ode to the banhammeren

[K]

Peavey

 

[Renegade Retard]

*sigh*

Here's my one lame attempt at poetry:

There once was a fellow named Mortey
Who posted on BuF 'til age forty,
His attempt to fart
Created a tart
Which caused Hot Carls to become rather sporty.

 

[Synastren]

Page two is superior to page one.

 

[mokeh]

Here is something I whipped up after talking to god!

 

[Ice]

That's genius, mokeh.

 

[Sir_Brizz]

There was once a felow named Ice.
Who wasn't incredibly nice.
He whined in a thread,
we all thought we were dead,
then he coined us the word banhammeren.

 

[hyrulian]

Am I the only one who really has no idea what is going on here?
Some sort of translation, and maybe a bit of background info on what Ice has to do with all this would maybe make me appreciate this thread's existance just a tad more.

Actually, I have no idea what is going on here either. All I know is that Ari wrote a bunch of posts, a mod locked it, another mod later unlocked it, and now we have lots of posts again, and I still have no idea what is going on. This has got to be the stupidest thread of 2006 so far.

 

[AriTheDog]

Here is something I whipped up after talking to god!

did u ever know that ur my hero

 

[AriTheDog]

Oh moderator, lock this thread!
Lock this thread, now one lies dead
One lies dead, a wasted life
A wasted life, too high a price
Too high a price, to look away
To look away, contain dismay
Contain dismay, I hope; I prey
I hope; I prey, for self control
For self control, to reach my goal
To reach my goal, this thread to lock
This thread to lock, yet bumped to top?
Bumped to top, oh moderator
Oh moderator, save me from myself!

Oh MODERATOR!

 

[mokeh]

You have breathed life I never knew existed into my words, much like the lord creating Eve from my spare rib :')

 

[Evil_Cope]

Actually i assumed that the thread was originally closed because raptor assumed it was actually an attack on Swarthy. I could be wrong. (hence swarthy then opening it again later, you see?)

If i'm not mistaken, don't some of you cats have and use Fruity loops? ^_^
I smell a collaboration coming on...

 

[Ice]

edit: They had your name on them, but they weren't meant as slams. If I did mean them as slams they were pretty weak. I was just trying to be humorous.

I already posted saying I don't mind this thread. Some of the things are funny, some are lame, but it seems a throwback to the older days of BuF. I may have my problems with you and some things you've done but this thread isn't one of them anymore. Again, sorry for the confusion.

 

[sid]

We need NeoNite to make a comic on this or someone else should do it atleast

 

[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

A long unopened doorway,
An almost forgotten key.
A place where few do venture,
So what sparked the memory?

Banhammuren, banhammeren
So swift, so mean.
Banhammuren, banhammeren
This forum you clean.
Banhammuren, banhammeren
Great power you bring.
Banhammuren, banhammeren
Oh hear me sing.

Was it the cry went out for justice,
Was it the cry went out for ice.
Or was it the the dog that stood in the wreckage.
A lyricist and poet of subtle device.

Banhammuren, banhammeren
So swift, so mean.
Banhammuren, banhammeren
This forum you clean.
Banhammuren, banhammeren
Great power you bring.
Banhammuren, banhammeren
Oh hear me sing.

Ode to the banhammern,
A thread from OT that doth glow.
Ode to the banhammern
To the classics, you go.