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[Zombies everywhere] Pick your weapon(s) of choice

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by NeoNite, May 26, 2009.

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I shall slayeth the zombies with my...

Poll closed Jul 15, 2009.
  1. sword, axe, machete, knife

    15 vote(s)
    29.4%
  2. chainsaw (or lawnmower) mayhem

    10 vote(s)
    19.6%
  3. shotgun, pistol, automatic rifle

    26 vote(s)
    51.0%
  4. flamethrower barbeque

    11 vote(s)
    21.6%
  5. cake/spoiled food/rotten tomatoes

    3 vote(s)
    5.9%
  6. my eternal wit/hamsters/cattle/

    5 vote(s)
    9.8%
  7. mexican flu

    8 vote(s)
    15.7%
  8. other methods of mayhem

    16 vote(s)
    31.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. NeoNite

    NeoNite Starsstream

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    Zombie pigeons ?

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  2. Staward

    Staward Lauda tuus animus

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    I don't need weapons.
    I would just call in...

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    Because Chuck Norris is deadlier than any weapon made by man.
     
  3. shadow_dragon

    shadow_dragon is ironing his panties!

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    I think zombie norris is a far more concerning prospect than a trifling zombie horde. I wouldn't want him anywhere near them.
     
  4. Wander

    Wander kittens give Morbo gas

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    This shall be my weapon:

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    And when the threat of being overrun is neigh, I shall use this as live bait:

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  5. NeoNite

    NeoNite Starsstream

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    ^ Good idea

    Found a collection of zombie forums All things zombies

    Don't forget the smell.
     
  6. [VaLkyR]Anubis

    [VaLkyR]Anubis Foregone Destruction

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    Best regards from Serious Sam & Left 4 Dead, aye? :D
     
  7. Wander

    Wander kittens give Morbo gas

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    You'll also want to team up with these guys if possible. That game thaught me that shotguns are the most awesome firearms ever so I'll consider that a viable alternative should the smell get too bad. (but one always has to keep in mind that ammo doesn't last forever).
     
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  8. NeoNite

    NeoNite Starsstream

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    Yeah I'd probably go for that katana as well.
     
  9. WaitForTheRain

    WaitForTheRain New Member

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    My second weapon of choice would be my thumbs...

    (28 Day Later?)
     
  10. ZenPirate

    ZenPirate Living Legend (and moderator)

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  11. Phopojijo

    Phopojijo A Loose Screw

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    By the way... a question...

    "shotgun, pistol, automatic rifle"

    Are they Tier 2s? :p
     
  12. NeoNite

    NeoNite Starsstream

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    They might be. Sorry it took me a while to answer that question.

    I'd probably reconsider and use the FBI car from carmageddon.
     
  13. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    I should watch 28 Days Later again.... or Walking Dead sometime.
     
  14. NeoNite

    NeoNite Starsstream

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    Shiiiit, I'd probably end up using a tootbrush on those mofo's. Brush them btiers real good. No infection guaranteed. What's a zombie gonna do with clean teeth hm?
     
  15. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    They could spit in your eyes giving you undead eyes. I'm not sure what those would do though.
     
  16. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    [​IMG]

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    Zombies' lives can be ruined too................
     
  17. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    Might help around here.....
     
  18. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    Modern day Disney is a toilet. Whatever potential their projects have it's immediately flushed and all that remains is that one stubborn floater bobbing gaily on the surface.
     
  19. NeoNite

    NeoNite Starsstream

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    So back in the olden days I used the "mexican flu" as a means of destruction. Would covid19 slay zombies...
     
  20. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    That seems a bit of an understatement. Don't they own National Geographic?
     

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