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Taskmaster

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At least our company is giving us half the day off today. I'll have cooled down by Monday! Maybe I will try to type it back in. Won't be exactly the same since I was making it up as I went along, but the general idea will be the same.

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wiz4ha

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I never did enjoy Enlglash mush Taskmaster...

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Taskmaster

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Sorry if I came across as patronizing, I didn't mean to. I was just wanted to help you write with more "ummphf!" I like to write stories... and have several short ones. So I get over eager to help... /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif



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Taskmaster

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Taskmaster|PuF while hanging an autographed litograph of the UT box cover art, hit his thumb with the hammer.

Taskmaster|PuF drops the hammer out of reflex and it lands on his bare foot breaking his big toe!

Taskmaster|PuF jumps backwards in pain, stumbling backward over the pile of wooden blocks left on the floor by his daughter, twisting his ankle.

Taskmaster|PuF still falling backwards hits the ledge of the open window and tumbles out, landing in a boody heap on the concrete driveway below.

Taskmaster|PuF wife, who is just leaving on her way to buy groceries, backs out with the mini-van and crushes the last recognizable remains of Taskmaster!


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just never mush liked englash cos it was boring..heh. i still did great though (for some odd reason)...

See Taskmaster, i could write it better, but im on a deal where you pay your internet by the hour after 15 hours of use. if i spent time to spellcheck and grammar check etc., it adds to much to my bill. heh. now you see?

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Taskmaster

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Now you are talking in a language I can understand.. saving money!! I use a free internet service at home, but I have the company's T1 line by day! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

Try FreeINet or NetZero! Yes, you may see some ads (you get used to ignoring them) but it is free.... Of course, fo 19.95 you can get unlimited and not worry about the hours..

Ping for UT may suffer, but I can still playwell enough!


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Yea Funk, I'm stupid! Stupid like a - uh, like a, uh, what do you call one of thos dog like furry animals that live in the woods? Stupid like a racoon! Yea baby!

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"Die! Die!" scream Taskmaster as the headless corpse of the enemy droped to the floor in a heap, blood seeping from the neck.

"Die! *click* Di... Huh?" exclaimed a confused Taskmaster. "My ripper seems to be stuck!"

Taskmaster runs away from the wouded and pissed player to the nearest dark corner so he may examine his malfunctioning ripper.

"Hmmmn, I've got plenty of ammo!" observed Task as he eyed the queue of gleaming, razor sharp projectiles.

"I could just toss this ripper down and pick up one of the other 35 laying around on the ground over there..." though Taskmaster, "Nah! I'll just fox this one!"

(Editor's note: Taskmaster, being of little brain, has not caught on to the fact that he always dies in these stories!)

"Must be something jamming the launching mechanism thingy." he muttered absent-mindedly to himself as he held the ripper up to his face for a closer look.

(Editor's note: Taskmaster's story telling is so predictable, so I'm sure you can already see what is going to happen!)

"Hey, I'll just remove this piece of flak cannon shrapnel that is stuck in the mouth of the ripper." said Taskaster suddenly determing the problem.

BOOM! BOOM! a pair of rockets light up the darkness in a fiery explosion blowing Taskmaster into several bloody parts...

(Editor's note: well, I'll be darn! I didn't see that one coming!)

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The sun was lazily rising over the trees behind him, casting his shadow across the large expanse of cliffs. Taskmaster sat on the thin ledge of granite over looking a breath-taking valley of green trees. The steep rocky crags below stood like fangs in the mouth a lion.

The gentle breeze stirred the hair on the back of his neck as he absently kicked his dangling legs. An occasional rock would be dislodged by the motion of his legs or from his adjusting positions, and clatter down the steep slope.

"Hey Task, hold this will you?" asked CHRYSt as he handed Taskmaster his backpack.

"Sure," he agreed as he placed the pack down on the ledge. CHRYSt walked off, back to the four-wheel drive vehicle they had drove up to the secluded hiking area.

Taskmaster watched with secret jealousy as a bald eagle soared effortless on the warm breezes, riding the thermal air currents higher and higher in the morning sky. If the eagle knew he was being watched, he gave no indication. His cry echoed across the open valley from rocky canyon wall to rocky canyon wall with a haunting loneliness.

"Yo Task..." called Xylene as she happily bounced dangerously close to the edge of the overhang. "Keep an eye on this bag will ya? It has my camcorder in it."

"No problem!" nodded Taskmaster as he glanced up at Xylene, shielding his eyes from the bright morning sun with his hand. He couldn't help but watch Xylene a little too long as she trotted off toward the nearby stream.

Task turned his attention back to surveying the unparalleled vista spread out before him. The sun light danced on the mist of the waterfall that cascaded down the cliffs across the canyon, creating a shimmering rainbow. "It doesn't get any better than this" recounted Taskmaster feeling as if he was lost in some beer commercial in the Rockies.

Wiz4ha walked up panting as he struggled to drag an aluminum canoe by himself. He dropped the end he had been holding heavily onto the rocky ground behind Taskmaster.

"Can't wait to get this canoe in the water!" enthused Wiz. "Man what a great day!"

"Yea, you always did have a thing for big shiny metal things!" jabbed Taskmaster. "Hey, when is Rooster and his family getting here?"

"Uh, they had to stop back at that last gas station..." Wiz motioned off in the distance, "The kids need to go - uh, you know take a break."

"Are we there yet?" joked Task as Wiz trudged off for a drink of water.

Task noticed a large 6-point buck standing majestically in a clearing amoung the trees. It looked up, seemingly making eye-contact for a brief few moments before bounding into a cluster of trees. "Good thing OFUY decided not to come along!" he considered, "or we be eating venison fritters tonight."

"You gonna sit there all blessed morning?" inquired CHRYSt who had approached while Task was absorbed in watching the stag.

"Tykeal wants you to watch his pack too." stated CHRYSt as he tossed the second backpack on top of his. "Where's Rooster?" he asked rhetorically as he walked off...

"Probably up there on the ridge..." laughed Task imagining Rooster perched on the ridge of the Lava Giant level, popping holes in whom ever was dumb enough to stick their head out for a peek. Task chuckled lightly to himself at the recollection.

Taskmaster squirmed a bit in the rising heat of the morning and wiped the gathering moisture off his brow. "I can't wait to get down the---" started Task.

"Whoa! Help me!" screamed Task as the ledge cracked under the weight of he and all the supplies. He slid down the rocky canyon wall grabbing frantically at the jutting rocks trying to stop his fall.

A large rock to the side produced a couple of broken ribs, causing Taskmaster to suck in a deep breath cutting off his scream. A jutting outcrop snapped his leg sideways breaking his femer easily with a horrid crack. The rough bark of a tree shredded the skin from his back leaving chunks of bark embedded in the exposed muscle. Finally the rock hard ground stop his sudden freefall with a bone jarring thud, ending the incredible pain.

CHRYSt, Tykeal, Wiz4Ha and Xylene stood at the new edge of the overhang looking down in silent shock. The silver canoe was a twisted mess of metal mangled by a rock, tettered part way down the cliff walls, shining brightly with reflected sunlight.

"Oh my God.... I can't believe it!" stammered Xylene. "I just bought that camcorder yesterday!"

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Taskmaster

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Funk: If I was at home, where MY computer is and MY copy of UT is, then I would be playing! As for being LAME you have about 0.0000001th of an inch to talk...

You have posted some of the lamest stuff I have seen on the board in a while! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

At least I am making an attempt to provide a little interesting story to folks. I've haven't seen you post anything of note... Let's see your story!


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*tykeal watches as Shock is vaporized again and starts to lament the injustice of killing his pet storm cloud.

Borrowing Taskmaster's drawing table while he is off looking for CHRYSt he starts to draw out elaborate plans as well.

Spinning a wonderfully complicated equation into existence he pulls a little bit of stuff from the 6th dimension out of thin air and starts molding it into form.

"Gleeptoidians don't take kindly to their pets being destroyed," he keeps ranting under his breath.

"Soon Taskmaster, soon."

After a bit more time molding and figuring out equations tykeal finishes.

"Ahh... wake my little one, yes, wake."

A tribble is formed.

"I've got you now Taskmaster! Tribble, seek and destroy Taskmaster."

The tribble bounds off in search of Taskmaster, but unbeknownst to tykeal Taskmaster has snuck up behind him and is leveling his shock rifle at him.

"Dodge This!" Taskmaster screams as he pulls the trigger annihilating tykeal and the tribble that had just run off.

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Taskmaster

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What you didn't like my story? I thought it was very poignant! Did you see my falling to my death coming or was it a surprise?

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