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Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Discussion in 'Original Unreal Tournament' started by evilgrins, Jul 21, 2012.

  1. Blorgg

    Blorgg Active Member

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    Rule #1: Always shoot evilgrins in the face.

    Calling Unreal Tournament: UT99 is like calling Minecraft: Minecraft Java. I'll be damned if I'll start calling UT something else just because newbies get confused. If there's nothing after "UT", it's not 2003, 2004 or 3.
     
  2. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    See, this doesn't work because at the start of the thread, there already is a Rule #1.
    Also, I'm bothered to see you dissing MineCraft Java. How dare you, sir!

    #Rule #57: Hide your head.
     
  3. Blorgg

    Blorgg Active Member

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    What are you talking about? Minecraft is great. Renaming it to "Minecraft Java" was just stupid. Same as renaming Unreal Tournament is stupid. That doesn't make those games any less fun to play. It just goes to show how many dumb people exist in the world that they seem to have trouble distinguishing between simple names.
     
  4. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    They're both great games.
     
  5. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    I'm not the one that renamed the original UT to ut99. Most of the people that play UT refer to whichever version they're referring to by the year it came out.

    If that bothers you, take it up with whoever actually did that first.
     
  6. WedgeBob

    WedgeBob XSI Mod Tool User

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    With that logic, UT3 would have been under its original name of UT2007...but I agree, UT99 is certainly a bit more specific for the original one. :) All of the UT franchise is gold in my book... I could play, mod, and map for either one, if need be.
     
  7. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Rule billion: Don't molest warcows in the shadowy corners of tempest. At least, make sure you bring the saucecannon with you and grease up those wobbly buttocks for fire in the hole.
     
  8. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    Rule 101 Don't mention MInecraft.
     
  9. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Rule 0³: Don't let Xan play the pinball machine in morbias.
     
  10. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Rule Omega: If you find yourself being chased by a blue ghost, a red ghost, as green ghost, and a yellow ghost it's possible you're in the wrong game, or found the secret level on the original Wolfenstein, but in any event you can't kill them so RUN!
     
  11. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Haha, yes the amzing maze secrets of wolfenstein...
    Call apogee, say aardvark.
    Rule 1010101010: don't do that.
     

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