Peace be God, and with you forever, always…within your heart and soul. For Mr. Frodo will spake, or spike, or spoke, hell, I don’t know…anyway, whatever he does, I’m thinkin’ he should take a bath; averted from that Sam guy. I mean, really. What? Do they have some ghey thing going on or what? “Oh, Mr. Frodo! I will always be there for you.” “You are Sam Wise the Brave. The books of babble will spake of you, Sam.” Give me a break. I live in a world of Mr. Coffee. You ever see one of those coffee filters light up with ancient text illuminated by bad tempering from the bowels of Mordo? I don’t think sooooo.