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US Immigration

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by {GD}Odie3, May 21, 2006.

  1. Psychomorph

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    ...on the other side of the border(?).
     
  2. chuckus

    chuckus Can't stop the bum rush.

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    tomcat ha Well-Known Member

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    No then people will cross the border again to go into empty land.
     
  4. Psychomorph

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    ...and when they will get no jobs they will try to get illegally back again...
     
  5. Snakeye

    Snakeye Mk82HD

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    Seconded. And not only an some side of some border - perhaps we should wait until we can travel into space to make sure we also get those who were abducted by aliens. Also we should get all the apes too, just in case evolution is right, so humans won't come back as some sort of ironic evolution joke.

    Now all we need is some volounteers and 8 billion rounds of ammo :D
     
  6. Carpetsmoker

    Carpetsmoker Nexus-6

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    Who needs ammo when you've got nuclear fusion...
     
  7. Psychomorph

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    ...or BUF Infiltration Off Topic forums.
     
  8. tomcat ha

    tomcat ha Well-Known Member

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    ...or zero point energy which isnt here yet?
     
  9. Harrm

    Harrm I am watching porns.

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    we should create a river of battery acid between the us and mexico and put signs on the other side of the border that say "free citizenship!"
     
  10. chuckus

    chuckus Can't stop the bum rush.

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    Now that the US economy is in recession, i wonder if Canada is going to build a wall to keep the American workers out?


    nahhh... we're gonna be just as broke as you guys... If you're going down you're taking everyone with you WOOT!
     
  11. Snakeye

    Snakeye Mk82HD

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    On which side of the border you want those signs? Also you surely want some crocodiles with that battery acid, preferably acid resistant zombie crocodiles - although you could save a few bucks by using the slightly less effective acid resistant zombie alligators.
     
  12. hara

    hara Where's my backup?

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    I am completely not qualified to answer to this topic, espacially because I am entering the US as a legal immigrant very soon and until the waiting (which takes ages) is finished I better keep my mouth shut.

    But I really like Penn & Teller's point of view on the Minutemen here.
     
  13. Harrm

    Harrm I am watching porns.

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    enjoy your stay in the US, land of guns, democracy, and zombie alligators that live in battery acid, apparently.
     
  14. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    Wait, you've got democracy now? Cool!
     
  15. hara

    hara Where's my backup?

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    The zombie alligators go voting?
     
  16. Lethal Dosage

    Lethal Dosage Serial Rapis...uh, Thread Killer

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    Does anyone in america have a bottle of milk? Might be a good fix for those battery acid-dwelling zombie alligators, and who knows, it might fix the mexicans from crossing the border too.

    God, i hope the don't vote for the Greens (or whatever america's bible bashing anti-gun political party is).
     
  17. AStepIntoOblivion

    AStepIntoOblivion Alien Invader

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    Ah America.

    [​IMG]

    Oh P.S. Remember the Alamo? Yeah the part where Texas, Alta California, and Nuevo Mexico were stolen from the Mexicans all in the name of protecting slave-owners.
     
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  18. Snakeye

    Snakeye Mk82HD

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    And another case of undead thread, though the rotting corpse of this one is reasonably fresh - almost fresh enough for..

    Goddamit, where's our lazy moderator? We need more bans and locks and ROs and free coffee! I demand more moderator presence! Otherwise I'll need to do some vigilante moderation again - not that it worked last time :D
     
  19. Coop-Stogie

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    Hey Snakeye, if we would post this thread in an Austrian forum, they gonna call us "Nazis" there :D
     
  20. Snakeye

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    I'm sure no Nazi since I favor the extinction of the ENTIRE human race (as well as some of the more cunning apes), not just a part of it :D
     

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