the story of the starship 'uss eternaty'

[Thar T'Pak [=AA=]]

Stardate 9087654908735.22

Hunter-Seeker of the Third Triad Thar T'pak reporting.

I managed to stop the damn helmsman on this ship from pissing off the Hirogen any further. I think I scared the bridge crew when I yelled at them.

Anyway, after narrowly averting having their ship targeted by the armada, I worked my way down towards the shuttle bay, pushing my way through other crew//prey. I decided to keep my cloak off to conserve energey. I'll need it to help these poor fools repel any boarders from the Lorg.....

Wait. What are females doing here? And what the hell are they doing in the shuttle bay? Ahh well, no time to play. I placed some hirogen Lorg sensors in the shuttle bay, to warn their ship of any Lorg in the shuttle bay. Thank the Great Hunter, they didn't find the A.I. I introduced into their computer systems. It should have had time to integrate with the rest of the systems. It will use the sensors to their full capacity.

I ran into the crewmemebr//prey 8472. I handed him a few more sensors, grunted something in his language that I think he understood and headed back up to the bridge. If any of the Lorg beam in, it will be to the bridge.

Hunter-Seeker of the Third Triad Thar T'pak out.

Supplemental - I have been in contact with the armada. They are preparing all of the ships for a full frontal assault on the Lorg pyramid. Several of the smaller ships will be assigned to protect the Eternaty at all costs. I am now working on the Eternaty's shield systems to reduce the Lorg's ability to beam into the ship. A few of the crew//prey looked at me, a couple screamed and fainted. Damn fools, I don't have time for this.

 

[CaSCaDe]

>set parameters to attack
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>>parameters set
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>INTERCEPTION IN T MINUS 30sec.
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>start tuant sequance
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>>sequance started
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THIS IS BOCUTAS OF LORG!!!
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>RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!
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>PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!!!!!
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>YOUR FINAL HOUR IS NOW!
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>>taunt sequence interupted
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>>message sequence initiated without autHerization
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>>HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!
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>>message terminated by main core
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>>stop all sequences

 

[Temporary Account]

Chief Engineers Log

Word has spread throughout the ship that the Hirogen Hunter has forgone his stealthy manuevers and been marching around the ship. Many crewmembers doubt it, but he appears to be trying to help us in our battle with the Lorg. Last reports placed him in Engineering, fiddling with our shields! I must go there at once. If he is indeed trying to help, I will do what I can to assist him (although, in the arrogance typical of his race, he will probably shun my help), and also attempt to learn what I can of his technological methods. If he is indeed a sabotuer, then I am prepared to nuetralize him. I would hate to come to this, however, as no one on the ship yet suspects the fact that I am not human. But I would willingly risk the persecution I would surely face if it would mean saving my comrades.

What's that alert message? Damn...the Lorg are preparing there invasion force. I must get to engineering quickly.

<End of Log>

 

[henke]

cyborgcanonball's log. Stardate: 56925.46

requesting for status....

i have been offline by a mechanical mistake with some wires that were connected wrong....


over n' out

 

[8-4-7-2]

The battle begins

As Ambassador Bozo took the Omega flyer to the women ship and still isn't back, I and Beerbaron took the modified shuttle and left for the lorg pyramid. I hope that Temporary Accounts modification work, and that we will be able to save the Captain. From his last transmission we calculated a few possible positions.

Commander Vortex stayed on the Eternaty to lead the battle.
I also told Lt. RizMan to prepare henke for launch. I'm confident in the whole crew's abilities to deal with this!

Supplemental
Before we left I saw the wavy air guy running throught the ship, installing different sensor arrays, and changing the shield modulations. He bacame a true ally, but I'm still suspicipous about his intentions. But at least he called his fleet to back us up!

Supplemental II
On the way to the shuttle bay, I saw some beautiful women. Where did they come from? They seemed pleased when they saw me. But I didn't have time for girls. Maybe after the battle.

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

Starlog: I'm tired...

Starlog: I'm tired...

Anyway, enough of my complaining, I got lorg ass to kick!!! Taking a modded vessel along with 8-7-4-2, we are heading to a lorg triangle looking thing. I don't know what the hell it is, but all I know, is I'm gonna make the lorg pay for what they did to my car, my TV, and my wife... damn, this sounds like one of those movies you would see during the day when nothings on. Oh well...

UPDATE: Before leaving the main ship, I completed work on my GTO, and I managed to put it on the little vessel we are on now, incase I might need something I'm familiar with. Flying ships isn't all that hard, but it ain't easy either. Gimme a stick shift anyday!!!

We're gettin' close to the lorg base, so I'm gonna leave now.

Run and hide lorg scum, I'll still find ya, the bad man is here.

 

[Syri]

Transporter chief's log, Stardate 3464373342

I've just been wandering in the shuttle bay, and I noticed a shuttle that's not ours. I'm going to investigate...

Hmm, it's not a recognised type, but there are lifesigns aboard. Wait, I think I see one...

The ship is populated by women! It's the ship we detected earlier. I've been taken inside by them! Well, it could be worse... at least they're attractive...
Bad news is, they've taken my ferrari powered flame thrwoer I got from Beerbaron. damn! I liked that aswell!
hold on, I think they want me to go with them... Hey, give me my pad back!
well hello...

[log ended]

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

Starlog: 110101001 again

Starlog: 1101010101 again

We must be getting close the lorg triangle, so I must make this quick. Before I left, I wrote a little program that lets me look at all the security cameras on the ship. Nothing was on, so I decided to check out the shuttle bay. Right when I flipped on the cam, I saw D-Stroya get carried into a ship full of women! Dammit, right when the lorg get here, we get some chicks!!! AHHH!! Oh well, 8-4-7-2 hasn't been talking much, probably some deep issues thing going on with him I don't mind the silence, gives me time to think out an attack pattern, but since I don't know the main point of entry, this is kinda hard.

Well, I'm guessing 30 more minutes until we get wherever the hell we're going, so I'm outta here.

Its howdy doody time kiddies, the bad man is here.

 

[8-4-7-2]

Tactical Officer's log Stardate 5982

Beerbaron just told me that we will be at the lorg pyramid in 15 minutes. I was rather quite, as I kept recieving telepathic signals in the last houres. They are no doubt from my species: 8472. They try to contact me through fluid space. I wasn't able to understand much, but it made me think how I got here. Some tax troubles, disobedience against the hirachy, and then forced into exile. Now I must live among this short-sighted, 2-feeted humanoids who are getting me into one trouble after another. But well... I got what I deserved.

Beerbaron looked the whole time on some security screens and polished his guns. I only hope we can find the Captain in time. If we are to late he will be a Lorg forever.

The Lorg have interrupted and scrambled all subspace communication. I wish I knew how the things are on the ship.
But I know we will win!

 

[TWD]

Personal log 594.312.23mark3
I was out for a lovely walk on my homeworld of drakonis when I suddenly found myslef in a starship. I have found a computer terminal and started to read their logs. It is an extensive database this will take a while. Perhaps there is a summary log. Meanwhile I read these logs waiting for someone to come by and say hi to me.

 

[Thar T'Pak [=AA=]]

Star date 387543598745.2

Hunter-Seeker of the Third Triad Thar T'pak reporting.

I managed to vary the polarity of the shields to stop any lorg from beaming aboard. Problem is it also kills all lorg to Eternaty communcation. Well, that will be their call.

Hmm, It appears I have managed to attract attention as a few crew members have been watching me, albeit from a safe distance. Ahh well, maybe they will learn something and become more of a worthy prey than they have been.

After finishing that up, I walked back to the bridge. It is funny watching some of the weaker prey cower and loos bodily control when I approach. But this does not help my hunting by scaring them to death. So I re-engaged the cloak and decided to hide out in the shuttle bay. I am gonna keep an eye on the females that came aboard. Maybe they will be more worthy of my attention then the pitiable crew of the Eternaty.

Hunter-Seeker of the Third Triad Thar T'pak out.

 

[8-4-7-2]

Tactical Officer's log Stardate 1223654

We came into tranporter range of the lorg pyramid where the Captain is held. We managed to beam into some cargobay while their shield cycle made a phase shift. I hope they didn't detect they transporter signature, or we will get into serious trouble! I pick up a signal from the Captain. Wait........I hear something. NOOOOOOO.......

Supplemental
I keep receiving telepathic signals from my people. It is really hard to work this way. When we are back on the ship I must find out waht this is about!


[Note to TWD: click on the 2nd link in my sig to reach the Eternaty homepage, then click on synopsis. You will also find a crew roster there, and a few articles about the species we met!
Welcome on board. Try to think of a reasonable cause why you are on the ship! Interact with us.]

 

[Vortex]

still the acting captain's (I think) log: somebody help me out here!

Still, in command of the Eternaty, I frantically search the ship for a way to reintroduce myself into the story without causing too much pain.

ZZZ

 

[TWD]

Startdate 104564.345.23
I came in contact with someone. I am going to meet the the guy in charge. It seems to me that since I have no applicable starship skills I will start a restraunt/bar/arcade I'm still thinking of a name perhaps something better than TWD's place will come to me.
Meanwhile I have continued to read some logs. I have learned of a species called lorg and their pyramid. I look forward to killing a few of these creatures.
This sector is strange to me it seems that I come from a completely differnet galaxy. Meanwhile I have been conversing with skumboy and temporary account to track down the annomaly that brought me here

 

[RizMan]

Back from my week off...

Helmsman RizMan's Log, stardate 465897.39

The lorg are now in visible range and are firing bunches of torpedos toward us. However, I managed to discover a pattern in their attacks, so it is rather easy to get out of thier way. However, it won't take long until the lorg adapt. The shuttle carrying beerbaron and 8-4-7-2 to the lorg pyramid has sucessfully arrived there, and the team beamed on the lorg ship, so I can now focus on getting the ternaty out of this mess. Before, I had to escort the shuttle.
8-4-7-2 gave me the order to prepare to fire henke, so this is what I did. He put a lot of trust into me, so I won't disappoint him. I will maneuver the Eternaty out of this as soon as we they find the captain. But as long as they don't, I have to use all of my skills to get out of the lorg's fire.
Sensors show that a Hirogen flet is heading towards us. I suppose the wavy air guy called them. I wonder what their intentions are, but it seems that at least they are gonna help us in the battle.

Just before the battle started, a guy named TWD showed up on the bridge. I have no clue who he is and how he came onboard, but I don't have time for this now. We are being boarded by the lorg.

End Log

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

Starlog: Here we go...

Starlog: Here we go...

Well, were in. And this lorg ship thing smells like recycled ****, ewwww. Oh well. Gimme something to be pissed about while I kick some lorg ass. I heard that there a women on the main ship. Damn, too bad I'm not there The only thing nice about this ship is everything is huge! I can drive my car up and down the hallways, making for a quick rescue and evac of the captain. Also, the gravity is the same as earths, so I shouldn't have a problem driving in here. Well, I think where getting ready to make a first sweep of the level where on right now, so I'm outta here.

Killing lorg scum is fun...

 

[Vortex]

commander's log stardate ?????

OK, TWD, can we say that this person you met up with is me? Well, it'll help get back into the story anyway. Unfortunately, I am the guy in charge so you will have to report to me anyway .

The individual known as TWD desires to open some kind of pub on the Eternaty. It sounds like a good idea as we could do with some place proper aboard the ship in which to get drunk. As for names, I think something like Underworld or The Blob Shop may be appropriate. That way, he could also make a healthy profit from selling blobs! I wil have to give it some thought as to whether this individual should be allowed to join our crew.

What's that? There's a Lorg coming up the turbolift? OK, where's that phaser rifle gone?

 

[TWD]

Personal log stardate 1203948
I had got together a few of the friends that I had meet since I came. They quickly found the stash of rum. It seems they like it and I think that my idea of a bar on the ship will go well with them. I don't drink but hey I said to myself why not profit from it anyways? Soon some lorg appeared. After much peer pressure from the drunkards in my temporary quarters the lorg became intoxicated. It appears that lorg don't react well to alcahol very well. We are safe for now but I fear for the rest of our ship. Well all picked up our weapons. So I followed by a bunch of stargaring men went of to frag some stuff.
Meanwhile I have still been able to find what brought me here to this starship. I am beggining to wonder if I will ever get home. It seems though it doesn't really matter if I can get back or not. The people here seem nice and I think I might want to stay. I cannot speak for the crew of the eternity as I don't know what they think and their opinion. If I find I cannont stay here there is always the chance that we can find out what brought us here and get back.

 

[TWD]

personal log stardate 102938
We have started moving thorught our deck. On my way I submited a formal request to become part of the crew to the first officer. We then went off. It wasn't long till we came to a part of the ship that didn't look right. There are lorg everywhere and it appears they have taken this part of the ship. I have sent a message for backup.

 

[8-4-7-2]

Tactical Officer's log Stardate 1523.2

I just was scared to death, but it was only beerbaron who started his car. I think he went nuts, as he drives to the huge corridors here. I hope he desn't alarm the Lorg, as they only react hostile when threatened.

Meanwhile I hacked into a Lorg communications node and accessed their data base. It seems the Captain is hold in the inner sanctum of the ship which is heavily guarded by battle drones and a level-16 forcefield. Until now I don'z know a way to get in!

When I was linked to the Lorg intranet I was shortly able to contact the Eternaty. The messaages were nearly completely scrambled , but I could understand that hey are under heavy fire. Several Lorg have taken over deck 11! Damn! Engineering is located there! They should save our mainframe with a fractal encryption algorithm.
Before the commincation line broke down, I was able to tell the Lorg database access codes to Lt. Cmd. NeoSkinz. With them he should be able to activate the Lorg regeneration process. Then they will all fall asleep. At least the ones here!

Supplemental
I also heard that a new crewman mysteriously appeared on the ship. He calls himself TWD and wants to open a bar or something. Good idea, bu I don't know if our cook Butress agrees with it...