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WTF is Kitty?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Kitty.cat, May 19, 2006.

  1. Kitty.cat

    Kitty.cat It'll work, just not the right way.

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    So many of you are wondering... is Kitty a guy or a girl? Is Kitty just some guy that gets off on being girly? Is Kitty just a tomboy? What the hell is going on?

    I'll tell you what.
    Right here, publically announcing. If someone accurately guesses these three things, I will admit to them being right:

    1. What gender I am.
    2. What sexuality I am.
    3. Why I've let this game* run for so long.

    Sound fair? Let the flame.. er.. games begin.

    *This whole "not gonna tell you what I am" game.


    P.S. - P^R was mislead. They don't have answers (sorry, guys.) The only three people that do aren't gonna say anything.

    P.P.S. - Yes, I am feeling particularly masochistic tonight. I'm aware how stupid this is.

    Hint #1: There's a nice clue on the Team.cat page (link in sig) that can give answer to two of the three questions.
     
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  2. mat69

    mat69 just fooling around

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    1. Alien
    2. Alien
    3. You are Michael Jackson

    Now you may think why the hell should Michael Jackson say he is in Oregon PDX? That's easy:
    The names of "his" children start all with a "P". And "his" wife is a Presley. --> "P"
    "His" work with Dorothy "D" let to his first solo album with a song called "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" --> "D"
    This was album hat 4 top-ten (X) songs, he wanted to stop after ten albums, and J is tenth in the alphabet --> X
    PDX

    Michael Jackson is a big hater of the Ostmark, he associates only the third Reich with it (because "he" is not well educated ;) ). That is why "he" has chosen Oregon. Because if you read Oregon from the back you get: No gero
    Margrave Gero (born around 900) was margrave of the Ostmark and Michael Jackson believes that the third Reich really lasted for around 1000 years and as Gero became Margrave in 937 "he" thought that around that time the third Reich started.
    So "he" wanted to say No Gero --> no to the "starting point" of the third reich.
    And finally [​IMG] "this" looks somehow similiar to Michael Jackson.

    "He" also wears constantly a balaclava in INF, because "he" does not want to get identified by others nor does "he" want get infected by viruses, bacteria etc and at the cover for his first solo LP he wears a cap.

    1987 is also important for him because of "Captain EO", as well as 1978 "The Wiz" and as J. R. R. Tolkien was born on a January 3rd "he" though that would be the perfect combination --> 1.3.1987
     
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  3. Crowze

    Crowze Bird Brain

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    Ask me if I give a damn.
     
  4. Freon

    Freon Braaaaiinss...

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    I don't care about 1 and 2, but I can tell the answer to 3 is "because I'm an attention whore"
     
  5. geogob

    geogob Koohii o nomimasu ka?

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    Sounds like an elaborate scam to publicise your .cat website :p
     
  6. dapngwnman

    dapngwnman is a gamer

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    Advertising, totally ban. LIEK OMGZ!!1!!1

    I bet it has 20 apendages to make more useless posts per second than any other creature on the planet!
     
  7. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    To go with the Zeitgeist:
    Buy a banner ad.
     
  8. Pipe_Dream

    Pipe_Dream 3-time World Champion Bowler

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    Boy or Girl. Man or Woman. Mother or Father. Grandma or Grandpa. Boy slut or Whore mouth. Either way I would take a dump on your chest and then go through your wallet/purse.
     
  9. Kitty.cat

    Kitty.cat It'll work, just not the right way.

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    ROFL!!!!!!
    Oh my god. This made my morning.

    Then don't participate. It's simple.

    Never thought of that. *changes answer to #3*
    Just kidding. I'm not recruiting. So it is wrong...

    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Seriously, I think you guys are all such a joke for caring so damn much.
    (Hint #2)
     
  10. UN17

    UN17 Taijutsu Specialist

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    UN17 knows. UN17 has spies everywhere. Mwa ha ha ha!
     
  11. deathren

    deathren Dusty ****er.

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    Wow. Just Wow.
    With crap like this, why do people even bother visiting the forums?
     
  12. cracwhore

    cracwhore I'm a video game review site...

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    You said it.
     
  13. TheShiningWizard

    TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical.

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    Piss off and die.
     
  14. Kitty.cat

    Kitty.cat It'll work, just not the right way.

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    If you losers didn't make such a big deal of it this would have never happened.
     
  15. geogob

    geogob Koohii o nomimasu ka?

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    Actually, kitty, those who made a big fuss out of it are not really reading this forum... Infiltration OT forum is like in a parallel universe.
     
  16. Pipe_Dream

    Pipe_Dream 3-time World Champion Bowler

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    You're so goddamn gay (yes, Norgay, I know it's not cool anymore). I pee in your coffee mug.



    You silly little worm. "You said it." If it's not about some gay-ass movie or "mac talk" then you don't like it. How about you and kitty get a romp room and spit on each others tits? I mean... You're just mad because you fell for his sh!t.:lol: :lol: dumb-ass! "oh, oh please join P^R, you got skills" Then all of a sudden he/she flipped scripts LMFAO

    Edit: I get lurky, boy. When you eat a beef jerky, boy.
     
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  17. 2_SeeK_U

    2_SeeK_U uni.... meh...

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    ravens_hawk New Member

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    1. Female
    2. Bi
    3. Emo

    now can it die?
    :lock::lock::lock:
     
  19. anaemic

    anaemic she touch your penis?

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    ^^ i believe you meant

    1. Male
    2. Gay
    3. Mentaly retarded
     
  20. Kitty.cat

    Kitty.cat It'll work, just not the right way.

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    Heh heh... you all lose.

    And ultimately I'm still getting a cheap laugh at all your stupidity.
    Manipulation is so easy in the INF BUF.
    You're all so edgy and emo.

    All I hear out of you is "omg you suck" "what is this crap" "where did the good times go". For ****'s sake. At first I was offended by all of you. And now... it's like listening to a middle school DnD club. And it's a disappointing kick I'm getting out of it.

    Wake up, people! This is a community for a GAME. What are games for?
    Hmmmmm....

    Welcome to reality. Grow up.
    If I want to post about this silly "issue" just for my own kicks, then I'm going to do it. So what's the mature action to take regarding it? Well... let's see... you have a very EASY option of ignoring it. Are you "adult" enough to handle that?

    Honestly.
    Get over yourselves.
    And for those of you who don't think before posting. Keep in mind by flaming this post you are not only hurting yourselves but proving me right. The only person I expect to not listen is Pipe. But we all need the town idiot, so by all means, go, Pipe, go!

    P.S. Before I'm accused of generalizing, keep in mind there are exceptions. And I'm sure you know who you are.


    Oh yeah. And for the sake of this thread.
    Raven got 1 of the three right.
    Anaemic got none.


    (Hint #3: This post.)
     
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