Religious/Evolutionary Debate Thread

[Stilgar]

Best_logic_evarrrr!

 

[Nachimir]

They get reincarnated as a human The wrost possible punishment.

So if they're bad people... they get reincarnated as harem girls and gigolos?

 

[Balton]

Just saw on TV that little girl whom legs have a are birth defect to ware they grown togethor.They are going to try and separate them,they call it a mermaid effect or defect.

BUT my point is,is lets say they found a fossil of that girl a million years from now,like holy crap we came from fishies !!

So there you go,eveolution is a figment of your imaginations.

And on the flipside,if we were eveolving to such a degree to have came from nothing-matter,then would you say her birth defect was a old gene someware.I mean really,thats how stupid evolution from apes are,totaly unwarrented,illogical,manmade idea.
And if so ware is the bible or a book or anything documented from history to show your right,thats cause there aint one.

Just when you think that red fist has hit the bottom he starts reenacting "the core" again!

 

[tool]

Just saw on TV that little girl whom legs have a are birth defect to ware they grown togethor.They are going to try and separate them,they call it a mermaid effect or defect.

BUT my point is,is lets say they found a fossil of that girl a million years from now,like holy crap we came from fishies !!

So there you go,eveolution is a figment of your imaginations.

And on the flipside,if we were eveolving to such a degree to have came from nothing-matter,then would you say her birth defect was a old gene someware.I mean really,thats how stupid evolution from apes are,totaly unwarrented,illogical,manmade idea.
And if so ware is the bible or a book or anything documented from history to show your right,thats cause there aint one.

whoa this just made a helpless kitten blow up into flames from the stupidity.

 

[Ice]

Just saw on TV that little girl whom legs have a are birth defect to ware they grown togethor.They are going to try and separate them,they call it a mermaid effect or defect.

BUT my point is,is lets say they found a fossil of that girl a million years from now,like holy crap we came from fishies !!

So there you go,eveolution is a figment of your imaginations.

And on the flipside,if we were eveolving to such a degree to have came from nothing-matter,then would you say her birth defect was a old gene someware.I mean really,thats how stupid evolution from apes are,totaly unwarrented,illogical,manmade idea.
And if so ware is the bible or a book or anything documented from history to show your right,thats cause there aint one.

I am now even more stupid after reading this. gg sir :salute:

 

[ReD_Fist]

I am now even more stupid after reading this. gg sir :salute:

Well the ape people who don't believe in God,are as you say.

 

[Ice]

Well the ape people who don't believe in God,are as you say.

I'm going to smile, nod, and act like that was understandable. From what I hear, animals of lower intelligence attack when frustrated, so I'm not taking any chances.

 

[Stilgar]

So if they're bad people... they get reincarnated as harem girls and gigolos?

Being masochists, I guess they come back as someone extremely mundane

 

[Stilgar]

I'm going to smile, nod, and act like that was understandable. From what I hear, animals of lower intelligence attack when frustrated, so I'm not taking any chances.

Remember not to make eye contact or bare your teeth.

 

[Nachimir]

I'm going to smile, nod, and act like that was understandable. From what I hear, animals of lower intelligence attack when frustrated, so I'm not taking any chances.

Be careful. I think it might have a blunderbuss.

 

[Nachimir]

BTW, I asked the question about masochists because some people have been following this thread for 1600+ posts, and I wondered how it would all end up.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

 

[Stilgar]

BTW, I asked the question about masochists because some people have been following this thread for 1600+ posts, and I wondered how it would all end up.

Qualthwar believes in aliens.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Qualthwar believes in aliens.

and antelope.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

and Rosie O'Donnell

 

[ReD_Fist]

I'm going to smile, nod, and act like that was understandable. From what I hear, animals of lower intelligence attack when frustrated, so I'm not taking any chances.

Well if you can't figure it out,don't know what to tell ya.

brighten up ...

 

[Nachimir]

Well if you can't figure it out,don't know what to tell ya.

If only coherency were as big a target as the side of a barn, so to speak.

 

[GMotha]

And if so ware is the bible or a book or anything documented from history to show your right,thats cause there aint one.

So everything written in history is the truth?
So if they dig up an issue of harry potter over a few hundred years, that book would give them the only true and correct image of how we lived now.
And the runes describing the norse gods and their demands would be accurate too.

Oh yeah, so if a fish would evolve into a human (you seem to think it happened in a few seconds. *poof* fish becomes man!) he'd write it down first for the generations to come.

Dear dairy, I'm evolving to a human today. I'm quite anxious about it, really.

Or let's translate that sentence of you another way: "If it isn't in the bible it isn't true.". The bible doesn't mention Napoleon, so according to you he didn't excist.

The bible is the only truth? Written by the apostles and dictated by God? That'd be incorrect, most of the bible was written during the medieval ages and we know of the corruption of the church during that age.

It's also very likely that christianity won't excist anymore in a far future. It happened to the ancient egypt/roman/greek multi-God religion, and the world didn't suffer the wrath or Zeus.

About creationism again:
-God created men, so the first of them all (Adam and Eve) would have been Jewish allready at that point. So how is it possible that there have been religions older than the Jewish religion? (again: ancient egypt religion) Or even better, why aren't we all jewish/christian/moslim (for those of you that don't know, the koran is the third testament. Read it and notice the similarities).
-How is it possible that there are species much older (most of them extinct) than the human race?
-How would you explain the striking similarities that our race has with primates and the difference with jellyfish? This clearly points to a connection between men and apes.

 

[bobtheking]

-How would you explain the striking similarities that our race has with primates and the difference with jellyfish? This clearly points to a connection between men and apes.

it was a completely idiotic statement in the first place, the girl with fused legs would not have left any different of a skeleton (ie fossil) than a normal human.

 

[Cat Fuzz]