Ask me about being Jesus.

[Enfyrneaux]

And how exactly are your "ABORTION OF A THREAD" and "STOP POSTING" comments contributing to anything? You have double standards.

This is the great Internet; we hold ourselves to higher double standards!

 

[SubSanity]

Jesus has anyone asked you where the capital of singapore is? It's a question Ive always wanted to ask someone important.

The capital of Singapore is Singapore

 

[AriTheDog]

The capital of Singapore is Singapore

No, it's the Ten Floors of Whores.

 

[Kaligraphic]

Jesus, is it true that after they tried to crucify you, you hunted down the ringleader, put him in a dress, and nailed him to a tree with a sign identifying him as the "Queen of the Jews"?

 

[John O'h Diggin]

Jesus is it true that you were actually on one of those pirates trips set to steal everyones rum?

 

[Enfyrneaux]

No, it's the Ten Floors of Whores.

We all know the Pimp of Singapore really lives in the basement.

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

Jesus, is it true that after they tried to crucify you, you hunted down the ringleader, put him in a dress, and nailed him to a tree with a sign identifying him as the "Queen of the Jews"?

I kidnapped him, drove out to the Mojave, and staked him to the ground facing east. It gets mighty hot mighty quick as the sun comes up out there.

Jesus is it true that you were actually on one of those pirates trips set to steal everyones rum?

I am at not liberty to divulge any information one way or the other.

 

[ilkman]

Jesus, how can you be three different entities at the same time, the father, son, and holy spirit, and yet still be a single entity?

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

Jesus, how can you be three different entities at the same time, the father, son, and holy spirit, and yet still be a single entity?

I wonder that too. I think that's another thing people have gotten horribly wrong over the years.

 

[Continuum]

class God extends xPawn
class Jesus extends God

 

[AizenSA]

whats up jesus, whats hell look like? And how big is satan.

 

[AriTheDog]

We all know the Pimp of Singapore really lives in the basement.

This is a falsity, the basement contains a horrible food court that is one of the least sanitary places in all of Singapore!

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

whats up jesus, whats hell look like? And how big is satan.

Hell looks like New Jersey. In fact, it is New Jersey. Satan is 5'6, and 140lbs.

 

[empty_other]

Met is mead? Ql. But i prefer to call it Mjød!

Anyway, Jesus: Whats up with God and his book, the Bible? Is it mostly him who wrote the old testament? Are he gonna write another sequel? And does he get paid for all those new bible movies?

And which country is your favorite country in the world?

 

[Enfyrneaux]

This is a falsity, the basement contains a horrible food court that is one of the least sanitary places in all of Singapore!

Hence the perfect hideout for the Pimp. When the Fuzz of Singapore come to get the pimp they would never suspect it, and get bored after looking for a while.

Back to whipping ten year olds who mouth off to their grandmothers!

 

[Judas]

Dear Jesus, may i give you a small kiss?

 

[Shroom-FX]

your moms a virgin

is this coz she is fat

 

[DaBeatard]

Dear Jesus, do monkeys have souls?

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

Anyway, Jesus: Whats up with God and his book, the Bible? Is it mostly him who wrote the old testament? Are he gonna write another sequel? And does he get paid for all those new bible movies?

And which country is your favorite country in the world?

The Bible was written, and edited numerous times, by a bunch of old farts who wanted to play at ruling the world.

I don't have a favorite country, they all over their own perks.

Dear Jesus, may i give you a small kiss?

Sure, buy me dinner first, though.

 

[Kaligraphic]

Dear Jesus, where does the Pope get his weed, and can you hook me up?