Just thought I'd paste my thoughts here:
The Good
- The game has its moments, there are some missions that I found enjoyable, there was a dessert driving mission which I enjoyed.
- There are babes
- Big bosses to fight.
- Nice to have the original Duke voice.
- Once you have finished the game some additional content unlocks, such as cheat modes, artwork, etc. I think that is actually quite a nice touch and I wish more games would do this.
The Bad
- Artwork and other assets that date back to 2004 makes the game look very dated. Some scenes just looks terrible.
- The game starts off slow and boring, even the action bored me. To be honest I pretty much hated the first 1.5 hours of play, after that it starts picking up a bit.
- There are a lot of "grind" missions, missions that are too hard and too dull and makes it feel more than work than fun.
- The humour that made the original Duke Nukem 3D game funny, doesn't have the same punch any more.
- There is an unfinished feel to the game and it definitely lacks some spit and polish. The strange thing is that they finished the single player part in 2010 already and was working on the console versions and multiplayer only the last few months.
- You have to kill most bosses more than once.
- The game has these moments of terrible performance when the frame rate drops and the whole game becomes sluggish.
- The fact that you can only carry two weapons at a time is kind of stupid, especially in a game such as DNF.
- Slow loading times, especially if the game was shut down and you start up and load the campaign. At one point the game took 3 minutes to load a mission, I restarted the game and all was fine again.
- Extremely linear level designs. If you want to go linear without the game feeling too linear I think the Crysis 2 design got it down pretty well.
Conclusion
This game would have been great if it was released back in 2004, in the end it was an ok, albeit very linear FPS game. There are some in the community who really enjoyed it so there is still some hope for those who would like to play as Duke Nukem once again. I personally would recommend that you wait until the game lands up in the bargain bin before you get it.
My Score
6.5/10