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[Zombies everywhere] Pick your weapon(s) of choice

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by NeoNite, May 26, 2009.

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I shall slayeth the zombies with my...

Poll closed Jul 15, 2009.
  1. sword, axe, machete, knife

    15 vote(s)
    29.4%
  2. chainsaw (or lawnmower) mayhem

    10 vote(s)
    19.6%
  3. shotgun, pistol, automatic rifle

    26 vote(s)
    51.0%
  4. flamethrower barbeque

    11 vote(s)
    21.6%
  5. cake/spoiled food/rotten tomatoes

    3 vote(s)
    5.9%
  6. my eternal wit/hamsters/cattle/

    5 vote(s)
    9.8%
  7. mexican flu

    8 vote(s)
    15.7%
  8. other methods of mayhem

    16 vote(s)
    31.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. anaemic

    anaemic she touch your penis?

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    I thought we were talking about dealing with zombies, not dealing with North Korea
     
  2. M.A.D.X.W

    M.A.D.X.W Active Member

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    The H-Bomb is a suitable solution to almost any problem.
     
  3. hyrulian

    hyrulian Rainbow Brite

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    Sometimes zombies can be that big of a problem, no? :)
     
  4. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    "Full plate, and packing steel."

    "I grows tired of yelling battle cries when fighting this mage zombie! Boo will finish your eyeballs once and for all so he does not rise again! EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!!! "

    "Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!! "
     
  5. BITE_ME

    BITE_ME Bye-Bye

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    ?

    Can Zombies swim?
     
  6. M.A.D.X.W

    M.A.D.X.W Active Member

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    yes >;¬@
     
  7. BITE_ME

    BITE_ME Bye-Bye

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  8. Exus Tecius

    Exus Tecius like diamonds in the sky

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    :lol:so true.
    feck this will give me nightmares o_O


    edit: i would call mcgyver...
     

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  9. anaemic

    anaemic she touch your penis?

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    MacGyver? He'd attempt to blow open a door using the filling from several bullets, fail miserably and then try to escape on a microlight he'd built out of bamboo before plumeting into a ravine and dying.
     
  10. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    Is she wearing an... MTV t-shirt?
     
  11. Phopojijo

    Phopojijo A Loose Screw

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    o.o; Did you see the MTV demographic?
     
  12. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    Mosh girl.
     
  13. TWD

    TWD Cute and Cuddly

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    I guess it all really depends. I would think that a flamethrower would be the most effective, but it depends on how the zombies react to fire. In L4D you don't have to worry about most zombies after they're on fire. However, it may be the case the fire just doesn't stop these guys until it's burned them to a crisp. In this case a flamethrow might not be quick enough to save you like a quick shot to the head.

    However, I think you're screwed either way. You're just not going to have enough ammo to take on the zombie hordes. With the chainsaw and flamethrower you'd probably be more likely to find some fuel. However, chances are you'd probably end up at a gas station. Somehow I just don't think that would end too well for you.
     
  14. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    Which is why Biotics is the way to go.
    Or a Lightsaber.
    Or create a terminator. (but then it might kill you)
     
  15. Sjosz

    Sjosz (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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    Just name him Arnold. You'll be ok.
     
  16. Mister_Prophet

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    Depends what kind of zombies. Cus different kinds of zombies have different kinds of rules.

    Basically, my rule is...if they can run...you're pretty much ****ed anyway.
     
  17. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    How about using a helicopter motor and planting it in the garden ?
     
  18. Mister_Prophet

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    What if they run around the garden?

    What if.....what if they are flying zombies?
     
  19. shadow_dragon

    shadow_dragon is ironing his panties!

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    To my mind circumstance is irrelevant. There are two types of zombie we can expect, lumbering, classic ones and runners. The method of survival for both is the same. Batten down the hatches and hope.
    It's never clear whether zombie invasions ever end, if the zombies eventually decompose or whether it's possible to survive long enough to live freely again and you never know where you'll be and what your doing when it happens. We can only assume then that if were asked what weapons we'd use it's be a personal preference and not complicated by scenario. A flamethrower would be little comfort in a wooden cabin in the forest, etc.

    Also if the zombies can fly I'd suggest it was less a zombie invasion and more a full blown visitation of he'll on earth.

    (sorry for grammar, posted on iPhone)
     
  20. Lizard Of Oz

    Lizard Of Oz Demented Avenger

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    Close quarters:

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