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Ask me about being Jesus.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Cap'n Beeb, Apr 16, 2006.

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  1. Maxx

    Maxx Bite Me

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    WAD he is real Jesus, only he could have answered the Teflon-question. I believe in you now :notworthy:

    btw, why is my weight at the equator one percent lower than at the North Pole?
     
  2. KillStreak

    KillStreak I posted in the RO-me thread
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    why do i not find any of this funny... I'm seein it as a very long drawn out sarcastic rant gone some where beyound the depths of chuck norris.
     
  3. AizenSA

    AizenSA The Divine Tyrant

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    Why cant we just get rid of all the dumbasses and retards that thinks their funny, and strangle them until their blood turns blue and black?
     
  4. Slaughter

    Slaughter exsomnis

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    BLASPHEMY!
     
  5. GotBeer?

    GotBeer? The nozzle is now calibrating

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    What's "Met"?
     
  6. Slaughter

    Slaughter exsomnis

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  7. Freon

    Freon Braaaaiinss...

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    Dear Jesus,

    Do you hate France? :B
     
  8. GotBeer?

    GotBeer? The nozzle is now calibrating

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    Don't ask silly questions, Freon. Jesus isn't French, so of course he hates France!

    Thanks for the translation, TheSlaughter. I've had mulled mead before, it's alright.
     
  9. Cap'n Beeb

    Cap'n Beeb Banned

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    Yes, there are aliens out there, several sorts to be exact, but none want to harm us. The leaders of Earth made a deal with them, stating that the aliens who like to experiment can have their run of the inbred bumpkins that really don't matter at all, and they won't come down here lasering everyone. Everyone wins. :)

    As for mutants, it wouldn't surprise me.

    Becuse you are incapable of having fun, and thus left the boards, only to return to whine and moan like Tom Cruise.

    What's stopping you?

    Not at all, but Paris... I really don't care much for that city at all.
     
  10. Jackal

    Jackal Crapass

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    Why did you shave? And who are you looking at?

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    HA HA!

    If it wouldn't be about the seam-looking face it would be perfect :D.
     
  12. KillStreak

    KillStreak I posted in the RO-me thread
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    that pic is creepy!
     
  13. sid

    sid I posted in the RO-me thread
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    With the look in his eyes and his stance, he looks like some kung fu master. If only there could be a shuriken in his upraised hand :lol:
     
  14. John O'h Diggin

    John O'h Diggin Abstract Chains

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    I agree with KillStreak that pics is very scary and also I think I'm going to have nightmares.

    Jesus are you the boogey man?
     
  15. Cap'n Beeb

    Cap'n Beeb Banned

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    Yes.

    Also, the paintings and other various artworks featuring me are incorrect. I never wore robes and such, my usual attire consists of a leather jacket, black t-shirt, jeans, and boots. I don't know where they got the robe stuff from. :con:
     
  16. Synastren

    Synastren Explodious!

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  17. Freon

    Freon Braaaaiinss...

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    Maybe I overdid it a bit :B

    [​IMG]
     
  18. anaemic

    anaemic she touch your penis?

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    the jackal just got served :O
     
  19. 8-4-7-2

    8-4-7-2 New Member

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    A true piece of art

    You need someone to paint it for real, frame it and hang it on a wall. Maybe even Beeb's
     
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  20. Jackal

    Jackal Crapass

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    Yes. I'm a professonal Photoshop user.

    Dude, if you're going to be an ass, atleast do it right. I don't know the first thing about Photoshop, as you can ALL tell by picture. So I guess if someone experienced did something better than a NON-experienced person is "getting served" than so be it.
     
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