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Ask me about being Jesus.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Cap'n Beeb, Apr 16, 2006.

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  1. Cap'n Beeb

    Cap'n Beeb Banned

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    Man don't take it so seriously.
     
  2. John O'h Diggin

    John O'h Diggin Abstract Chains

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    Jesus ,when did you get interested in little kids to the point were you had to hide in their closest at night?
     
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    Cap'n Beeb Banned

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    You don't want to be around here for very long, do you?

    Quit shìtting up my thread.
     
  4. John O'h Diggin

    John O'h Diggin Abstract Chains

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    I want to be hear for a long time.

    Earlier I asked you if you were the boogey man...this was a follow up question to that question.
    I'm sorry if you feel that way. But aren't you the one who crapped in my threads first.
    Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
     
  5. Cap'n Beeb

    Cap'n Beeb Banned

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    Enough. If you're not going to contribute, click that little X button and come back when you want to ask a non-retarded question.
     
  6. John O'h Diggin

    John O'h Diggin Abstract Chains

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    Okay I'll ask you a non tard question

    Jesus what ever happened to God?
     
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    Slaughter exsomnis

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    Kantham Fool.

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    :shake:

    VERY nice freon, By the way :)
     
  9. Kaligraphic

    Kaligraphic Charles leChaud is my hero

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    Jesus, they say you spent a long time traveling in close quarters with 12 other dudes. Was this really as homoerotic as it sounds - or was it more so?
     
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    Cap'n Beeb Banned

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    The Dirty Dozen was based entirely off of our adventures 8)
     
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    Jesus, what is your favorite instrument of whoopass?
     
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    AizenSA The Divine Tyrant

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    If your going to say a flak cannon enhanced with rocket goo spread, then where can I get one?
     
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    Continuum Lobotomistician

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    Jesus has anyone asked you where the capital of singapore is? It's a question Ive always wanted to ask someone important.
     
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    A single action revolver chambered in .45 Colt.

    Nope, you'd be the first. :)
     
  15. Enfyrneaux

    Enfyrneaux New Member

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    Have you ever fanned your instrument of whoopass?
     
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    Of course not, I leave that stuff to the CAS crowd and Hollywood. I'm all about precision, sir. [​IMG]
     
  17. mokeh

    mokeh Ride for ruin

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    classic dis sh!t aw yeahhhhhhhhhh
     
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    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    lol nice Ari :)

    And how exactly are your "ABORTION OF A THREAD" and "STOP POSTING" comments contributing to anything? You have double standards.

    Oh and jesus, will you please kick beerbaron in the face?! :tup:
     
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    anaemic she touch your penis?

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