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WTF is Kitty?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Kitty.cat, May 19, 2006.

  1. chuckus

    chuckus Can't stop the bum rush.

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    I distinctly remember boobie pics. Was that an ex or an on the side deal?
     
  2. Lethal Dosage

    Lethal Dosage Serial Rapis...uh, Thread Killer

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    All this talk of boobies has given me the perverted idea of suggesting someone start a pron thread. Alright everyone, post pics of you girlfriend or wife, cus surely some people here must have lives and don't live in their mothers basement, choking their chicken to the soundtrack of Flashdance and Dirty Dancing, and calling themselves some obscure name (like a certain foot pedal of a car... i'm looking at you accelerator!) when they troll on the internet.

    Edit: For those that do qualify for any of the of the above mentioned problems, or just for some strange social "issue", don't have a girlfriend or partner, then you can just get some semi believeable picture off the net. Zeep has already started this way... ;)
     
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  3. Lethal Dosage

    Lethal Dosage Serial Rapis...uh, Thread Killer

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    Whats with you Zeep? All this talk of Cocaine lately has me thinking your in withdrawl, or that i'm in withdrawl... or we're both in withdrawl!
     
  4. tomcat ha

    tomcat ha Well-Known Member

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    everyone is always in withdrawal.
     
  5. XClutchX

    XClutchX New Member

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    You're still not funny.

    I'm in college now... I probably wouldn't be if I were in the worst ranked public schools in the United states (Florida sucks :rolleyes:).
     
  6. Iceman

    Iceman Who Dares Wins

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    Yeah zeep, if you have blow share it with the rest of us! Especially since i just broke 1000 posts again, Lethal Dosage is getting some strippers, and i'll cover the booze :D .
     
  7. TheShiningWizard

    TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical.

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    That was probably Whitney (a brief acquaintance). Her boobs were bigger than Samantha's head. She suddenly went nuts, posted about it on the SA forums and got laughed off the Internet.
     
  8. chuckus

    chuckus Can't stop the bum rush.

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    Details man I need details.....
     
  9. ecale3

    ecale3 Sniper - May be harmful to your health.

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    it's been too long since i had some nice boobs in my face...Almost...three weeks now. Terrible.
     
  10. Lethal Dosage

    Lethal Dosage Serial Rapis...uh, Thread Killer

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    Ahh Australia Day, one of the best days to get laid... :) :) :)
     
  11. Harrm

    Harrm I am watching porns.

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    i'm both adorable and awesome in every conceivable way.
     
  12. Harrm

    Harrm I am watching porns.

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    hey tsw, company of heroes owns do you play it.
     
  13. Harrm

    Harrm I am watching porns.

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    sorry about the double post!
     
  14. TheShiningWizard

    TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical.

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    I play coop skirmishes with friends, yes. I've yet to touch the campaign.
     
  15. EGM<NL>E

    EGM<NL>E Member

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    so how are the sheila"s down under mate :)
     
  16. Iceman

    Iceman Who Dares Wins

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    Depending on where you live it goes from 'Bashed crab' to damn hot.....unfortunatly where i live ATM the Bashed crab variaty out number the hotties about 200:1.
     
  17. Harrm

    Harrm I am watching porns.

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    oh. it's really good you should give it a shot. if you have opposing fronts they put the brits in it (best campaign ever).
     
  18. Lethal Dosage

    Lethal Dosage Serial Rapis...uh, Thread Killer

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    The chicks down here (in brisbane) are damn fine, and ATM boob tubes, tank tops and hot pants are all the fashion this summer. ;) And the best ting is this year, the actual Australia day was on a Saturday, while the public holiday is on Monday (so everyone can have a day off work), so everyone just has parties that start Saturday arvo and run till Monday. Your left with no money, rubbish bins full of bottles and a hangover that'll kill the pope.

    To take this O/T, CoH is awesome, especially when you play with the various skin packs out there that introduce historical uniforms and paint schemes, etc. I've got to say, i've been playing this game since it originally released and i don't think i've got for more than a few days without playing it. OF is great but it completely breaks the game as most of the fixes in the patches for CoH are undone, it forces ridiculous security measures on you, it won't work online unless you fiddle with your ports, there's no sharing the disk for LAN's, the online servers are so unstable they crash every couple of days, half the games you can't join, the rest either freezes, lags, or you get kicked by the other player cus your winning and the other player can't stand to lose, most the time noobs hurl abuse at you in team games cus your not protecting them and fighting off the entire enemy team so he can just spam units and run around capturing. Most of your wins aren't recorded, or their recorded as losses, the Team Automatch or the Modding tools which was promised at the release of CoH over a year ago still haven't been delivered, they take months for patches which seem to only fix a couple of things and break things (so they seem that that 1 month testing period didn't result in any testing and things bing fixed), the developers rarely listen to the community's suggestions and criticisms, the AI sucks balls completey, OF completely breaks compatabilty of mods for CoH, so they non longer work, and maps with scripting no longer work, umm anything else i miss?

    The only good thing is there a number of skin packs out for CoH and OF, and a few mods have been updated to work with OF, and ther are two AI mods that have fixed tha AI almost completely, something that the professional developers can't seem to do, and the game is slowly getting fixed, despite that what one patch breaks requires 2 or more patches to fix, and problems identified and fixed in the pre-release beta days still haven't been applied to the game.
     
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  19. TheShiningWizard

    TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical.

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    I always play as Brits. They rape. Also they never stop cursing at each other, which makes them awesome. Get it in gear, you fucking wankers.
     
  20. Lethal Dosage

    Lethal Dosage Serial Rapis...uh, Thread Killer

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    Actually since OF, all factions swear a fair bit, but the new factions (Brits & PE) swear the most, and a quite funny. I was playing the PE campaign and on the last mission i sent a Hetzer against a couple of Pak38's the brit had in the town, and when it engaged it the unit said; "i'm not having a pissing match with that AT gun, wh're the bigger target!" Damn that made me laugh. Or another nice one is often when you select a Churchill variant they'll very abruptly say "Shut the **** up!", but sometimes it's also added in with something else. Most units ingame when left idle for long enough also start telling stories to each other, especially when it's 2 or more units grouped together.
     

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