the story of the starship 'uss eternaty'

[Elrod]

Personal log - stardate: a little before then

After expressing the fact that I wasn't really interested in being a sustenance preparation specialist, I was told that the ship could also use a shrink errr, psychologist. I think that sounds kind of fun; I enjoy playing with peoples minds [computer: delete that last sentence] Unless something better comes up soon, I think I'll accept that position.

 

[Elrod]

Personal log - Stardate: 1

Well, I've been wandering around the city aimlessly for several hours now, finding various ways to amuse myself. However, I've come to the realization that it is exceptionally quiet around here. I wonder if there's some big event going on (like a party), and I somehow got left out of the loop? I'll have to investigate this possibility...

 

[RizMan]

RizMan's Log, stardate 56978.26

Well, I recovered from my, as the doctor calls it: muchto-ous drunken alcholnnisitis. I still got a headache, but that's nothing compared to what I felt like yesterday.
That means, that I now can focus on what really matters: chicks, hot sexy mamas, wimminz, whatever you want to call them.
I understand that we got a new crewmember, Elrod. However, he doesn't have a position yet. He doesn't want to be a cook, so I suppose we're gonna have to continue eating replicated food for the next days unless I find a chick who can cook and be my personnal assistant

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While I got drunk with TO 8-4-7-2 during the last days, we collected a few plausible mottos for our fine ship.
[link to log]Here's the link to the log where we stored them[/link to log]
So to all crewmembers, especially the Captain, I would recommend to check them and vote for a motto. I made the log's status public, so you can add an entry to it.

[log attribute=private]
I heard that Henke had a Virus, the reason why he attacked Commander Vortex. Apparently, the doctor cured him, but I don't really trust him. With all the Voodoo stuff he used to do, I can't stop thinking that he wants to dissect us all. So henke would be a great way to do that: he infects henke with a virus, so that henke kills us and then the doctor can dissect us.
Oh man, I'm getting paranoia now. Gotta see a psychologist now, but where can I find that, we don't have one on board, althought Elrod asked to become ship's Psychologist.

But enough now: I here some girlz calling. Sure they're horny and so am I

End Log

 

[8-4-7-2]

Lt. Cmd. 8-4-7-2' personal log Stardate 516122.5

I finally got a real hot chick. She brought be to my limits and beyond. I'm totally exhausted now. In addition I might have drunken a bit too much Romulan Ale. It tastes awesome, but a got a terrible hangover from it. BRUUUUUUAAAA [error: strange noise detected]. Perhaps i have even this muchto-ous drunken alcholnnisitis our Doctor discovered at Lt. RizMan.
Speaking of him: Our drinking session were nevertheless pretty effective: We invented some cool mottos.

Supplemental
Elrod (I wonder what is rank is) was happy with his position as counselor. I'll recommend him to the Captain for it. This means we still have to stand replicated food. But not very long anymore: I bought a book on the planet: "Interstellar cuisine for beginners". We'll see if it helps s.th. Maybe other crewmembers are also freetime cooks?

Supplemental
I will meet with Lt. RizMan for another night of getting drunk, to think of some new positions on the ship, as we are running out of free and attractive jobs. Romulan Ale helps us with it. We always think a lot better when drunk!

 

[coolbrz73]

Personal Log
Stardate:68726236723.1

I have docked my ship, the S.S.Redeemer, at VerdianIII. I have been hot on the trail of the man who murdered my brother. I have heard rumors of Capt. Dickards involvment with something that has happened here. I will investigate further...

I have heard of a ship named USS Eternaty, captained by none other than Cascade!!! I new a Cascade in the academy I attended until I was booted out for outrageous and speedy driving. I always wanted to pilot those ships past the 10.0 level. I now have a ship that will accomplish this. It seems that Dickard has slipped my grasp yet again. I will investigate further....

It seems that Captian Cascade was the one who blew Dickard out of the stars I wonder if he is dead or escaped in a life pod like last time? The people here talk of a meeting that Capt cascade was to attend...hmmm I believe I know the way. Dilemma...search out the USS Eternaty and see if they are friendly to me or continue my revenge search for Dickard?

It seems that Casperia Prime is on the way that Captian Cascade was traveling, I like that place wine and women and pizza!!!! I would like to think that the captian will still bode goodwill to me even though I was kicked from the academy. Damn only the 73rd person booted from there hence I am forced to wear this tag coolbrz73

Well time to full up for the trip, I have decided to search for Cascade and find out info on Dickard!!! With the speed of my ship I'll shall be there in very little time, I hope I can catch them along the way somewhere!!!

END OF LOG

 

[henke]

cyborg cannonball's log. stardate: 495*3@'3

finnaly, at last. My antivirus is completed and i am fully operational again. It seemed that the Zonitopians had sent over a virus that was very powerful (they tried to control me, but i was way too strong). So now im doing repairs on the uss eternaty.

By the looks of this planet it cant be very friendly.
it is just a cover up! Maybe the zonitopians or some other big alien race is controlling this part of the universe?
i saw some warcows that could make some nice burgers, SO it is BBQ time!!!!
PARTY OVER HERE, i got beer, fuel, soda and alcohol of every kind.

over n out

 

[Sam_The_Man]

Red Respawn Camper's Log, Round 438952 (Reds: 3, Blues: 1)

I have been accepted into the order of the Red Llamas. After the elders of the order went into a room somewhere and thought for three rounds about what position I should be in the team, they decided on Respawn Camper. It is odd that they took so long to choose, as everyone is a respawn camper. Although I am unwilling, if I do not respawn camp my team will shoot me and I shall be forced to respawn outside again, and be shot 10000000 times before making it to safety.

I have a plan though. Every 10th round the Excessive Overkill mod is played. Maybe if I can fire a huge string of shock rifle balls, and others fired from the sides, creaing a lattice of plasma balls, then I fired the primary laser and detonate them all, the resulting energy explosion might be enough to open an inter-dimensional rift into the material plane. At best I might be able to avoid detection by the angels and make it back to the Eternaty, at worst I could at least get re-tried by St. Peter. I mean, Pokemon A Curious Shade Of Pinky-Russet, Tinged With mauve And Vomit-Coloured Stripes, was all I had to survive on in that Pokemon's stomach!

There is one flaw. I must somehow persuade my llama brothers to help me fire plasma balls to create the concentrated energy. This will be difficult.

Supplemental:

I have set up a simple box trap containing a Collins Gem Skaarj Phrasebook, in an attempt to lure my Universal Translator from its hiding place. The Translator will be necessary to persuade my brothers to help me escape.

 

[Elrod]

Personal Log - Stardate 2100.08.18.23.04.23.7463

It's been over a day since I last saw any crewmembers from the Panzer Blade or USS Eternaty. I wonder where they all could have gone. The last person I spoke to was Lt. Commander 8-4-7-2 of the USS Eternaty, who said he was going to speak to Captain CaSCaDe about bringing me on-board as a Psychiatrist. Well, I guess if they left without me, there are certianly worse places to be abandoned.

 

[RizMan]

Helmsman RizMan's Log, stardate 59876.98

Although I didn't want to get drunk again on this planet, because of my bad memories It had from the last time, 8-4-7-2 invited my for a glass of Romulan Ale (we had far more then 1 glass in the end). Unfortunately, we didn't come up with a lot of new ideas but nevertheless, we had a lot of fun. I hope the captain saw the link I made in my last log, so he can go and chose a motto for our ship.
Speaking of our ship: repairs are going well and I'm going to beam up as soon as I am sober again. I gotta have to ask Chief Engineer (do we have one, if so, I haven't seen for a long time) if he can make a few improvements to the warp drive. During the battle against the Zanitopians, it was rather unreliable. Response time was bad. Probably, there was to much packet loss. The drive's netcode has to be improved a bit. Hopefully, he can also make it a bit faster, but I don't think this is possible, cause the hull won't be able to resist a greater speed then we already travel at.
Henke has been repaired, i.e. his Virus was destroyed. However, I'm still wondering if he doctor hasn't infected him with another virus, so that henke want's to kill us and thus the doctor can dissect us. Oh man, the alcohol always makes me getiing paranioid.

End Log

 

[Gir]

Just what the hell am I doing here????

 

[coolbrz73]

Personal log Stardate:sumpin or other!

I am well on my way towards casperia prime. My ship seems to be handling the speed rather well, thank god for autopilot. My journey has been pretty quite for the most part, the only thing I encountered was what looked to be a pack of pokemon floating in space! Damn I hate those b@stards!!

Well I'm not sure what my future holds on this trip but I hope it will turn out good!! The more free time I get the more I think about Dickard and our last encounter!! My ship is fast but not very much use in battle but nonetheless I went right after him. What seemed like hours was actually just minutes, I somehow got a clean hit(albiet I had to use the aimbot that was equipped with the photon gun). Although the hit all but destroyed the ship, Dickard and a few stragglers managed to escape in a pod!! I went right to the chase but was lead right into a pack Lorg ships!! Outnumbered and outgunned I ahd no choice but to retreat. Dickard's day is coming. Another threat the people of Veredian III spoke of was a name of gramps? I know not this person but nothing good was said about him! I wonder if him and Dickard are in something together? Hmmmmmm...only time will tell.........

 

[8-4-7-2]

Lt. Cmd. 8-4-7-2's log Stardate 5412556.6

A spent the last night together with Lieutenenant RizMan (No! Not like you think now). We got really drunk and wanted to think of some new position on the Eternaty. However we didn't come up with any ideas. So I have only the following position to tell Captain Cascade: a cook, an ambassador, and giving Skumboy's rank as Science Officer to someone else.

After this I beamed back to the ship. Casperia is a wonderful planet and I must come back here some time. But all the partys and chicks are too exhausting. The next time I will spent my holidays in the forests with camping, hunting or climbing.

I bought 5 boxes of Romulan Ale and stored them in the unmarked cargobay where I keep the 300 pizzas. [Note to myself:] Don't drink more than 3 glasses of this stuff at once!

Supplemental
I heard that Captain Dickard escaped form the brig. It stil unkown how he managed to do this, but it wouldn't have happened if Security Chief Beerbaron had read our last logs!
We assume that Dickard used one of the escape pods. Therfore he can't be far away. I fear that we didn't hear of him for the last time.

Supplemental
When I stepped out of the transporter room, I saw the wavy air guy running down the corridor. Directly behind him were Doctor Shadow's Sinonian Oodle Doodle Poodle and the Green Spotted Tellurian Monkey, which appeared in my room during a strange Voodoo ritual the day before our arrival.
The weird things keep hapeening on this ship.
And as I have nothing to do now I decided to become a hunter and look for the wavy air guy and then make the kill! I equiped myself with one of Beerbarons cloaking devices and some weapons I found in the weapon lockers. Wait.......... I can see the wavy air prey in the corridor straight ahead.........

[END OF LOG]

 

[Vortex]

stardate: what's going on?

Aargh! I've kind of lost track of everyone! I had to spend the time after henke's attack pulling bits of machinery out of myself. A painful procedure but I could only find crazy voodoo doctors on this area of the planet so I had to do it myself. Also, that chick ran off while henke attacked. Damn it, I guess she won't be in our crew unless I can find her again. I heard there was some psychologist supposedly joining us named Elrod but I ain't seen him yet. I guess it's rather obvious it'll be a "him" now. Ho hum, oh well..

End log.

 

[Syri]

Personal Log - Stardate something begining with 5... pad's broken!

Ensign Davey Stroya here, I've been floating around the wreckage of the Panzer Blade (on which I served) for the last few days, unconcious. Could somebody please rescue me?
I don't know how much air I've got left in this escape pod, the systems all seem to have failed.

Oh, and there's a disturbing amount of pokemon floating around outside.

 

[Sam_The_Man]

Red Respawn Camper's Log, Round 448965 (Reds: 5, Blues: 7)

I am well on my way to escaping from the llama farm. An important element in this was succesfully retrieving my Universal Translator. I threatened it with having to translate every single Psalm in the Christian/Jewish Bible into Japanese if it didn't come out with it's input/output valves up.

Anyway, I was soon able to communicate with everyone. The conversation went like this:

"Erm, excuse me, is this working?"
"Fear me!" (chorused by everyone)
"Look, can you help me get out of here? I must get back to my ship, I was wrongly sentenced here, I'm not a llama!"
"To have sexual intercourse you!" (Memo: work out a way of removing the language filter.)
"Look, they've condemned me.. all of us to spending eternity here without the chance to reform!"
"I am so elite!"
"They're playing the same map over and over again! Don't you get bored?"
"You suck!"

I was getting stuck now. I climed to the highest point on the map, stood up, disregarding the bullets, and held aloft Pokemon A Curious Shade Of Pinky-Russet, Tinged With Mauve And Vomit-Coloured Stripes (I wish I'd just taken Yellow, it's getting really old typing that).

I threw them the game. After a few minutes of looking at it they were jabbering with insane rage. I grabbed it back and instantly had everyone's attention.

"If we can get back into the mortal world, we can stop this franchise for ever!"

I outlined my plan of escape to them. Everyone agreed. All except the leader of my team.

"Look, you, I'm the leader and you suck!" I pushed him off the asteroid and he fell screaming into oblivion. I've always wanted to do that to a llama.

The next round is when Excessive UT is played. Soon I shall be re-united with the Eternaty. As for the llamas? As soon as I get onto the other side of the rift, I'll pull the Impact Hammer out and aim it at the rift. As soon as the llamas come through, they'll die and be pushed back into the Llama Farm. Maybe I did learn something from my stay here. I hope the Eternaty has managed to find a psychologist, as I shall need intensive psychiatric help to get me off my increasing addiction to standing on a tower and shooting people as soon as I see them. As long as the doctor doesn't just decide my brain needs amputating... I don't think I can stand dying again.

 

[Syri]

Personal Log - Stardate something begining with 3... pad's still broken!

I'm looking through my window, and I think I can see a ship, through all of the asphixiated(sp?) pokemon. I think it's the USS Eternaty. I'll send a distress call and see if they'll pick me up. Maybe I could even join their crew, if I'm lucky.
Things are looking up for once, I might even smile tommorow...

 

[coolbrz73]

Personal Log
Stardate:5858584939

I am getting closer to Casperia prime now. Ive gotten readings on radar of two ships in the vicinty. Damn Radar isnt very powerful.One small ship(possibly an escape pod) seems to be floating among some debris! The other one is layin motionless. It would be alot easier to see without all these damn pokemon carcasses floating around!!! I am picking up some sort of distress signal, very faint, from one of the ships that is shown to be standing still. I have this gut feeling that the small blip among the wreckage has something I should look into. I must confere with my databases more before I make a decision on which path to take.

Supplemental:I'm outta beer and pizza, I hope someone around here has some.

[Edited by coolbrz73 on 08-20-2000 at 08:19 PM]

 

[Vortex]

commanders log stardate: I'll find out soon

Groan, this place is starting to get kind of boring (this is a hint ppl). I need a change a pace I think so I'm going to attempt to recover my crashed shuttle from the lake. If I have any luck I'll be able to hae it back in one of the shuttlebays before anyone notices . Also, if I fix I might even be able to go for a little tour round the planet. Woohoo!

End log.

 

[RizMan]

Helmsmqn RizMan's Log, stardate 56987.78

Also I had a lot of fun here, I've finally got enough of Casperia Prime. Getting drunk and having sex during more than a week is quite tiring. However, I'm completely sober now and I'm ready to beam back to the ship and go back to duty. Hopefully, we're gonna have some action soon, cause I'm bored. Nothing happened on this planet excpet of some shuttles crashing.
When I got back to the ship, I saw 8-4-7-2 hunting the wavy air thing which is appearently still hiding on the ship. I hope it hasn't made any damage to our systems. As nobody has seen our security chief during the last days, I'm gonna have to help TO to hunt this thing down also this isn't part of my duties. Well, in a way it is: it is the duty of every starfleet officer to make everything possible to protect the crew and the ship. Also I don't want my new friend to get into danger. The more we are to hunt this thing down the better.
I was also wondering were the captain's hiding. Nobody has seen him for ages. Hopefully, he hasn't been captured by the Zanitopians. These bastards would be able to do such a horrible thing.

End Log

 

[coolbrz73]

Personal Log
Stardate:48730980284

I decided to venture into the rubbish that surronds the planet. I went ahead and latched on to the escape pod with my tractorbeam(sp?). What I found inside was a half dead man, mumbling something about battle, some sorta enemies he couldnt pronounce and eternaty! I hurried this man, i think he said his name is something like Stroya!! He is delerious, he has not eaten and is dehydrating!!! I gotta get this man to a doctor! I draw a bead on the other ship, and when I got close enough i found this to be the USS Eternaty!!! I hurriedly sent out a distress call, in hopes I can board the ship safely!! I will wait for an answer but Stroya hasnt much time!!!! If I dont get an answer, I will head straight for the planet!

Over and under!