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[Zombies everywhere] Pick your weapon(s) of choice

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by NeoNite, May 26, 2009.

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I shall slayeth the zombies with my...

Poll closed Jul 15, 2009.
  1. sword, axe, machete, knife

    15 vote(s)
    29.4%
  2. chainsaw (or lawnmower) mayhem

    10 vote(s)
    19.6%
  3. shotgun, pistol, automatic rifle

    26 vote(s)
    51.0%
  4. flamethrower barbeque

    11 vote(s)
    21.6%
  5. cake/spoiled food/rotten tomatoes

    3 vote(s)
    5.9%
  6. my eternal wit/hamsters/cattle/

    5 vote(s)
    9.8%
  7. mexican flu

    8 vote(s)
    15.7%
  8. other methods of mayhem

    16 vote(s)
    31.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. FaT CaM

    FaT CaM Not much...

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    Fight fire with fire (so to speak) - Amass an army of souless teenagers to drudge and shuffle right back at them.
     
  2. shadow_dragon

    shadow_dragon is ironing his panties!

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    well you gotta take a shotgun. You can't face zombies with a shotgun. Not even in the middle-ages.(armies of darkness)
    ... And an axe, I'd take a shovel, at a push but i've got way more axes, halberds and swords in my house than gardening gear.
     
  3. -Jes-

    -Jes- Tastefully Barking

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    My weapon. :eek:
     
  4. UBerserker

    UBerserker old EPIC GAMES

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    Judgement beams.
     
  5. Al

    Al Reaper

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    Indeed.
     
  6. Leo(T.C.K.)

    Leo(T.C.K.) Well-Known Member

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    Flak Cannon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Forgetful

    Forgetful Here is party?

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  8. Kazimira

    Kazimira Necris Fan

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    Sniper rifle for thoes tough deadies that just arnt good to get close up. A sword or knife wont need refuleing like a flamethrower.

    Other than that wits the best thing to use to set your zombie traps. Use things around you as bate prefrably those zombie hunters that dont like to take baths. Who needs to smell bad in a zombie infestation anyway?

    But just make shure they arnt those more inteligant undead I cant support setting a flame thrower to anything that still has feelings that can be hurt. They come back and get revenge and you never get rid of them.
     
  9. Sjosz

    Sjosz (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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    You win, sir.
     
  10. Grobut

    Grobut Комиссар Гробут

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    The two best Zompocalypse weapons are a 12ga shotgun and a .22 pistol, because thease ammo types are the most abundant you will come across!
     
  11. anaemic

    anaemic she touch your penis?

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    If zombies were everywhere I'd forget about weapons, and just walk to my local European castle and chill out in perfect safety behind such complex obstacles as moats, tall walls and portcullises
     
  12. hyrulian

    hyrulian Rainbow Brite

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    I think I'd go for the good ol' flamethrower. Zombies burn well, right? I suppose I could also throw in the chainsaw for a little bit of variety.
     
  13. Kazimira

    Kazimira Necris Fan

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    Till both run out of fuel and your stuck there fighting off half burned angry sombies.
     
  14. [VaLkyR]Anubis

    [VaLkyR]Anubis Foregone Destruction

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    I take my moonlight blade.
     
  15. hyrulian

    hyrulian Rainbow Brite

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    Hm, you're right. I better include a machete too, then.
     
  16. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    I'd probably go for a good sword (maybe katana) and go headhunting. And a small axe.

    And that sawed off. Maybe get some lightweight body armour as well. Kevlar perhaps.

    And those rotten tomatoes. For the hell of it.
     
  17. KaiserWarrior

    KaiserWarrior Flyin' High

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    ^^^^ Correct answer.

    Then we would repopulate within the castle walls to form a new, cloistered human society that had never been outside the castle, and all they knew from birth was that there were zombies outside the walls. We would call it Camelot and declare a King Arthur (regardless of what his real name was) and create something reminiscent of an alternate history world that is some strange amalgam of medieval fantasy and cyberpunk. Eventually the castle would need to expand, though by that time most of the immediately-threatening zombies have probably rotted away, and it would be safe to build skybridges to new areas, supported only by the massive stone pillars that would become important at some point in a plot device.
     
  18. Crowze

    Crowze Bird Brain

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    I shall slayeth the zombies with my...

    ... bare hands.
     
  19. BITE_ME

    BITE_ME Bye-Bye

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    I would fart.
     
  20. M.A.D.X.W

    M.A.D.X.W Active Member

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    This thread reminds me of gs :(
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    ^^solution.
     

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