIDENT!
/Neo runs away
Vin once beat a pirate to death with a shovel, then returned the shovel to Wal-Mart, complaining that the blood, brain matter, skull fragments, and clumps of hair "did not properly cake to the shovel" the way he was accustomed to.
Survival of the fittest is the law of nature. We decieve or we are decieved. Thus, we flourish or perish. Nothing good ever happened to me when I trusted Vin Diesel. That is the lesson.
The arrangement of pores on the skin of Vin Diesel's back form a pattern such that if you look at them through a magnifying glass whilst slightly crossing your eyes and concentrating for several seconds, a three dimensional map to the Lost City of Atlantis will slowly come into focus.
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Now that you mention it there is a striking resemblence between VD (ahem) and Lord Vader....Morety said:
...and he's probably one of the few people alive that could get away with bitch slapping George Lucas (apart from Harrison Ford).
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