TWD HAS A WIFE!!!

[Airmoran]

I know this is kinda late, but we were taking in IRC about how we want to send you a card or at least buy you something off a registry or something.

So, you know, if you happen to have a wishlist on Amazon or something, I'd get you something. :tup:

 

[TWD]

Awh thanks. You don't have to give us anything, we've already have TONS of stuff. However, if you really want to the best way would be through our registry at Bed Bath and Beyond. I don't know if the registry disappears tomorrow or what, but it's really easy to just buy something online and send it. Nobody has gotten us anything for the bathroom yet

 

[Airmoran]

I saw a 30 dollar (!!!) plunger on your registry. A $30 + $6.95 s/h + tax plunger. I didn't know they made $30 plungers. Mine's a 5 dollar stick I got from Home Depot. What the f*ck makes a 30 dollar plunger sooo much more useful than mine? What, does it clean itself or something? Does it release flowery scents afterward? Anyways, it was so ridiculous I had to buy you one.

And so there you go. Have fun.

 

[Zer0]

Congratulations TWD!
Have fun!

 

[Darkdrium]

If you ever need help, click on the link. They know how it works.

 

[Hunter]

Congrats TWD, all the best for the big day :tup:

 

[FaT CaM]

Awh thanks. You don't have to give us anything, we've already have TONS of stuff. However, if you really want to the best way would be through our registry at Bed Bath and Beyond. I don't know if the registry disappears tomorrow or what, but it's really easy to just buy something online and send it. Nobody has gotten us anything for the bathroom yet

So what are we talking here? Bars of soap and toothbrushes, or sinks and light fittings?

 

[Balton]

I saw a 30 dollar (!!!) plunger on your registry. A $30 + $6.95 s/h + tax plunger. I didn't know they made $30 plungers. Mine's a 5 dollar stick I got from Home Depot. What the f*ck makes a 30 dollar plunger sooo much more useful than mine? What, does it clean itself or something? Does it release flowery scents afterward? Anyways, it was so ridiculous I had to buy you one.

And so there you go. Have fun.

:tup: that.is.great!

 

[gregori]

HOLY ****!! Congratulations!

 

[Kantham]

I've seen sooner weedings actually.

 

[Agent_5]

I have a few questions:
Is the reception at 6:30?
Do I have to dress up for it?
Will I get thrown out if I sign the guestbook as TONY GLENDALE! and take a picture of it?

 

[Sirius]

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

Congratulations TWD and DMMD! May you have a fantastic life together. My better half and I are working on 13 years and are closer now than ever. May the same be for you!

 

[dotnetbeast]

Congrats TWD and DMMD.

 

[Flak]

Congrats you two!

 

[BillyBadAss]

Can we get a diagram for him of where to put it tonight? I am sure he is nervous might be a little shocked to find out that her vagina isn't really an axe wound.

Good luck buddy!

 

[Sir_Brizz]

He is now married. Let me assure you that DMMD is more normal in real life than on the internet

 

[Airmoran]

...or eating dinner with this family... or both...

If I understand time zones correctly, TWD should be losing his virginity as I'm typing this.

Awesome.

 

[Twisted Metal]

Remember TWD, two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

Nice thread title edit btw. :tup:

 

[thewalkingman]

The boy's club lost another one!!

 

[Kantham]

Lol, who changed the thread title?