the story of the starship 'uss eternaty'

[CaSCaDe]

suplemental 2:

i have recieved word from my TO that we have rescued a man called rizman, he is curandly in the holodek with our emh(due to the docter thing)but i think, with whtai ve heared from him he will be a fine helms man.
Good luck to him.

CaSCaDe out

 

[henke]

cyborg cannonball's log. Stardate: 5½.89

thanks to the medic i now run on gasoline and food, that proabably wont be so easy to find in outer space...
and i notice *ding, dong*. Oh, wait a minute....
*pfffsssh* (door opens), AH finally, my 50000 megasized home delivery pizzas has arrived.... AND they are mine, Mine, MINE!! i have waited for theese for 15 years....

Any how i notice that we have guns and stuff for a small army and i dont see how we need me (the most dangerous weapon that ever existed), so im think that i shall replace my brain with a Intel Pentium 15900, Axpheleon, systems engineerd, super duper, mega boosted, 59million K GHZ.
And become a tactic or something.
but i think ill put that on hold, and ill keep my nitro backpack and EMP devices, that is 1000 times more powerful than The death Star.

*Hrm!*
Ummm...could someone spare a million or so??, the delivery boy wants money....*Slash!* someone just cut the deliveryboy in half, i dont know what or who it was but it was cloaked with an optic-camoufage!!!!

Something unknown is running around the ship.

Over n' out.

 

[RizMan]

RizMan's log, stardate 789456.3

Today, I saw the captain. He told me that he was held captured in his room by a hirogen hunter. I hope these Hirogen's won't transform the whole ship into a holodeck and simulate WW2.
Btw, the Capt. allowed me to stay onboard and wished me luck. I think he's a good man also he seemed a little bit confused. He spoke something about their ensign Sam_The_Man beeing eaten by a Pokemon. If this is true, than I'm gonna apply for the Ensign Post, cause that's what I did on the Arabella.
The EMH is pumping sort of drugs into me to minimize the pain. However, I can't feel my legs anymore because of these. That's horrible. I preferred when they were hurting, cos at least I knew they were still there.

End Log

Supplemental:
If only there was a nice looking Holonurse here. This EMH gets on my nerves. If the nurse was real, it would be even better. I studied the crew members. Unfortunately, there's no girl here.

 

[Vortex]

commanders log @2&.,i*

Well, we finally have our captain back with us. Although he was been held hostage by a Hirogen, he did not come to any harm. Good news as I would nnot have been able to command this ship as he would. RizMan is now safe aboard the Eternaty (I will still call it this even though that traitor SamTheMan repainted the outside of the ship). We have managed to salvage some of the remains of the Arabella (?) and they are cuurently being examined so we can gather data about whatever species attacked it. RizMan has complained that there are no woman among the crew and this is something I have only just begun to notice now that most of the problems we had were solved. We should be able to find some "skilled" women to join our crew on Casperia Prime.

Hmm, it appears that my logbook is making blowing noises every time I type something. Wonder what it's up to.

 

[SU3000]

Stardate 2999.9

Power on......................................[OK]
Starting.Up...................................[OK]
Init.Memory(10*10e10.TeraByte)................[OK]
Downloading.Data..............................[OK]
Downloading.History.Logs......................[OK]
Init.AI.......................................[OK]
Init.Personality(nice)........................[FAILED]
Init.Backup.Personality(indifferent)..........[FAILED]
Init.Emergency.Personality(Bastard)...........[OK]
Figuring.Out.Designation......................[OK]
Designation.SU3000............................[OK]
Checking.Parameters...........................[OK]
StartUp.Routine.Complete......................[OK]

<S-Unit3000 Log>
I am.
</S-Unit3000 Log>

 

[8-4-7-2]

TO's log Stardate 51122565.25

Our Captain is back after being a hostage of the wavy air guy. But we still miss our science officer Skumboy!

Ensign RizMan recovers holosickbay, altough was worried being treated by a EMH. That's only because he doesn't know the methods of Soctor OShadowO. (personal note: I hope I'll never get sick or injured on this ship)

RizMan wanted the post of the Ensign. That's OK when the Captain agrees. I must tell RizMan not to confuse his rank with the position (helmsman perhaps). I also must talk to the Captain about Ensign TA's promotion.

supplemental
It seems that Sam_the_man thought I gave him the order to repaint our ship. That's a lie. I will go to him and tell him s.th. about the chain of command. These kids today!
Fresh from the Acadeamy and they don't know jack how the things are handeled on a starship! If I'm finished with him he will say "Sir yes Sir, at once Sir" to all my orders.

As i heared that he wants to rename our ship and I already sais that it is a silly idaea i did this. When he was busy with some pokemons (I wonder for what they are) I switched his paint with one that is not spacedust proof. So if come into a nebula or fly at high warp, the paint will vanish and the Eternaty has her old name!

supplemental
I still take suggestion for a motto for our fine ship!

 

[henke]

cyborg canonballs log. stardate:934½

motto suggestion:
Fastest piece of junk in the universe
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mmmm pizzas are good...

 

[Thar T'Pak [=AA=]]

Star log 557689479038930.0

Hunter-Seeker of the Third Triad Thar T'pak reporting.

Ahh I have gained a new trophy!. Seems to be a peezza trainer. I shall be held in the highest regards in the armada with the capture of this magnificent trophy.

Hmm, I noticed the captain finally came out of his quarters. Odd how paranoid he and the rest of the crew are starting to get, more to my advantage I suppose.

I found where they are keeping their weapons.

&^%$%, they have those accursed AOL disks. I shall...wait.

These only have 300 hours of time on them. HAH. It will take more time than that to take down a hunter of the third triad. Ahh let them think that will save them for now.

Upon scanning the weapons locker, I headed back down into engineering. Seems rather quiet down here for an engineering bay. I find a nice hidey-hole for now, so I can observe for a bit longer.

Hunter-Seeker of the Third Triad Thar T'pak out.

 

[Vortex]

commander's log

Now that we are finally on our way to that paradise planet, I've decided to take one last try at looking for that damn hunter that's still lurking around the ship. I am currently searching through the strangely deserted engineering department. I was sure I saw someone climb into the currently offline warp core and from his attire it is clearly our hunter friend. Well, he won't be so alive if I go over here and reactivate the warp core. I ahve my Gengar ready just in case he reappears.

Wish me luck.

end log.

 

[MoyDoy]

MoyDoy´s personal log stardate: 430253

I have just informed the captain that I am resigning froim the ship. I am getting to old for space travel and I shall make myself a living on the paradise planet we are approaching.

 

[RizMan]

RizMan's Log, stardate 56598.6

I'm feeling better every day now. I asked Commander Vortex is there wasn't any real doctor onboard, but he told me that his methods were slightly unusual.
I stated in a earlier log that I wanted to apply for the ensign post, well that was sort of bull****. I'm already ensign. I think this was because of the shock I suffered from. Confused me a little bit
Ship's TO 8-4-7-2 proposed me a job as the ship's helmsman. He's gonna talk to the Capt. about that, but I'd be pleased to accept this post. I used to be helmsman on the Arabella until Tom Laris, came onboard of the ship. He was said to be one of the best pilots Starfleet ever had and he was. He became first helmsman. I was assigned to another station, but I learned a lot from him.
I hope that I'll be totally recovered when we arrive on this paradise planet.

End Log

 

[Thar T'Pak [=AA=]]

Star date 25987529462489274.9

Hunter-Seeker of the Third Triad Thar T'pak reporting.


Damn I was seen. There is a prey below me with a dreaded Gengar or the 8th dimension. Damn one of the worse thing to...


Wait, what is he doing? He is heading for a console.


Umm, it is starting to get warm. FELTERCARB! he is starting the tube up and there is a damn gengar below.


Ahh, I shall use the all-blinding moon-technique. I shall drop out of the tube and moon both the Gengar and this prey.


Good. Now that they have been thoroughly blinded, I shall run back to the medical area. i should be able to find a hiding spot there.

Hunter-Seeker of the Third Triad Thar T'pak signing off.

 

[8-4-7-2]

TO's log Stardate 59656542.6

There are rumors on the ship that Chief Engineer MoyDoy wants to leave us once we reached Casperia Prime.
I wonder why! He was always motivated and reliable. Maybe the pokemon stress was too much for him.
If this prooves to be true we will throw the biggest good bye party the galaxy has ever seen on the planet for him.
I'll never forget our tim on Xuarta where we were caught by canadians, and I think everone will agree with me that nobody of us were alive today without MoyDoy.

If he leaves us we need a new Chief Engineer. Perhaps Ensign TA wants this job. I'll ask him. But as in every personell decision Captain Cascade has the last word.

[memo to the Captain]

You must find a new man for the Engineering post when MoyDoy leaves. I suggest Ensign TA, although he already showed interest for Communications Officer.

I also recommend Ensign TA for a promotion to Lieutenant Junior Grade, because of his heroic effort to kill the pokemons with Gorgonzola.

Perhaps we need a new Science Officer as noone has seen Skumboy in the last days

We still don't have a cook!

[computer: end memo]

 

[Temporary Account]

Ensing's Log: Starday 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 582097

Rumors have been floating around the CE Moydoy will be leaving us. Although I don't know him very well, I will be saddened by the loss of some who is, by all accounts, an excellent Engineer. The Captain still hasn't givin me a confirmation on my promotion to Liutenant, Junior Grade, but I'm sure he's busy. I've also been informed that with the leaving of Moydoy, the position of Engineer will be open. Although I had initally aspired for a Communications position, this was mainly due to the fact that it was as close to Engineering as I could get and still have some control over my actions. And Engineering position would be great! I hope the Captain takes the reccomendations seriously.

<End of Log>

 

[The Dopefish]

-The Dopefish is starting to ph33r that no one here does anything for entertainment...i.e. the Holodeck.

 

[OshadowO]

Medical ...Aww Screw it
Shaman's Log
Stardate: The year of the one balled monkey 5
My Pokemon breeding experiments have failed. I cannot conjure another Ra and the Pizza's would be parents ate each other for lunch and then dinner too. Things don't seem to be going well for me. I think the crew is suspicious of me. I haven't had a house call in a while. Or maybe I'm just that good. However I must be on guard. IF things get really bad I will have no choice but to become....*takes a deep breath* THE OnE!
Lately I have taken to cleaning out the dead pokemon from my failed breeding experiments and dumping their bodies out into the great void...err space..why am I talking like that?I must ask the warrior chie....eeeee ...I mean the security officer to locate and destroy the Pizza pokemon I fear the mutation may cause him to grow into something hedious, worse then anything imaginable. Into a terrible terrible being.*shudder* I think I'll go and pray to the gods of metal decks...WFT am I saying...go and enjoy myself in the holodeck. I think I need the rest. And If I run into a Hirogen Hunter on the way I'll probably ask him to try and defeat the evil Mutant Pizza Pokemonster too. The last Pokemon alive in this ship...that I know of.

 

[RizMan]

RizMan's Log, Stardate 57896.3

The EMH allowed me to leave sickbay, though I have to visit him every day until further notice.
Nevertheless, I'm ready to do my job as a helmsman. I'm looking forward to push this baby to her limits.
The first thing I did when I left sickbay, was looking for the captain, however, he seems to have disappeared, cause noone has seen him during the last few days. I hope the hirogen hasn't captured him again. I wanted to report that I'm ready for duty.
Rumours says that there is one last pokemon left, a mutant pizza pokemon. I hope that I don't run into him. I hate these little critters.
Suddenly, I saw from far away some sort of a pizza climbing into a Jeffrey's tube. The direction it headed for was clearly into engineering. I'd have followed the monster, but I don't know how strong it is, so it is to risky to go for it alone. I'd better have to inform SecurityChief.
*Communicator Beep*: "Ensign RizMan to SecurityChief (note: don't know who that is, do we have one?) Reporting an intruder alert in deck7 section 23, heading for engineering through the Jeffrey's Tube. Please send backup"
I hope someone's coming, else I'm going to have to follow the monster alone and destroy it in a heroic act.

End Log

 

[henke]

cyborg canonball's log. stardate: 5000 and a half

i looked out the window and saw that we are in my home regions (galaxy XXX). And i thought that we could make a pit stop at my home planet (GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS). And get some supplies.

I think that most of the crew will like it because the entire galaxy is X rated. With nude super models allover the place.

But they can get hostile and they dont hesitate to kill everything that moves, so sometimes entire wars can break out becuse of a little nudge.
i just hope that we wont be entering a fight or make one...

over n' out

 

[Temporary Account]

Ensign's Log: Stardate - Rapidly approching 1000 posts and Godlike Status

I've spent the day tooling around in Engineering, getting myself aquainted with the layout of the place. If it's to be my new home, as I hope, I figured it would be a good idea. We seem to have an ample supply of Nihilistic Crystals, and the Main Drive seems to be running decently. There are still a large number of shipwide systems that are in bad need of repair due to the PokeMutant problem in the rear sections of the ship. I'll have to make note to get that work underway as soon as possible.

There also still appears to be some monkey feces in a few places, especially near Jeffrys Tubes 3, 7 and 8. I'll need to determine the source of that. In the mean time I'm attempting to clean it all out. It's tedious work but som...what was that...I thought I heard someth...

<Error - Log Closed due to Timeout>

 

[8-4-7-2]

Tactical Officer'S log Stardate 52112232.2

I just wanted to dress down Sam_The_Man for disobeying my orders when I heared somone saying that he was eaten by one of Doctor Shadow's pokemons. I'll seek confirmation for this! If I think about it - eaten by a pokemon - what a horrible death. But I won't miss him.

Supplemental

Last night I further thought about a motto for the Eternaty.
My favorites are:

"All I ask is a tall ship and a load of crazy people to fill her with"

"Give me pizza or give me death"

and also henke's "The fastest piece of junk in the universe"

I will talk to the senior crew about it.

[Edited by 8-4-7-2 on 08-11-2000 at 06:07 AM]