Request to open CTF-Dagnys-Tubes-Of-Spam for comment

[OO7MIKE]

LOL guys

The map looks like crap. It might have some redeeming gameplay qualities...but it does look like crap.
I hope by now he migh have caught on not to say things about his own map that are not true. "high quality"
Give me a break.

 

[Zlal]

Well in reply to your questions Prophet, #1 yes I did do a map which you gave a low score, but that was'nt the problem it deserved a low score, what it did'nt deserver was your gay style of humor, " This map scares teh Prophet." #2 if you consider Codex a 10 then as I have commented on your map Imago it is a 7 IMO really not a bad map at all, but If you think Codex is a 5, well then I would have to revise the rating on Imago and call it a 3. As far as not all the original maps being 10's that is BS, even if you dont like Fetid it was still considered a good enough map to be included in the game with all the others, Take some advice from your own Hourence dude and dont try to act as if you know more than the game makers themselves.

PS, the Merlin which I take my nick from is much more than a Wizard, he is a Prince of Amber and a Lord of Chaos. Read the Amber Chronicles by Roger Zelazny you may enjoy them.

You are the most arrogant ****-stuck-in-eyes poster I've ever had the displeasure of viewing posts of.

Codex is not a 10. We have said that already. Really, we have. Seriously. Yes. Prehaps if I repete myself, i won#'t have to post three ****ing times.

So, Tubes of **** is a 4, yet imago is a three?
How?
The gameplay is about the same, if you look at it without saying "OMFG I LOVE THEM SPAM MAPS!"
Imago looks better than tos too.
The difference is like looking at your granmother and then looking at -insert female goddes-

None of the original maps are 10. That is utter BS. Yes, BS yourself too. In no way are they 100% perfect. I mean, ffs, play morbias. ****. Ghey, simple, stupid gameplay, and it's looks might as well be TOS style. Look at... all the maps. I could find a error or a gameplay problem in nearly all.
I could ask hour or another one of the mappers at Nalicity who can get jobs as level developers, and probably know CliffyB, if they think that the original maps are 10s.

No. They are 5's, on average. And read that word this time, please. Prehaps wipe the crap from your face first :/

Btw, There are people out there are map better than the pros. Thats why the oringinals are worth 5's - because better maps have been made.


Also, there are people who know the game better than the makers. It is possible. I mean, game developers are onlu human, after all.
And you can argue all you want - I shall give proof if needed. I can link to maps and mods that outshine the original game.

FFS, READ IT, DON'T MAKE ME REPETE MYSELF.

 

[Zlal]

Oh, and just in case you didn't read much of that, Hourences IS a pro mapper.

 

[darth_weasel]

http://home.comcast.net/~oo7mike/Mod/TehUgly.jpg

that "pretty" shot isnt very pretty though :/ still a hell of an improvement over tubes of spam

 

[OO7MIKE]

LOL
That was the point. Slightly more complex geometry in an unfinished map.
186 poly count for that shot.

I think the point that is being missed here is that Taggart tried to oversell his map. It obviously doesn't stand to much of his claims. Using extreme words to describe his map is an overkill. It will definately get you some attention.........but you already know that. Enjoy it.

 

[Zarkazm]

To me a 0 map = Noob mapper

a 10 map = as good or better than the original maps

On NC, 0 means "total crap, doesn't deserve being called a map" and 10 means "perfect, everyone loves it."
That is why reviewers can't give a 10. The 10 is so special that it's practically impossible to score. It's an ideal.

what it did'nt deserver was your gay style of humor, " This map scares teh Prophet."

Haha. I visit NC because it amuses me, and this gay humour is one of the reasons.

As far as not all the original maps being 10's that is BS

No it isn't, you gross assumption that the makers consider all stock maps perfect is.


[/QUOTE]PS, the Merlin which I take my nick from is much more than a Wizard, he is a Prince of Amber and a Lord of Chaos. Read the Amber Chronicles by Roger Zelazny you may enjoy them. [/QUOTE]
So basically you are telling us that you are in fact even more arrogant than "Teh Prophet" as you obviously care very much that even we aknowledge the true greatness behind your nickname. Not just some stupid wizard, nooo, the Prince of Amber (weeee!!) and Lord of Chaos (!!!).

 

[Nebel]

High quality.

 

[Balton]

As far as not all the original maps being 10's that is BS, even if you dont like Fetid it was still considered a good enough map to be included in the game with all the others, Take some advice from your own Hourence dude and dont try to act as if you know more than the game makers themselves.

PS, the Merlin which I take my nick from is much more than a Wizard, he is a Prince of Amber and a Lord of Chaos. Read the Amber Chronicles by Roger Zelazny you may enjoy them.

lol,
fetid, pyramid and a bunch of other awesomely bad maps were only included because there was still some space on the ut cd left.

about your nick: people like you mke my live tougher than it should be. if I ever become dictator I am gonna ban all disney movies including some magician "merlin". why not call yourself Houdini at least?
the chances of tumbleweed like sakhanov to assume that I am account fakeing here is also pretty high so please give your self another nick like ****tymaps.inc or so.

 

[Mxtrmntr]

if I ever become dictator I am gonna ban all disney movies including some magician "merlin".

Boo! Die Hexe und der Zauberer owned!

(Well, ahem, kinda, or so. Anyway, of course, it's not like Disney invented the guy )

 

[Balton]

Boo! Die Hexe und der Zauberer owned!

(Well, ahem, kinda, or so. Anyway, of course, it's not like Disney invented the guy )

but disney monopolized and commercialized him!

 

[|ChAoS|Merlin]

"On NC, 0 means "total crap, doesn't deserve being called a map" and 10 means "perfect, everyone loves it."

Well the second most played map on the net is still Morbias I belive but I guess people dont love the the map as you call it a 2.

Haha. I visit NC because it amuses me, and this gay humour is one of the reasons.

Yes and in many of the user comments you will find alot of humor, but a reviewer should stay objective in his review of a map IMO.

Codex is not a 10. We have said that already. Really, we have. Seriously.

"We are not better than tho art" LOL.

PS, the Merlin which I take my nick from is much more than a Wizard, he is a Prince of Amber and a Lord of Chaos. Read the Amber Chronicles by Roger Zelazny you may enjoy them.So basically you are telling us that you are in fact even more arrogant than "Teh Prophet" as you obviously care very much that even we aknowledge the true greatness behind your nickname. Not just some stupid wizard, nooo, the Prince of Amber (weeee!!) and Lord of Chaos (!!!).

For all you knew, Merlin was my real name but you assumed that I was claiming to be the famous wizard Merlin, so I felt the need to correct you, OMG we were actually wrong about something imagine that.

Btw, There are people out there are map better than the pros. Thats why the oringinals are worth 5's - because better maps have been made.

Ok God has spoken, he just does'nt know how to use the English language properly. LOL

about your nick: people like you mke my live tougher than it should be. if I ever become dictator I am gonna ban all disney movies including some magician "merlin". why not call yourself Houdini at least?
the chances of tumbleweed like sakhanov to assume that I am account fakeing here is also pretty high so please give your self another nick like ****tymaps.inc or so.

Did any of you finish High school, no wait your all 12. Learn how to spell and speak properly.

PS, Where are all these better maps and why are the originals still being played to hell and gone, Why I will tell you, because a fancied up Deck 16 is still Deck 16, and so on. Get a clue that the game is what makes UT great not the looks of a map. The standard for UT maps should not be raised just because UT2k3 is out, many people still have older slower Pc's and most of your 8-9-10 maps would'nt even run on them. Leave the Pretty maps to 2k3, and make the ones that are fun to play for UT.

Oh and Balton, "Kiss my Grits"

 

[Mister_Prophet]

Well the second most played map on the net is still Morbias I belive but I guess people dont love the the map as you call it a 2.

I don't care what people play the most, most people are stupid. That is why there are 100 servers running CTF-AndAction and less than that running a good map like DM-Amon or so. The reason the major stock maps still get server time is because stock maps are what ships with the game. Everyone has them already and they are the most likely played due to the availablity and the fact that they run even on the lower spec systems. That isn't a quality selection, that is lack of options.

Yes and in many of the user comments you will find alot of humor, but a reviewer should stay objective in his review of a map IMO.

If you are basing your opinion of me based on two reviews (two maps that obviously sucked) then you are a complete tool. I am an objective reviewer, when being objective means something. I was objective in my review of Dagny's map.

"We are not better than tho art" LOL.

Yes. lol indeed. You really need to get off your ghey fagtard server and spend some real time with the real community.

Ok God has spoken, he just does'nt know how to use the English language properly. LOL

Once again you make yourself to seem more of a predictable ass-clown. Balton, and a number of the people here who you claim to have better English skills than, aren't of native English-speaking decent. Oh, that just made you seem like a dipshiit didn't it!? When someone is losing an arguement online, as you clearly are, they stop debating the topic at hand and just resort to pointing out grammar flops. Congradulations Merlin, you have just jumped the shark.

Did any of you finish High school, no wait your all 12. Learn how to spell and speak properly.

Welcome to the internet little boy, a "world-wide" web.

PS, Where are all these better maps and why are the originals still being played to hell and gone, Why I will tell you

No need, we already told you why.

Get a clue that the game is what makes UT great not the looks of a map.

Sure, like I'm going to listen to the author of DM-1on1-Turbine. You should be ashamed of yourself...claiming to cherish this game so much and then inflicting the world with that map. Ouch baby, very ouch.

The standard for UT maps should not be raised just because UT2k3 is out

*Sigh* They aren't raised because 2k3 is out, farkwad. 2k3 maps are handled differently because they are from a different game. The bar has been raised for UT the same way it has been raised for the last 2-3 years. Your still living in 1999. Welcome to the 21rst century of UT gaming.

many people still have older slower Pc's and most of your 8-9-10 maps would'nt even run on them.

Yeah we know, we tell them that, that is why playability is a factor in our reviews. And it isn't our fault some people don't upgrade their computers. Gaming doesn't wait because a few ass-holes can't afford to get a newer PC.

Leave the Pretty maps to 2k3, and make the ones that are fun to play for UT.

Until you either make a map worthy of our time or get a clue about how this game was meant to be played, you don't get to give any advice.

 

[Mister_Prophet]

Ohhhh, looking through my review list I see that this merlin guy is infact Ghostwheel, the author of the map that I said "Scares the Prophet". That map is DM-1on1-Turbine.

 

[Hourences]

-we rate quality not popularity
-pls show me some stats where it shows morbias is the second most played map, i would at least expect sh1t deck16
-we are all around 20
-you dont even know a second language prolly, so whats the prob if we make some typpos and stuff at times ? at least better as nothing, hint
-my counsillors and advisers say to me that markusvv misunderstood me, so what exactly did you mean ?
-this game and engine is 5-6 years old, means 98 % of the people can run ANY map ny now, no one has a 5 year old pc anymore

 

[Hourences]

oh and the best thing, i find it amusing that some of your arguments seem to start changing, weakening, or getting weirder, whats the mather ?

 

[|ChAoS|Merlin]

Well the dude said a 10 map was one people loved, so I guess Deck 16 is a 10 even tho it is full of problems and far from perfect, and BTW I did not do Frogtownstump, the map you slammed of mine was 1v1 Turbine, if you want to see one of my better attemps ( keep in mind I still only know about 1/2 of what you can do with Ued. Altho that wont matter to you I'm sure.) Checkout DM-Duel Drive, or DM-Reconship-XL7 both about 6's IMO, maybe 1.5's or even a whooping 2 for you guys.

 

[Mister_Prophet]

Well the dude said a 10 map was one people loved, so I guess Deck 16 is a 10 even tho it is full of problems and far from perfect

Stop twisting crap around and pay attention. He was referring to the NC rating of a 10, which pertains to the myth of the perfect map. Every map has flaws and it would be arrogant to presume a certain map be a 10, that is why us reviewers are given a tally from 0-9.

And no, I won't look at your other maps. You are too much of a bitch for me to waste any more time reviewing your stuff. Maybe you can have someone else review it, and when they tell you the same stuff I told you, maybe then you'll realize that it isn't just me.

 

[Zlal]

Well the second most played map on the net is still Morbias I belive but I guess people dont love the the map as you call it a 2.

The second most played map is Morbias? I doubt that. Codex, phobos and deck are all played a lot - I would have though morbias was below them three.

Yes and in many of the user comments you will find alot of humor, but a reviewer should stay objective in his review of a map IMO.

It's hard to when you get faced with a bad map

For all you knew, Merlin was my real name but you assumed that I was claiming to be the famous wizard Merlin, so I felt the need to correct you, OMG we were actually wrong about something imagine that.

That isn't different from someone calling themselves the prophet and then being acused of being arrogant because of the name.



Ok God has spoken, he just does'nt know how to use the English language properly. LOL

Might want to check your own grammar first.... "does'nt" = wrong. "Doesn't" = right

Oh, and "OFMEERMERM!!!!! TTYPOO!!!! HE IS JUST TAH EHH!!!! FFGaG!"

TBH, that is one of the most idiot arguements ever. I am typing these fast, so I am bound to make a mistake or two. Making a huge deal out of it is something someone with a real "gay sense of humour" would do.


Did any of you finish High school, no wait your all 12. Learn how to spell and speak properly.

He is german.
Btw, it's you're, not your. Also, to be blunt, your use of words is pretty poor.

PS, Where are all these better maps and why are the originals still being played to hell and gone, Why I will tell you, because a fancied up Deck 16 is still Deck 16, and so on. Get a clue that the game is what makes UT great not the looks of a map. The standard for UT maps should not be raised just because UT2k3 is out, many people still have older slower Pc's and most of your 8-9-10 maps would'nt even run on them. Leave the Pretty maps to 2k3, and make the ones that are fun to play for UT.

Want to know why? Because 90% of online players are not part of the community. The 10% that are play the maps, or at least look out for them.
The standard isn't raised because ut2003 is out.
Most people have good PCs now.
Ut2003 maps look crap, even with the added polys.
And why can't UT maps look good? Talk about rasing the standards because of ut2003, i think you are doing that yourself.
UT maps can look excellant - so why shouldn't they? UT2003 maps can play well - so why should they? There is no difference.

 

[Bot_40]

|Fag|Merlin...The Sims is the best selling game series of all time.
hmm, I guess that makes it a perfect 10/10 for you then. Have fun and enjoy

 

[Twrecks]

Checkout DM-Duel Drive, or DM-Reconship-XL7 both about 6's IMO, maybe 1.5's or even a whooping 2 for you guys.

I've looked at Duel drive and have a partial review on my HD. prolly 3~4 range max. But WTF would I know