the story of the starship 'uss eternaty'

[Cap'n Beeb]

Starlog: WHEEE!!!

Whats the matter 8-4-7-2? Did my car scare ya Yeah, listen to that power. Mmmm, smell that nitrous. Ahhh. Now anyway, 8-4-7-2 did some good hacking on the lorg intranet and got the location of the captain. I already got the map memorized, so it shouldn't take long to get to the captain. Also, I managed to put some armor on my car, so it should be pretty protected from lorg weapons. Anyway, I got my engine running and a lead foot that needs to rest, so I'm outta here. Now its time for some drivin' music!!! WHEEE!!!!

/me plays Kid Rock: American Badass

Ready 8-4-7-2? Then lets go.

 

[8-4-7-2]

Tactical Officer's log Stardate 526211

Beerbaron seemed quite amused that the sound of his car scared me! Well, it was just beause I'm not used to it. Hey, we live in the 24th century, and only very few people have interest for ancient, primitive, yet fascinating technology.

However he appreciated my hacking work. I risked my life at it, as I had to defend me against a great number of Lorg.
Beerbaron quickly found a way to the inner sanctum, and we are now sitting in his car and drive to it. Berbaron always plays a song in his radio. I like it, altough I never heard it before. I lowered the side window to shoot the Lorg drive-by with my phaser rifle. This is really funny... [firing sound] ha and another frag.....

.....wait I can see that the room get's bigger. We have arrived. Captain, we are here to your rescue!!!

Supplemental
The telepathic signals from my species are getting stronger and stronger. I could believe that they opened a singularity to this galaxy, as the messages get more clear with the time. The voices say:
"Pay your taxes! Pay your taxes! You will be liquitated"
I have no time for this now! We must get to the Captain!

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

Starlog: Arival....

Starlog: Arival...

We finally found the captain!! With 8472 superb accuracy and my crazy driving (not one scratch on my car though, phew) we managed to get to the holding cell in about 10 minutes. Right now, the captain is in a confused and dazed state, maybe the lorg had him on something, I dunno. Dammit, I'm not a doctor, I make weapons and play around with my car! Anyway, we should be getting back to the main ship in about 2 hours if everything works like it should. I have just run a diagnostic in my car, everything seems to be fine, I just want to give her an oil change and fill the tank up, then we can leave.

 

[RizMan]

Helmsman RizMan's Log, stardate 465498.89

We are in the heat of the battle now. The lorg opened fire not long ago. However, Vortex, who's still in command, hasn't given us the order to fire. So, the only thing I can do is avoid the lorg torpedos and phasers. I'm making rather good for the moment, cause not a lot of shots hit us. The ones which do are absorbed b the shields which have been modified by the wavy air guy. The allmighty Q-like being yellow5 bless him.
I don't know how 8-4-7-2 and beerbaron are getting along cause we lost communication for a moment, but I'm rather sure that they'll make it. They are the best men I ever saw. In fact, this is the best crew I have been part of during my whole life. But enough gossip...
My console scanners have detected a singularity opening in the sourrounds of the battle. Some strange signals are coming from it, but the computer can't decrypt them. If only D-Stroya was here, he could scan it, but it seems that he disappeared, kidnapped by the women-only ship. Lucky you D-Stoya
Also, it seems that tis guy, TWD wants to open a bar. Sounds good for me, but he will have toface the wrath of Butress, and I wouldn't like to be in such a position. It's even worse than to face the lorg.

Ok, I gotta avoid some more lorg torpedos

End Log

 

[Vortex]

acting captian's log : we need CaSCaDe!

I'm just not cut out for this leadership stuff! I have been so busy worrying about that bar which TWD (or is that TDW?) wants to open that I nearly forgot we were in battle with the Lorg. I nearly found myself lorginated as I collided with one on my way down the corriders! Thankfully I managed to bore the thing to death before it made it's move.

Now that beerbaron and 8-4-7-2 have located the captain I feel justified (finally) to give the order to open fire!

So, open fire ppl!

P.S. CaSCaDe me like ur custom avatar!

 

[8-4-7-2]

Tactical Officer's log Stardate 12569

We finally managed to get into the inner sanctum of the Lorg ship! After shooting our way trough countless Lorg drones, we lcated the Captain in an regeneration alcove.
We pulled him out got him into the car and left as far as we could. For one little moment I could have sworn that I saw the Lorg queen in perosn!
The Captain is nearly completely lorginated, but he still seems to be aware of his individuality. However he only stumbled weird words. I think he has a severe psychologic trauma. But I'm Tactical Officer, not a shrink.
After I few unplanned detours to avoid Lorg patrols, we arrived at the outer sections, and beamed us and the car back to the shuttle which was still undisovered by the Lorg. Under heavy fire made it back to the Eternaty.
We brought the Captain to sickbay where we hope that the Doctor is able to help him!

Upon my arrival I heard that an unknown number of drones has taken controle over deck 11 where Engineering is loacated. I only hope that noone has been lorginated and that all got out, before the deck was sealed off. Beerbaron ran away, saying he would deal with the problem.

I'm now on the bridge at the tactical console where i belong. Commander Vortex - who seemed very nervous- ordered to open fire. I didn't hasitate and managed to destroy one sphere. But the pyramid and the two cubes are two strong for one ship. Even with Lt. RizMan ingenious flying skills we lost the stearboard warp nacelle. The shields are down to 50 percent! We should call the Hirogen fleet for some backup!

I addition Lt. Commander NeoSkinz could hack into the Lorg regeneration process and activate their sleep phase!

Supplemental
Lt. RizMan reported of a quantum singularity nearby that emitts strange signals. It was not hard for me to recognize the scan data: It is an opening to Fluid Space! Species 8-4-7-2 perpares to enter our galaxy. That also explains the telepathic link I'm experiencing. I transmitted the date to Astrometrics for closer scans. Until now their intentions are unknown.

 

[Bozo=MD=]

Ambassador's log, Stardate 000914.1

Whoa! After having experienced first hand the hospitality of the female species I've finally managed to sneak away to a communication station.

This species seems to have an incredible craving for sexual relations, and they never seem to get tired of it. I've really been put to the test as to how much loving a male can survive...

They did seem bothered about the fact that I have some dandruff, but when I told them that the amount of dandruff is proportional to a male's virility they relaxed and wanted to try my theory. And try it they did...

I now find myself wondering what's been going on with the Eternaty, since I've been, erm..., unavailable...

Oh, I hear some women calling... They seem friendly enough, but I'll "negotiate" some more with them...

[Supplemental]
I heard a recorded message from the Eternaty that I have to contact Thar T'Pak so that we can cooperate in the battle against the Lorg.

[Log - end]

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

Starlog: Were back...

Starlog: Were back...

After rescuing the captain and getting back to the ship, only to be welcomed by reports of lorgination and lorg attacks, 8472 has sent the captain to sickbay/medical whatever to see if he can be un-lorginated. Anyway, I have heard reports of massive lorgination on deck 11. Damn, thats where enginerings at! Oh well. Hopefully I can find the wavy air guy and see if he can help us. Well, Im gonna check out the situation on deck 11, I hope its not bad...

 

[RizMan]

Helsman RizMan's Log, stardate 987651.64

Finally, 8-4-7-2 and beerbaron are back from their mission and they managed to rescue the captain. As soon as they beamed back, Vortex gave us the order to open fire and so did 8-4-7-2 do when he was at his station. He managed to destroy one sphere, but the lorg still outnumber us. I hope that the hirogen fleet will give us back up soon, as the Eternaty won't hold the fire anylonger. Even if I managed to avoid lots of fire, one warp nacelle has been destroyed, Impulse drives are almost out of order. This means that the ship is completely unmaneuvrable. The ship has a few resources left, but she won't survive a lot of more shots. Shields are almost down.
There's still something else which bothers me: as D-Stroya isn't here, I also controlled the scanners and discovered the singularity openeing I reported about in my last log. When I told 8-4-7-2 about it, he seemed to be rather anxious about it. I'm wondering if he knows what it is? We have enough problems for the moment.
Beerbaron is checking deck 11. Some lorg apparently lorginated engineering. That is typical: they start to lorginate to main core of a ship, thus gaining access to all of its vital systems.

Damn it, we need support here, please someone, help us...

[loud noise in background]

****, the hull is about to break. Structural integrity is almost at 0%. I gotta fly us out of this mess, but how can I do this without any drives working anymore.

End Log

 

[Vortex]

commander's log stardate: we're doomed!

This is bad! Despite having the captain back onboard, the Eternaty is on it's last legs having lost almost all propulsion. In this state we can't move anywhere and we may just have to sit it out and see whether the Lorg decide to lorginate us or simply destroy ourship. I hope we get through this or it'll be all my fault. I just can't command a ship to save myself. I couldn't live with losing a ship (and a crew) like this.

On a lighter note, we've had word back from Bozo=MD= who is still in the process of negotiating with those woman! Well I hope he's been enjoying himself while we've been stuck here battling the Lorg. If you can bring yourself to leave their ship, you're more than welcome to return to the Etarnaty. Oh, and one more thing Bozo=MD=, I haven't had that private meeting with the captain yet so can check to see if she is willing before I'm not captain anymore!?

A man can dream...

End log

 

[8-4-7-2]

Tactical Officer's log Stardate **** happens

Damn it! We nearly lost structural integrity. This means we have no energy left for the emergency forcefields. There are hull breaches and burstes plasma lines virtually everywhere and we almost lost the impuls engines.And as if this wasn't enough the Lorg took over Engineering!

What's this: There are ships coming out of the quantum singularities! This are bioships from Species 8472. I guess only very few no them, or even know that I'm not a human, even if I might look like one. What the heck are they doing here. Wait.......the open fire on the Lorg ships.
Yeah, two shots out of their mighty plasma cannons instantly destroyed the two cubes! The Pyramid is escaping, but it is pursued by 4 Hirogen hunter vessels! I knew we could count on them!

There are more strange sigmals. NO... there is a singularity opening on the bridge....ARRRGHHHH......I'm sucked into it............NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I'm in a holding cell. The walls are organic. It must be a ship of Species 8472. What do they want from me. I was exiled and I don't want to have anything to do with them anymore!

GET ME OUT OF HERE!! HEEELP!

 

[CaSCaDe]

Captains log: AHHHHHHHHHH it feels good to be back, well sort off

as i woke up i found my self lying in sick bay.
when i tryed to get i found i had some strange thing on my body!

AHHH get it of, get it of!!!!!!!


(a few minutes and a few shouts later)

the doktor told me that most of the impland could be removed.
but unfortunatly som will have to stay, but the good thing is that they do improve my capebilyties as a captain.

for 1, the extended eye piece is still on me and will not be removed cuse this mighyt cuse craniale damage, but he i can see and comprihand 20 diferend dimension now, so that my sight has improved by about............well, 400 times!
also i have to keep having this subdermal implant wich i like to refere to as "the leech" wich allows me to fire a very powerfull burst of energie with just a thought!

as my apperence might be a little alltered i think the crew might be a little frightened by me. so i am going to send a message on all frequencies that there is nothing to be afraid of and that i am the old ME again, only with some cosmetical "enhacments".

i dont feel so good at the momnent cuse the doctor has used a very nasty narcotic fluid from wich i am still recovering but i asure evry body on this ship that i will be up and running in notime!!!

just 1 last remark before i go take a nap again: it is good to be back!

 

[Vortex]

commander's log stardate Woohoo!

It's good to have the captain back. And not a moemnt too soon as I thought I might have gone mad with all this captaining stuff. Strange though, just when they nearly had us beat, a group of 8472 ships appeared and fought of the Lorg. I don't think they were here to save us though as our TO 8-4-7-2 was sucked into a singularity moments later. I fear he may have been taken into fluidic space where Species 8472 reside. I don't know if there's anything we can do for him if this is the case but I'll check it out anyway. Right now I'm being to sickbay to see the captain. They better not be telling him what a hopeless captain I am!

 

[RizMan]

Helmsman RizMan's log, stardate 987654.65

The lorgships have been destroyed by species 8472. They came out of fluid space, fired one burst of wepaons toards the lorg and destroyed them. Really impressive. However, TO 8-4-7-2 disappeared seconds after the destruction of the lorg ships. He has been abducted, I suppose by species 8472, into a singularity. We have to investigate this and get him back. He's one of our best men onboard. We can't afford tolose him. He and beerabron, in this selfless act, brought us the captain back.
As there's nothing more to do for me on the bridge: the lorg are gone and the ship is unmaneuvrable, I'm gonna visit the captina in sickbay. He still has some lorg implants, but he's definitely OUR captain CaSCaDe. Welcome back captain

Even these are rather happy news here on the ship, we still have to fight the lorg on deck11. beerbaron, our security officer will have to bring up a plan to get them all of the ship and then we'll be able to track 8-4-7-2 and save him. Hopefully, we'll be able to recreate this singularity to follow species 8472 into fluid space. I hope D^Stroya will be back soon to analyize the scanners datas and tell us how to recreate the singularity

End Log

 

[Syri]

Transporter chief's log, Stardate 3464373262

I've managed to get out of the women's ship, and recover my PAD. The first few days on there were great, but it became a bit tiring. I'm going to need some recovery time I think.
I've been asked to analyse some sensor data. Strange that I'm being asked, as this is usually the science officer's job, not transporter chief, but I'll give it a shot anyway.
Maybe this is a hint that I may be up for promotion to science officer? Who knows...

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

Starlog: IDEA!!! Need help though...

Starlog: IDEA!!! Need help though...

Since I have this idea of getting the lorg off of our ship, can anyone provide me with a lorgs favorite attraction/food/music/etc... the way I figure it, we make a trail of anything a lorg likes right into every airlock door, and once one of them is inside, we close the interior lock and open the outter lock and send them out into space! WHEEE!!! I ask that more people come forward with their suggestions though, someone might have a better idea than me.

 

[CaSCaDe]

Captains log startdate: the day of the monkeyfarts

my recovery is going very well and i think i will be up and running in notime.

some disturbing news has reached me, my TO has been kidnapped by spicies 8472, we need to get him back ASAP!!

i find it rather strange that he has been kidnapped by a spicies with the same name as his.
i dont think it is a coincidence.

i will see what this incidenet will bring.

i also have revieced word from my secruraty officer that he has a idea to ge the lorg of our ship.

i have agread that i will surve ass bate to lure them to the air locks as they still follow me as ther leader.

i think it will work.!

good work crew!
my absence has not been catastrofic for the ship!

CaSCaDe out

 

[RizMan]

Helmsman RizMan's log, stardate 979866.65

beerbaron has come up with a plan on how to lure the lorg out of deck11 and it seems to me that it's a rather good one. The Captain has volunteered to be the prey, as the lorg still seem to follow him. Even if this is a brave act from him, I think his still to weak. I visited him an hour ago and he seemed still quite tired. However, if he feels like he can do it, why not. Well, he's the captain, so I won't say anything. It's only my personal thought. I don't want to lose him again.
I made a mistake: I ordered D-Stroya to analyze the scanner data, although he's transporter chief. In fact, I wanted Coolbrz73 to handle these. However, as I haven't heard anything from him for some time now, D-Stroya and anyone else can have a look at these. I don't know a lot about scanners, so I don't know what to do about these datas about the singularity.
Well, as soon as we have got rid of the lorg, we have to try to get 8-4-7-2 back.

End Log

 

[Syri]

Transporter chief's log, Stardate 3464373564

I've anallised[sp?] some of the sensor log, and it seems the anomaly leads to a parallel[sp?] dimension. The strange thing is, there is no vacuum of space through there! the whole of space is liquid, like a giant swimming pool, the size of a universe!
I'm not sure if the Eternaty will be able to move through the liquid, so that will have to be checked out by engineering. They need to finish repairs first though, as we still have damage from the lorg attack.
I'm going to continue checking the sensor readings to see if the entry to "fluid space" can be recreated, I think it should be possible, or species 8-4-7-2 wouldn't have been able to open the rift. If any one can help with these readings, it would be appreciated.

[supplemental]
It seems that this job wasn't intended for me after all, Rizman made a mistake. Never mind, no-one's perfect. I'd still like a promotion to science officer though, not heard from Skumboy for a while, and he's the listed science officer.

 

[Syri]

Transporter chief's log, Stardate 346437347

I've analysed the last of the sensor readings. We can now recreate the entry into fluid space. or at least I think we can anyway.
We need to modify the deflector dish to emit a gamma frequency resonance burst at 14.6Ghz. this should open the passage.
Now we just need to get all the damage fixed, before we can mount a rescue for 8-4-7-2