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Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Discussion in 'Original Unreal Tournament' started by evilgrins, Jul 21, 2012.

  1. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Rule #8: Do not flirt with the Skaarj. It never ends well, especially as technically they don't have a gender.
     
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    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Rule #42: When in doubt, blame the nearest Nali.
     
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    Blade_hunter Unreal tournament mod dude

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    Rule#666, use pushing weapons against everyone (shock beams, explosives, impact hammer) nothing is better than pissing other players off by making them getting negative killcounts :p
     
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    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Rule #88: If no one saw you knock another player into a lake of acid or lava, you didn't do it.
     
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    Rule #99: Facing Worlds WILL be overplayed whether you like it or not.
     
  6. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Rule #420: Don't be smoking in the corner while your team is getting killed by some nearly unstoppable monster.
     
  7. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    If the moderator didn't see it, you didn't do it.
     
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    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Oh he saw it allright. And he'll give you that flogging with that greased up warcow you've so richly deserved for so many ages...
     
  9. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Dreams do come true!
     
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    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    If someone on your team is being a complete douche, it's perfectly all right to knock them into a lake of lava with the shock rifle.
     
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    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Rule #666: Do not set your own teammates on fire unless you're positive the admin is taking a potty break.
     
  12. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Rule something: Stop defecating in fetid sewers. Isn't the smell bad enough as it is.
     
  13. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Rule 773: Do not play UT on a monitor that's smell-o-vision capable.
    If you can smell in the game then you're a wee bit more obsessed with UT than I.
     
  14. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Well I used to be.. a long long time ago. And that wasn't a good thing.
    But suppose you'd ever play UT in 4D....would you want to step inside fetid sewers?
     
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    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Rule Alpha & Omega: There is no Xan... there is only Zuul!
     
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    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Rule billion: If you plan on taking selfies in the midst of a fight, don't be suprised that other people will sneak up from behind...and join you, make funny faces, thrust dat booty and be shakin' that moneymaker all over the place.
    It's not easy making a good selfie in the LIandri arena. How to? Well, make sure you become tournament champion. Then you hire the arena all to yourself and make the ultimate selfies which will receive 1000 likes on Liandribook.

    It's not that hard.
     
  17. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    NeoNite, you must be fun to hang out with online.
     
  18. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    I'm the worlds greatest

    Btw: summon engine.camera
    Then you can mess around. Or .. what was it.. summon upak.upakcamera iirc. I think that one was better.
    Get matrixmoves and now you'll be able to make cool pics of yourself running around the arena eternal. ehmm....
     
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    Rule #990: Never shoot a dinosaur in the nuts, no matter how safely far away you think you are from it...
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    ...they're much faster and determinedly cleverer when you shoot them in the balls.
     
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    Rule #478: KILL ALL THE BIRDS!
     

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