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Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by Morety, Apr 25, 2000.

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  1. Sam_The_Man

    Sam_The_Man I am the Hugh Grant of Thatcherism

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    Hmm... my sig is looking increasingly relevant. If it existed.

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    If anyone discovers what the Universe is for, and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable.
     
  2. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Loibisch. That link didn't work for you because it does not yet exist. Once we get to the fourth page of this thread...if we do... the link will exist. Hence, Time Machine.

    Very cool Boom. Also, lol @ the :30 second warm-up. Your navel is the centre of my universe. I do not exist when you do not see me. :)

    Sam, your sig is very pertinent. It seems that this thread has done what it implies. Once we think we've found the answer, more questions have arisen. Very human nature-ish.

    The existence of the Universe:

    The sun is the nucleus of an atom. The planets are but the protons floating around the nucleus. The galaxy is a molecule. The universe is a cell. Human life is but a cancer waiting to spread. Now that I've solved that question: NEXT!

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  3. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    Well, 42 was the answer, and we never got a satisfactory question. Because it was really the question, with the answer (42) that would explain the universe. And I'm grateful that we never did get the explaination or the universe would have ceased to exist (see Sam's sig).

    And of course the link didn't work for you Loibisch. You are stuck in the third dimension. If you can click it from the fourth dimension, as Morety clearly understands ;) you would be able to display the fourth page (or destroy the universe).

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    For now, please just all continue to orbit my navel.....

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  4. Loibisch

    Loibisch The Odd Member

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    Uhm...is that your navel?

    Loibisch

    I hope not... :)
     
  5. Loibisch

    Loibisch The Odd Member

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    *bump*

    Loibisch

    I never thought this would be needed in this thread...
     
  6. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    Great, now my bellybutton has ceased to exist. I guess it has something to do with being discussed in this forum.

    Could we discuss my boss now?

    Anything else you guys would like to see disappear?

    Maybe if we sacrifice enough things to the power of this thread, it will return my bellybutton.

    I sacrifice; mondays, taxes, and all the stuff thats gone bad in my fridge.
     
  7. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Posing again. Danged computer upgrade nightmares...

    Boom, your navel gazing makes you self centred.

    The 3rd page on the 2 dimensional posting which is not about a 3rd dimensional game is getting pretty long. Will this actually be the post which links the past to the future? I'm too curious...

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  8. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Dang.

    That

    didn't

    do

    it.

    Must

    link

    past

    present

    future.

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  9. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Nope. That didn't do it either.

    The time machine is not yet ready for operation.

    Maybe on my next post.

    Maybe on this post.

    Not on the previous post.

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  10. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    What I'd like to see if we get to page 4 of this thread:

    I'd like to see Boom make a time machine to link page 4 to the time machine link on page 3.

    I'm curious to see if you go from the page3 link, to the page4 link, if I can get caught in a space-time continuum. It'd be like a vortex. (Vortex and Wacky are from Scotland btw.)

    It's spelled Haggis, not Haggus.

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  11. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Page 3 is a link to the future (page 4). This will take you past some posts, including this one if it doesn't make the fourth page, directly to page 4.

    You should then use the page 4 link to take you back to page 3 so you don't miss any important posts.

    Now that you're back on page 3, you should use the time machine link to page 4 just to ensure it is still operational.

    To properly read this thread, the above will continue infinitely.

    Therefore, if you are properly reading this thread, you will not see this post once a page four has come up.

    It exists now, but will disappear once page four has started.

    This post assumes Boom, the PuFilosopher, will do another time machine bringing it to the present, which will then be the past, linking page four to page three.

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  12. Boom

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    I have become too self absorbed, literally. I was pondering my navel again and I accidentally fell in.

    GET ME OUT OF HERE!

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    ShBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadadada, ShBoom, ShaBoom.....
     
  13. Loibisch

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    /me takes that funny device from The Matrix (you know what I mean :)) and points it at Boom's navel

    "Hold still..."

    Loibisch

    I got it...SPLAT!
     
  14. Sam_The_Man

    Sam_The_Man I am the Hugh Grant of Thatcherism

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    Loibisch, your monitor is a 3D object.

    Has anyone played Final Fantasy VIII? If you don't want the plot spoiled, don't scroll down...


    Anyway, this Sorcress is trying to compress time. Maybve someone lost the game, and the consequences reached the physical world.

    But maybe the physical world doesn't exist, and we are simply a Tamagotchi clone played by the characters in Final Fantasy.

    Or this world came into existence as a result of Ultimecia's time compression..

    Or the Tamagotchi Universe came into being from the... (falls into wormhole caused by his silly theories and is fired out... somewhere else.)

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    Sam_The_Man I am the Hugh Grant of Thatcherism

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    Stupid forum... didn't show all the spaces

    Anyway, sorry if I spoiled the FF8 plot for you :(

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  16. Morety

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    Let us add the people who are (attempting to) upgrading my computer. I hope this post is on page 3 and not page 4 so that they too, will cease to exist.

    I might actually get it back today.

    Man not playing UT sux.

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    Of course the above had to be page 4. :(

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  18. Loibisch

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    LOL @ Morety :)
    you can delete one of your posts (an unimportant one please ;)) to let your first post on page 4 leave to page 3... :)

    And Sam:
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>My monitor display is only 2D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    I don't know if I made it clear (English isn't my first language so I might have missed something ;)), but I actually meant that my Monitor displays images in 2D only, the display itself is a plane (not a flying one ;)), the 3D part is a Braun'sche Röhre (German word for it...), the idea that your monitor display things in 3D is only an illusion, I'm sorry I have to disappoint you :( ;).

    Loibisch

    Now we're on page 4...where's he link to page 42?

    [This message has been edited by Loibisch (edited 05-11-2000).]
     
  19. Loibisch

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    Hmm, that still doesn't make it clear...forget about it :)

    Loibisch

    We have no link to page 3 from page 4, yet (this could get confusing at a time, you know ;))
    So here it is:
    To Page 3 of this thread
    Sorry Morety, but I don't want to be held responsible for Boom's lost navel ;)
     
  20. Boom

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    Ahhhh, I am caught in a time loop!!!!

    Im bouncing between page 3 and 4 and my navel is nowhere to be found!

    Shoot, I really could use a time machine. It appears some of these bills were due last week. Hey, if I add the bills to this thread they may cease to exist! Then again, if I don't pay these bills, my electricity, water, etc may cease to exist. Sigh. I need a sugar momma to pay my bills and take care of me.

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    ShBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadadada, ShBoom, ShaBoom.....
     
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