the story of the starship 'uss eternaty'

[phil]

tourist log stardate 11111-3333-22222

well im disapointed a friend of mine told me this ship was a giant flying vagina....hmmm nice ship though but i wonder were the self destruct switch is....leave it to the goverment to put a self destruct switch in a expensive space ship.....oh well

 

[Vortex]

Aargh, sorry ppl! I've been rather busy with stuff lately. Too busy to even tell you that I would be busy. Anyway here goes:

First officer's log stardate .

We now know for definite that the captain that came aboard our ship was a clone sent by the lorg. As such, it has just escaped in the captain's yacht. This is worrying as it is now obvious that the clone also knows all the security codes for the Eternaty (speaking of which warped, self destruct sequences require the authorisation of the captain and one other senior officer before they an be initiated. You don't just hit a big button)! right now, I have an appointment with Sam_The_Man scheduled so he can tell me some information about the Llamas. He also hopes to be given some position aboard the Eternaty and the assurance that no one will have him killed without his prior consent.

 

[RizMan]

Helmsman RizMan's Log, Stardate 75679.65

I'm still in sickbay with OshadowO who's trying to find a method to save me from the lorg implants. He managed to find a way to distrub the lorg interlink with some sort of headset I have to wear all the time. However, this solution is only temporary and doesn't totally protect me. I can stillhear the lorg in my head and the lorgification process is still going on, although its progress is slowd down.

Ahhh, nooo, they are breakin through...the...protection...ahhhhhhhh.....

>start command chain
>>starting internal system scan
>>internal system scan result: lorgification process not finished yet
>>Lorgifiaction process 48%
>>Command: free the subjects head from the protective headset
>>Communication interrupted...

Ah my god, that hurts in my head. My hand got out of control for a moment, trying to take off the headset, but the doctor increased the headset's power, thus interfering with the lorg interlink. My mind is free for the moment, but for how long
I was told that the captains clone left the ship with CaSCaDe's yacht.
I don't know if this is gonna work, but I should talk to TO. Perhaps we could trace the lorg using the signals they use to lorganize me. Though they are not string enough for the moment because of the headset, we could use a frequency amplifier. It could be dangerous for me due to the augmented lorg activity in my brain if we use an amplifier, but I trust the doctor that he can keep me alive. Thus, we could trace the lorg easily.

I fell weak now. I got to sleep.

End Log

 

[Yellow5]

(in Lorg-ese)
SMASH!!!

 

[coolbrz73]

Astrometrics Officer's Log Stardate:768346

I have formally been given the position of Astrometrics Officer I hope I can fill this spot to everyone's satisfaction! I have been transferring my database from my ship to my new lab! I like this place, its extremely clean and comfortable, with plenty of work space. Ive just got done doing the bootup sequences for the computers that have lied dormant for sometime, I hope they will work properly!!

[Report 1]
With the computers up to my satisfaction, I have begun research on the force field like thingy. I must get with security so that we might finally catch this wavy air guy and interogate him. There are no changes in the field to report of...

[Report 2]
I have been trying to analyze the on coming ship that Ammbassador Bozo is trying to contact. So far I cant get any info but I suspect something alien aboard. Ive heard rumors of female persuasion onboard and if this is true then that would explain the alien readings as all we have here are sexdepraved men (myself included)
I will keep my channel open for Bozo in case he runs into trouble...

[Supplemental]
My star system database have all been cleared out of my ship, the redeemer, so if anyone needs the use of this vessel let me know...

I must now try to contact the all powerful Y5 in hopes of attaining a badge...

[END OF LOG]

 

[Elrod]

Personal Log - Stardate: 2100.08.27.10.10.23.534

Things have quieted down a bit bit for me. I think it's largely due to the multiple alien threats in the vicinity; everyone is too busy to stop and tell of their troubles.
I've taken advantage of this lull by reading through the logs of the past few months. It seems that I have missed quite a bit.

On another note, I'd really like to know what that tremendous crash was earlier. I hope it had nothing to do with that 'Almighty Q-like being' that I read about in the logs. I've heard that while not necessarily threatening, the Q-like beings are quite capable of being a major pain-in-the-a$$.

 

[Yellow5]

(You sense a rip in the fabric of time)

"At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen."

Answer my riddle or you will lose something very important. You have 24 hours to comply.

 

[Kristina|BFH]

hehe

I am not a member of the crew so I am not sure if I should give the answer. Will that make me a "star" in the crews eyes or will they be blind to my shininess!!!

 

[LordKhaine]

Yellow5, as Kris said Stars.

The reason she knew, was cos we were doing a PuF riddles thing ages ago in #pu, and that was a riddle I set

 

[RizMan]

Helmsman RizMan's Log, stardate 46598.69

Still in sickbay. I can't do anything except do some short log entries. The lorg are still in my head, although the doctor's headset is protection me from the worse.
I was told that the Q-like being who calls himself yellow5(a stange name, isn't it?) manifested himself and gave us a riddle we have to answer within 24 hours or we'll lose something. So far, nobody found an answer to it, but as I'm in direct contact with the lorg, I could make use of that and access their database to try to find a solution. It's risky, but it will probably work. I have to focus, find the answer and then disconnect from the collective again.
I won't tell anybody about this, cause I know that TO won't allow me to do that, however I know that this is the only possible way to protect the Eternaty from another threat. We have enough problems and I can't help as long as I'm stuck in sickbay. If I can help protection us from y5, then I got to do it.

> Connection established by subject himself
>> Lorgification process not yet done
>> Command: query
>>> "At night they come without being fetched,
>>> And by day they are lost without being stolen."
>> query in process...
>> 1 match found: "Star"
>>Primary objective: Take off proctective headset from subject's he...
> Coonection interrupted by subject

OMG, that hurts damn it. However, I managed to find a problable solution to the riddle. The answer is: "Star", sounds plausibe. I got to tell TO ot FO or whoever I see about it. I am wondering how we can contact y5? Perhaps Doctor OshadowO has to make a Voodoo ceremony.

End Log

Note: Kristina and LordKhaine: No offense, but if you want to post in THE thread, then only if you contribute to the story and in form of Log entries. Only the Q-Like being y5 is allowed to post in a non-log-entry form. Post this sort of stuff in one of the other Eternaty threads.
However, thanx for the answer. I hope you gave us the right one

 

[Sam_The_Man]

Still Nothing Sam The Man, Stardate E006FAB (that's hexadecimal for those of you that don't know)

I have still not been assigned a post, despite the number of positions available. But given that the captain is apparently a lorg, according to the other logs. I think that's excusable. Now, onto my records of my psychiatric progress... hang on... what? THE CAPTAIN'S A LORG? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I need to defend myself! The Securty Chief is offering weapons to those who need them, so I'm off to get one now.

Suspend Log

Resume Log

I asked Security Chief Beerbaron for a weapon. He said "What do you want?". I said, unable to stop myself, "A sniper rifle."
"What the hell do you want that for? This is a ship, no sniping spots."
"Um, ok, you're right, an... Impact Hammer."
"Huh? You want a melee weapon against something that will implant you as soon as you get close enough? Get out of my armoury, llama!"
"Wait, give me a chance... can I at least have a... robot suit?"

He kicked me out. I am defenceless against this new threat of the lorg. I'll go to a holodeck and play a game of DM-MorbiusDCXLVIII to try and stop myself asking for llama weapons. It's risky using the holodeck while a lorg could just sneak up behind me, but I must try to get a weapon.

 

[8-4-7-2]

Lt. Cmd. 8-4-7-2's log Stardate 59512.3

I made another visit to sickbay to see what's up with Lt. RizMan. He is still in the process of Lorganization. Doctor Shadow's blocking box only slows it down. The Doctor said that we must find and isolate the Lorg interlink frequency. Then we could locate the Lorg command nexus and save RizMan. I didn't sleep in the last 32.7 houres space standard time (Cook Butress' coffee helped me a lot), but I wasn't able to find a solution. The Lorg use frequency scramblers to hide their transmissions in the deeper layers of subspace. I even went the Coolbrz73 and used the astrometrics sensors, but it didn't help.

I came to the conclusion that my limited knowledge of communication isn't enough. I'm Tactical Officer, not a Communications Officer. Only Neo_Skinz can help us now!

Supplemental
I heard that the allmighty Yellow 5 appeared on the ship and gave us a strange and complicated riddle. If we don't solve it within 24 houres we had to face to consequences!
I summoned the whole senior crew, but we didn't find the solution. Then RizMan contacted me and told me that he sneaked into the Lorg Database. According to him the solution is "stars"! I don't like RizMan'S method. Perhaps the Lorg now have access to our main computer. But considering the threat Y5 poses, we had to risk it! Now it's up to the Doctor to make contact to Y5.

Supplemental II
I just read Sam_The_Man's last log. So the rumor's that he's back from the dead are true. I still don't trust him: He betrayed us! And we should consider carefully to give him one of the very few position that are left. I still don't like the style of his logs.

 

[Thar T'Pak [=AA=]]

Stardate 987986875.22

Hunter-Seeker of the Third Triad Thar T'pak reporting.

Well, it seems that the crew is preoccupied with the Lorgs. It appears that their leader and one of the crew has been lorginated.

I wandered down to the med bay and gave the once over to the infected crewman. He was delerious, calling out for his mommy one minute and then making noises like a toaster oven in meltdown mode. Unfortunately, I don't see this poor prey surviving. These beings do not have the centuries that we Hirogians have in battling the Lorg. I switched off my cloak, placed a hand on the crewman's head, and mumbled a quick death prayer for him. I could feel the Lorg nanites jumping from him and onto my skin. I stepped back, immdiately popped out my med kit and injected myself with some Testostrogen. That should kill the nanites before....

&*^(. The med cheif saw me. I didn't think eyes could pop that far out of their sockets. It made me drop and vial of testotrogen. Good thing I have plenty of spares.

I ran out, engaging the cloaking device, and down towards engineering. There is a lot of hiding places there. I will sit back a while longer and see what occurs.

Hunter-Seeker of the Third Triad Thar T'pak out.

Supplemental: The fleet has continued to stay just out of sensor range from this ship. They finished bombarding Casperia's red light district and is now pulling away on an intercept course with a Lorg Pyramid ship. If these prey only knew.....

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

Starlog: Hmm...

Starlog: Hmmm

First off, Sam, if you come around my armory again, at least ask for a decent weapon instead of something that would have been totally useless for what were up against! Out of all the weapons I have which I would have happily supplied you with, you asked for a what? Impact Hammer? Oh well, just come on back and I'll get ya something good.

Second: It appears that the wavy air guy could possibly be an ally against the lorg with its experience battling them. Perhaps we should find out what his intentions are, either killing lorg, killing us, or both.

 

[MoyDoy]

Personal log stardate: Who cares? I'm on the Paradise Planet!

Although I am having a great time on this planet my thoughts do dwell on the Eternaty from time to time. The crew on the ship did become my friends over the time I spent there. So I have decided to dicpatch one of my scout droids, a tiny spacecraft that will has a camera on it. It will penetret the ship as soon as it finds it, and I am confident that it will, and fly around in it and send al the fotage to me so that I can see what is going on there. I have not reported this to the crew for I wish that the do not know. Broadcasting should begin in a day or two.

 

[OshadowO]

Medical Officers Log
Stardate 10-4 69er and Chicago Bulls!!
I saw it!!
I saw the hunter!!!
It's alive!!!
AHHHHH
It touched Rizman's forehead and then injected it self with gooey ****. It dropped a vial of gooey ****. I ran some readings on it apprently it destroys the lorginess inside the hunters but how would a human react to it. Taking a small sample in hopes of replicating it and making more...or atleast learning more about it, I injected the rest of it into Rizman. It put him to sleep and now all we can do is wait.
I meanwhile began chanting and praying to the god of monkey pr0n hoping to get that Q like being Yello5 in contact with us..actually that is what I told the crew I was really wishing for a bootlegg copy of "monkey bitches in action" that might be available on the lorg interlag...I can download it via Rizman while he sleeps, he'll never know.....but anyway the crew think I may be able to get in touch with the Q like lord of monkey pr0n by praying to the monkey GOD. We have found the answer to it's riddle but will the one known as yellow 5 answer??
All we can do is wait......
Atleast we're getting decent food on the ship thanks to our chef buttress.

 

[Vortex]

acting captian's log whenever.

That was a little scary! I was just sitting in my quarters when there was a "SMASH" like sound that nearly deafened me. Then I looked out of the "window" and saw what could only be described as a huge disembodied monkey head! It was nearly as big as the Eternaty itself! I think I might be having hallucinations. Perhaps I should go and see our shrink so he actually has some work to do.

I have still been unable to communicate with our ambassador. either the inhabitants of that ship are holding him captive or he is enjoying himself to much! Well, if he is then I'm getting a little envious of his position. I might have to take a trip over to the alien vessle myself. Anyway, is not tradition for the (acting) captain to visit the captain of the visiting ship? If not, then I'll make it one...

End log.

 

[RizMan]

Helmsman RizMan's log, Stardate 465587.35

Tonight, something really strange happened with me. I have no clue how and why it happened, but I know that I feel a lot better now. The lorg voices in my head start fading. I will record what I remember from this event:
I was half-asleep, fighting against the lorganization process which was almost done I think. Then, I saw this what seemed like a light distortion coming towards me, a phenomenon caused by a cloaking device, I suppose it was the wavy air guy.
Suddenly, the cloaking device was disabled, and I remember a horrible vision: it WAS a hirogen hunter. He was coming for his prey. At least I wouldn't end up as a lorg. He would kill me and everything would be over. I couldn't yell for help, cause the lorg implants didn't allow me to speak anymore.
However, something inexplicable happened. I don't know what exactly he did, but somehow, it stopped the lorganization process: he put his hand on my forehead and then sang some sort of incantation song to his gods. I bright light flashed and I felt how all the lorg nano bots were leaving my body and heading toward the Hirogen. Then he took away his hand and injected himself a strange, gloomey thing I had never seen.
When the doctor showed up unexpecteldy, the hirogen activated his cloaking device again and ran away.
He had saved me.
The doctor gave me some tranquilizers to calm down and sleep a little bit.
Now, the lorganization process has been interrupted, but the implants are still in me. The doctor could remove them and use them for further experimentation, thus allowing us to understand the lorg better and perhaps allowing out CommOfficer to hack into the lorg interlink and find out about were our captain is.

End Log

 

[coolbrz73]

Astrometrics Log Stardate:783874

Well, ive been studying the cloaked armada(i believe armada) and still no change...

I have heard that our Helmsman is feeling better, we are going to have to get together to map out a way outta of this mess!!!

It seems our ambassador has cut communications for the time being...strange really, the ship isnt close enough for me to get a good reading on it, so I do not know of the aliens aboard...

WTF???? I see what looks to be like that wavy air guy running down the hall, must hurry.... YES I got a scan of his waviness!!! Now back to the lab to run some tests and see if this matches that force field thingy I scanned some time ago. Just as I figured..it is a hirogian fleet, the waviness matches particles taken from the force field scan, I gotta tell the acting captain about this.

[Supplemental]
I heard a huge SMASH!! earlier and reports have it coming from some kinda yellow guy...hmmm very odd. I will, under better circumstances, investigate this odd creature. Some of the crew tell me he has an addcition to monkey pr0n? What ever that is..sheesh, i mean monkeys actually...well they would be...NO I dont wanna think about it anymore. I am off to find some sembelance of a captain...

[END OF LOG]

 

[CaSCaDe]

>start transmission sequence

>>sequence started
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>start communications protocols
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>>protocols started
>input speach file to send to destination
>start record speach file
>state file name:?
>> file name: eternaty
>destination:?
>> destination: uss eternaty, sector 324, region 432
>destination confirmed.
>start record speach
>>recording started
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>this is bocutas of lorg!
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>have been chosen by the lorg to act as a translator for there kind.
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>resitance is futile
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>u will be added to the colective of the lorg.
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>dont fight us, we have all the knowlage of your previous captain CaSCaDe
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>my armies will start bording your ship in - 43.56 hours
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>prepare to be lorginated
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>end recording speach file.
>ready to send speach file to destination
>>file send
>waiting for conformation of arrivale
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>>arrivle comfirmed
>stop transmision sequence
>>sequence stopped