[Zombies everywhere] Pick your weapon(s) of choice

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I shall slayeth the zombies with my...

  • sword, axe, machete, knife

    Votes: 15 29.4%
  • chainsaw (or lawnmower) mayhem

    Votes: 10 19.6%
  • shotgun, pistol, automatic rifle

    Votes: 26 51.0%
  • flamethrower barbeque

    Votes: 11 21.6%
  • cake/spoiled food/rotten tomatoes

    Votes: 3 5.9%
  • my eternal wit/hamsters/cattle/

    Votes: 5 9.8%
  • mexican flu

    Votes: 8 15.7%
  • other methods of mayhem

    Votes: 16 31.4%

  • Total voters
    51
  • Poll closed .

NeoNite

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Dec 10, 2000
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In a stream of stars
So it's the zombie apocalypse. For no apparent reason, people suddenly begin transforming in zombies (as if they haven't already, right).

And you're one of the (un) lucky survivors. For no apparent reason. Hell, who left you out on the fun. Bastards! You'll make them pay.

But there you. They are everywhere. The party has started and guess who's on the main menu. No, ceiling cat is merely a spectator. Deal with it.

So, after being traumatised for life as you've watched zombies rip a few of your loved ones (or cattle, or random people) to shreds, you and a group of other (un)lucky survivors end up in a room with has a wide choice of all sorts of weapons.

Which one(s) would you pick. It's the zombie invasion, but that doesn't mean it should be dull or boring or that you should hide in some smelly, dark house. In the basement, with other smelly people.

You want to go out and get some zombie meat. It's payback time, and chewing gum isn't available anywhere. How will you deal with the enormous horde of walking undead out there ?

They are true zombies. They walk slowly, make odd noises, and smell worse than the other smelly survivors who haven't changed their clothes in many days.

Poll coming asap.
 
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Jacks:Revenge

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Jun 18, 2006
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somewhere; sometime?
Good thing I've already got my weapons ready, hanging right above the fireplace just in case.
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
wait does that work on zombies?
 

Breadtruck

All's Well That Ends Well
Feb 6, 2005
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Blades, Guns, and Flamethrowers of course :) Who doesn't know that those always work? Also, this reminds me somehow of our games of Mafia. We need to get another one of those going.
 

Rambowjo

Das Protoss
Aug 3, 2005
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Tapeland
My weapon of choice:

[screenshot]http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/517/weaponofchoice.jpg[/screenshot]
 
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Zur

surrealistic mad cow
Jul 8, 2002
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Also useful for making instant toast in the morning when you don't have time to have proper breakfast because the zombies are trying to launch their Nth surprise attack (they're not very bright).