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Vortex · Apr 28, 2000

Windows is shutting down.

It is now safe to switch off your computer.

"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when
a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."

Morety · Apr 28, 2000

Well, it seems this thread has driven Wacky wacky.

So if it drives Wacky wacky, would it make him sane? Hypothetically speaking of course, as this thread doesn't exist. I don't expect any responses from any of you typed voices.

Freaking out on electric meat.

Loibisch · Apr 28, 2000

There's still the question whether driving Wacky wacky would make him sane. You see, he could even become..uhm...more wacky (or Wacky, depends on how you look at it). If it drived him more wacky (Wacky, wackyWacky, or whatever you like, or dislike, or want...uhm...never mind...) this thread would have nothing to do with this on topic off topic thread (which in fact is already the case and would still be the case if driving Wacky wacky (Wacky, wackyWacky, or whatever you like, or dislike, or want...uhm...never mind again...) would drive him sane, not more wacky (...you know already)). You ask whether driving Wacky wacky (or wacky Wacky) belongs to this thread or not? No idea. I would say no, since wacky is really off topic here but this thread is on topic (yeah, I know: in the off topic forum).

Loibisch

I have headache...

Morety · Apr 28, 2000

It works like a double negative. If he's not unwacky, he's wacky.

So if he's wacky to a wacky, he must be sane.

Boom, you're the PuF philosopher. Am I not correct?

If this thread existed, is it on or off topic. Since it can't be both, it's neither. Driving Wacky sane both does and doesn't belong here. Since it can't be both, it's neither. So please ignore all the previous posts.

Freaking out on electric meat.

Loibisch · Apr 28, 2000

Maybe it works like a double negative, maybe it doesn't (he could still get more wacky (Wacky...

)).
But maybe you're right and he doesn't even exist, like I do (and Santa Claus...found that out yesterday...)

Loibisch

You forgot to mention not to read the following posts because they don't exist (or at least are believed to...).

[BuF]Wacky · Apr 28, 2000

Suddenly, it's all so clear. No wait... could you guys go over that again???

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Loibisch · Apr 28, 2000

You should know it better Wacky

Loibisch

WackyWackyWackyWackyWackyWackyWackyWackyWackyWackyWackyWackyWackyWackyWackyWackyWackyWacky (sorry :))

Morety · Apr 28, 2000

Hahahahahahaha.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic.
But so am I.

Freaking out on electric meat.

Morety · Apr 28, 2000

Oh and I forgot to mention not to read the previous posts, which were the following posts to my previous post. Also, do not read any following posts, which are also posts following my previous post.

Thx for pointing that out to me Loibisch.

Freaking out on electric meat.

Boom · Apr 29, 2000

Damn, I wish those smileys existed, they are cool!

Why did you have to waste them by putting them in this nonexistant thread?

As far as Wacky's Wackiness is concerned, I think he is now Wacky to the second power, or Wacky squared. In other words, I think (I think, therefore I UT), ummmm, I think that if this thread existed it would make Wacky exponentially Wacky, as opposed to negating his Wackiness (or Wackosity).

My favorite philosophers are Zen Teachers. You ask them what the meaning of life is, and they wack you with a stick, or give you some unsolvable riddle to ponder. Cracks me up.

ShBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadada, ShBoom, ShaBoom........

Loibisch · Apr 29, 2000

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>As far as Wacky's Wackiness is concerned, I think he is now Wacky to the second power, or Wacky squared. In other words, I think (I think, therefore I UT), ummmm, I think that if this thread existed it would make Wacky exponentially Wacky, as opposed to negating his Wackiness (or Wackosity).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Like I said

Driving Wacky wacky (wacky Wacky...you know) would dirve him more wacky (Wacky...). Like you mentioned: Wacky²

I'm sorry you can't read this post. Due to Morety's statement:
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Oh and I forgot to mention not to read the previous posts, which were the following posts to my previous post. Also, do not read any following posts, which are also posts following my previous post.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>. Which is exactly right!

Loibisch

BTW Boom: Why do you like those smileys you can't even see?
You should like this one better:
Or this one:
Or maybe this one:
(no smileys intended)
I can't even see them, hell why am I able to post here?

Morety · Apr 29, 2000

Well, a wacky Wacky is not a sane wacky, it is a Wacky squared, ergo SuperWacky. I've been outnumbered.

What is the actual term for someone who's wacky to a wacky person?

Zen: If a man speaks in a forest, and there's no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

At least I don't have to admit I was wrong about Wacky. I'm now glad this thread isn't here.

Freaking out on electric meat.

Loibisch · Apr 29, 2000

Maybe the term for a Wacky² is (due to his extreme instability (you can't read the thread, so Wacky probably doesn't even exist...)) simply whacked.

Loibisch

Please ignore what I've just said, you know...

Boom · Apr 29, 2000

ROFLMAO!!

Quote - "Zen: If a man speaks in a forest, and there's no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

Why do guys have nipples?

[BuF]Wacky · Apr 29, 2000

Hehehehe.....hahahaha....BWAHahahaha!!! [very confused now]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Why are there Interstate Freeways in Hawaii???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Neo Skinz · Apr 29, 2000

Someone just frag me before I loose my mind reading this!!!

[PuF]Neo_Skinz
Visit Neo Skinz to see my Winamp and ICQ skins.

"Philosophy is to science as pornography is to sex!"

Morety · Apr 30, 2000

This has turned out to be a wacky thread all right. Here's a recap thus far...

Wacky, however, doesn't think this thread is wacky. Since he's SuperWacky/simply whacked/Wacky squared, he thinks it's all perfectly normal.

Boom, the PuFilosopher, is ignoring it, as it doesn't exist. He is contemplating whether or not his navel is the center of the universe, or a really cool lint collecting device.

WAnk is confused again, and it was only his first post. Perhaps he got lost in ignoring a previous post which was actually a following post, which would make sense.

Vortex was asking for medicine after only 4 posts. He was given only an aspirin. We have not heard from him since. Vortex, you okay out there buddy?

Ruffrider wants us to re-type everything all over again. (Note: Hey Ruff, two words...scroll)

CHRYSt is above all this. He knows exactly what we're all trying to figure out. He graced us with a quick post, and has then gone back to playing with his chimps. He's actually given a clue as to where this thread will end, in Marmoset coffee. (Please note, that this has been the longest thread without mention of any form of monkey until now.)

Zaccix posted something along the lines of "How much wood could a woodchuck..." The answer to his post is...It would be off topic as an on topic topic if an on topic thread existed.

Loibisch, I had to save the best for last. Loibisch is probably the only one who understands each and every post on this thread. Loibisch has actually expanded on it and taken it over. I'm really scared of the mind of Loibisch.

Too bad you're all just figments. You'd probably have been cool people to type to.

Freaking out on electric meat.

Loibisch · Apr 30, 2000

You forgot somebody:

Morety (feat. Taskmaster): He actually started this (non-existent) thread since he was wondering about the statement of Taskmaster:
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>How can you be off topic in an Off-Topic forum? It doesn't compute...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
So special thx to Task for his wacky mind (don't even think of it!)...

You have proven to be an equal enemy...congratulations, I have to admit this is the funniest thread I've read (and posted in) for months...uhm...forget it, I forgot I was neither able to post here nor to read it...so are you

. So I guess I will thank you per e-Mail...I wonder why, at least you haven't posted here anything (so have (or haven't) I).

I also want to thank different people for their really funny ideas:

First of all Taskmaster for his already mentioned idea which actually gave the impulse for this non-existant thread.

Boom for actually two statements:
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>If an ontopic tree falls in an offtopic forest....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I still have no idea about this...but since I don't see any trees here (maybe because this thread doesn't even exist and even if it existed I would be really surprised seeing any trees at the PU-Forums...especially in the on topic section (we're on topic right now, right?) since trees are really not on topic here) I declare this unimportant...(for now)

and:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>My favorite philosophers are Zen Teachers. You ask them what the meaning of life is, and they wack you with a stick, or give you some unsolvable riddle to ponder. Cracks me up.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hmm, are you sure Zen teachers are like that? If yes I have to cancel my order, he's about to arrive next week, dammit

.

Wacky:
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Fatal assertion error->left side of brain->lower cerebral cortex->nerve stem 05163->neuron 6684615.

Reboot.... Yes/No?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thanks! Now I know how your brain looks like, I have the last piece for my Wackystein monster. Probably it won't work, since the only thing I've seen of your brain was neuron 6684615 of the nerve stem 05163 located in the lower cerebral cortex (and exactly that caused an error...damn

. That's not that helpful...the other error isn't of interest here. If I win the Nobel prize award with it I let you know.

Back to Zen teachers (thx to Morety):
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Zen: If a man speaks in a forest, and there's no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Depends on the forest.

I think these are the most funniest quotes of this thread...

You also forgot to mention that Chryst found out that "Off Topic" in itself doesn't exist. That's not exactly right: Off Topic may exist (I don't know where though) but the Off Topic Forum doesn't exist, since everything posted on the Off Topic Forum is On Topic there (you know it's like this post...the whole Off Topic Forum is like this post...).

I have another question (I won't let this topic die!):
This thread doesn't exist, right?
The Off Topic Forum doesn't exist either, right?
So: Why the **** (intentionally censored by myself) do I see new replies to this post everytime I log on. And everytime I browse the Forums I see that this thread has moved up and down a little bit (down isn't the problem you see, up is...a thread only moves up if new posts have been posted on it...). I see the counter rises (it also says we're on page 2 already but I can't believe that), but I shouldn't be able to read these new posts (as you all know: I do! I don't know how I do that for myself, so I'm not going to tell you). So our idea with the non-existenceness must be wrong. We need another idea...

Loibisch

Thx to all, please don't let this topic die...

Morety · Apr 30, 2000

Oops...

NeoSkinz is looking for the easy way out of this thread. Neo, if you really want to be fragged, just post anything onto the "Get yorselves together" thread. Even just to say hello. You'll get fragged in many imaginative ways.

Freaking out on electric meat.

Morety · Apr 30, 2000

Hey Boom:

Guys have nipples so they can draw big eyeballs around them. They can then draw a big pair of red lips around their bellybuttons and run around whistling the Andy Griffith song while bouncing their bellies in and out.

Now that you know, will you change your signature?

Freaking out on electric meat.

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