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[Zombies everywhere] Pick your weapon(s) of choice

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by NeoNite, May 26, 2009.

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I shall slayeth the zombies with my...

Poll closed Jul 15, 2009.
  1. sword, axe, machete, knife

    15 vote(s)
    29.4%
  2. chainsaw (or lawnmower) mayhem

    10 vote(s)
    19.6%
  3. shotgun, pistol, automatic rifle

    26 vote(s)
    51.0%
  4. flamethrower barbeque

    11 vote(s)
    21.6%
  5. cake/spoiled food/rotten tomatoes

    3 vote(s)
    5.9%
  6. my eternal wit/hamsters/cattle/

    5 vote(s)
    9.8%
  7. mexican flu

    8 vote(s)
    15.7%
  8. other methods of mayhem

    16 vote(s)
    31.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    So it's the zombie apocalypse. For no apparent reason, people suddenly begin transforming in zombies (as if they haven't already, right).

    And you're one of the (un) lucky survivors. For no apparent reason. Hell, who left you out on the fun. Bastards! You'll make them pay.

    But there you. They are everywhere. The party has started and guess who's on the main menu. No, ceiling cat is merely a spectator. Deal with it.

    So, after being traumatised for life as you've watched zombies rip a few of your loved ones (or cattle, or random people) to shreds, you and a group of other (un)lucky survivors end up in a room with has a wide choice of all sorts of weapons.

    Which one(s) would you pick. It's the zombie invasion, but that doesn't mean it should be dull or boring or that you should hide in some smelly, dark house. In the basement, with other smelly people.

    You want to go out and get some zombie meat. It's payback time, and chewing gum isn't available anywhere. How will you deal with the enormous horde of walking undead out there ?

    They are true zombies. They walk slowly, make odd noises, and smell worse than the other smelly survivors who haven't changed their clothes in many days.

    Poll coming asap.
     
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  2. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    Good thing I've already got my weapons ready, hanging right above the fireplace just in case.
    [​IMG]

    THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
    wait does that work on zombies?
     
  3. Capt.Toilet

    Capt.Toilet Good news everyone!

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    I am all about the fire power.

    Gimme a 12 gauge double barreled remington sawed-off anyday.
     
  4. Dark Pulse

    Dark Pulse Dolla, Dolla. Holla, Holla.

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    Mexican Flu, Eternal Wit, and Other: Flawless Logic.
     
  5. WaitForTheRain

    WaitForTheRain New Member

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    My choice:

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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  7. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    Frozen watermelons.
     
  8. Staward

    Staward Lauda tuus animus

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    Mexican flu, for the new fashion
     
  9. DarkED

    DarkED The Great Oppression

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    I picked blades (swords etc.) and guns (pistols/shotguns/etc.)

    If you've read the survival guide you will know none of those other weapons are useful except in special cases :D
     
  10. Breadtruck

    Breadtruck All's Well That Ends Well

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    Blades, Guns, and Flamethrowers of course :) Who doesn't know that those always work? Also, this reminds me somehow of our games of Mafia. We need to get another one of those going.
     
  11. KaL976

    KaL976 *nubcake*

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    If infinite ammo is implied, I'll take the assault rifle. If not I'll have the machette.

    lmfao @ the sniper-crowbar pic, btw.
     
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  12. N1ghtmare

    N1ghtmare Sweet Dreams

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    Phalanx Turret (Cannon) plz
     
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  13. Rambowjo

    Rambowjo Das Protoss

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    My weapon of choice:

    [screenshot]http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/517/weaponofchoice.jpg[/screenshot]
     
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  14. Sjosz

    Sjosz (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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  15. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    Also useful for making instant toast in the morning when you don't have time to have proper breakfast because the zombies are trying to launch their Nth surprise attack (they're not very bright).
     
  16. ZenPirate

    ZenPirate Living Legend (and moderator)

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    word.
     
  17. theabyss

    theabyss No One Here Gets Out Alive

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    Lawnmower!
    Remember the Braindead lawnmower scene?
    That's the way to go!
     
  18. anaemic

    anaemic she touch your penis?

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    automatic drum loaded shotgun,
    yes please

    [​IMG]

    edit: with some tasty frag 12 ammo
    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Zarniwoop

    Zarniwoop is cool

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    I'd have a mortar that shoots angry porcupines.
     
  20. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    L2 or L3 Biotic Implants.
     

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