The necris story

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NeoNite

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The hot carls would smother those poor rockets :D

The ones responsible for this, should be placed at a table, and be forced to eat plates of hot carls (Old, hairy hot carls)

one plate for every kill.
 
Synastren

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ROFLMFAO!
/me yells for CHRYSt and L_S
Ok, you, take this dumpster (/me hands dumpster to CHRYSt) and fill it with Hot Carl stuff.
(me gives another dumpster, airtight, to L_S)
Now... here's your mission:
Since you two are the specialists at PuF attacks, you guys have been accepted into the mission to attack the terrorists!
/me pulls out a map
L_S! You get to carry all the dumpsters in this new ATW/APC!
/me points to a short bus with tank treads
And CHRYSt, you're in charge of using these dumpsters for ammo... It should melt most men on contact, so it's a good plan.
And If you get stuck... push the little blue button... it will mix Morety's fartjuice with CHRYSt's Hot Carl's and salt, with other special ingrediants... which should result in a huge, and perhaps violent, toxic explosion.
GO FORTH WITH THE BLESSINGS OF PuF!
 
Peavey

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LOL now THAT is some FUNNY p00p! jeez, you people have reached a new height in biological warfare!!!
 
Peavey

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Oh yeah, Neo, if it was for each kill, it would have to be around 20,000 for New York... and 100 more for The Pentagon!!!! LOL and after he digests it, force feed it to him again!!
 
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I'm really sorry for not getting everything in one post, but i just found this news article on it, it has the guy they are 99.9% sure that it was him behind this. You might find it really interesting. To read, click here ------------------------- --->>>>
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http://msnbc.com/news/627125.asp?0si=-&cp1=1#BODY
 
Peavey

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800?? wow. II didnt know it was that many. the US flag is a good idea.
 
NeoNite

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Yep, 800. :( This may sound cruel, but I think it's nothing compared to what we'll see has happened in NY...

Oh yeah, btw, I'm already making plans on writing a third Necris story. It'll be so different from the previous ones...
:eek: Good or bad thing?

:D Wait and see...
 
Synastren

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Originally posted by NeoNite
Yep, 800. :( This may sound cruel, but I think it's nothing compared to what we'll see has happened in NY...

Oh yeah, btw, I'm already making plans on writing a third Necris story. It'll be so different from the previous ones...
:eek: Good or bad thing?

:D Wait and see...
Click to expand...
If you need any help planning, or needing twists and such, you know where to yell!
:D
 
NeoNite

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But i'd have to travel in back in time to contact you Synastren :D

Well I can't tell you peeps any details yet, .. I won't say another thing about, needs to remain a secret ;-)
 
Synastren

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ROFL!
Origionally posted by NeoNite:
[/b]I'm already making plans on writing a third Necris story.
...---...---...
I won't say another thing about, needs to remain a secret [/b]
Click to expand...
You have my full confidence!
ROFL!
:redeemer:
Why does that (^^^) remind me of Neo? :stupid:
:lol:
 
NeoNite

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I'll probably be posting it in Octobre I guess.. hope Puf will still be PUf by then.. and not "forumplanet" eerghh...you know :)
First off all, i'm gonna finish this story:

Next chapter: final chapter :(

Ny is bad. Check the update in the World Trade Center thread.

;)
 
Peavey

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Very interesting. I also went on another sight and found a picture of the guy behind this, his name is Osama bin Laden, is a total dork, and a native Saudi Arabian, but they exhiled him for his terrorism and stuff. He moves every three weeks, which makes it VERY hard for us to find him, and lives somewhere in Afghanistan. He is also behind the US embassy bombings in kenya and Tanzania and almost a bunch of other stuff, too bad we caught him like 4 times. Did i mention hes a dork? Here he is-
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Peavey

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Oops actually changes locations twice a week (even worse). Also, i looked at the youngest Pufer thread, and uhhh dont tell anyone, but im only12. And uhh Forget everything you just read. :D OK? ok. Sorry the image didnt show up, but go on BBC world news or nbc or cnn, and you could probaly find a pic of him (not that its worth looking for unless u like looking at insane terrorists :LOL: )
 
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End of the second necris story ... beginning of the third !!

Sadness and happiness at the same time ...

Just got in and noticed loads of e-mails in my box ... most were from this thread. :D Y'know, it reallly feels like coming home again.

lafnboy88: I won't tell anybody:) and Thx bigtime for the news link.
 
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