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Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Discussion in 'Original Unreal Tournament' started by evilgrins, Jul 21, 2012.

  1. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Anyone that's played online has probably thought there should be some general rules for how all players should handle themselves when interacting with others. In more frustrating times, everybody's probably thought of rules that were completely innappropriate but seemed to fit your more stressed mindset.

    This is the place for those rules. Please share your most ridiculous thoughts of how online play should go, number them however you like.
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    Rule #1: Do not shoot people on your own team unless they annoy you.
     
  2. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    Rule #2: IT'S NOT CALLED UT99!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111oneone

    rage! :mad:
     
  3. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Oh?

    The original Unreal Tournament, released in 1999, is most often referred to as ut99 in most forums online. That's why there's forums like http://www.ut99.org/ and other assorted variations specific to the original UT.

    Rule #7: On most servers it's impossible to kill other players with your weapons, but you can still knock them into a pool of lava or shove them off a cliff.
     
  4. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    I was just kidding ;)
     
  5. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Arg!

    Rule #42: I keel u! :eek::(;)
     
  6. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    Rule 3: Do not insert deemer missiles into the rectal cavities of friendly warcows, no matter how much they piss you off. They will remember and molest you likewise in great numbers, with bigger missiles.

    Rule 0: Don't mention the war.
     
  7. Exus Tecius

    Exus Tecius like diamonds in the sky

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    catch the flag on ctf and run&hide with it...
     
  8. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    FEAR THE AWESOME POWER OF MY REDEEMER COW!

    Oh sure, steal all my fun.
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    Rule #11: Sometimes it's too hard to resist making hamburger jokes when someone playing as a warcow dies.
     
  9. papercoffee

    papercoffee coffee addicted !!!

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    Rule #547: Don't make silly topics all over the internet ...internet is serious business.
     
  10. Arnox

    Arnox UT99/2004 Mod Crazy

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    The REAL Rule #1: Don't get shot.
     
  11. Firefly

    Firefly United Kingdom is not a country.

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    All other rules: it's now known as UT99
     
  12. leilei

    leilei ANIME ELF'S !!

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    Rule #86: If phantom.umx plays (DM-Barricade) you MUST pelvic thrust in sync to every electric snare that start after 0:43 in the song
     
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  13. Arnox

    Arnox UT99/2004 Mod Crazy

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    :tup:
     
  14. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Egads, he's stalking me!

    Rule #007: *insert diabolically evil rule here*
     
  15. Arnox

    Arnox UT99/2004 Mod Crazy

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    Rule #007: Is to take it shaken, not stirred.
     
  16. papercoffee

    papercoffee coffee addicted !!!

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    Really a good one... :lol:
     
  17. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Well played, Mr. Bond.
     
  18. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Rule #65: Do not sneak up behind Skaarj and see if you can poke them without them noticing. It will not go well for you.
     
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  19. Delacroix

    Delacroix Successor of Almarion

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    Actually I DID that once on a server. Master_Unreal MAY have a screenshot of it even :eek:
     
  20. SkaarjMaster

    SkaarjMaster enemy of time

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    Rule #4: No camping;)
     

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