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ode to the banhammeren

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by AriTheDog, Mar 1, 2006.

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  1. K

    K i bite

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    Peavey:rockon: :notworthy:
     
  2. Renegade Retard

    Renegade Retard Defender of the newbie

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    *sigh*

    Here's my one lame attempt at poetry:

    There once was a fellow named Mortey
    Who posted on BuF 'til age forty,
    His attempt to fart
    Created a tart
    Which caused Hot Carls to become rather sporty.
     
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  3. Synastren

    Synastren Explodious!

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    Page two is superior to page one.
     
  4. mokeh

    mokeh Ride for ruin

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    Here is something I whipped up after talking to god!
     
  5. Ice

    Ice New Member

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    :lol: That's genius, mokeh.
     
  6. Sir_Brizz

    Sir_Brizz Administrator Staff Member

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    There was once a felow named Ice.
    Who wasn't incredibly nice.
    He whined in a thread,
    we all thought we were dead,
    then he coined us the word banhammeren.
     
  7. hyrulian

    hyrulian Rainbow Brite

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    Actually, I have no idea what is going on here either. All I know is that Ari wrote a bunch of posts, a mod locked it, another mod later unlocked it, and now we have lots of posts again, and I still have no idea what is going on. This has got to be the stupidest thread of 2006 so far.
     
  8. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    did u ever know that ur my hero
     
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  9. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    Oh MODERATOR!
     
  10. mokeh

    mokeh Ride for ruin

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    You have breathed life I never knew existed into my words, much like the lord creating Eve from my spare rib :')
     
  11. Evil_Cope

    Evil_Cope For the Win, motherfather!

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    Actually i assumed that the thread was originally closed because raptor assumed it was actually an attack on Swarthy. I could be wrong. (hence swarthy then opening it again later, you see?)

    If i'm not mistaken, don't some of you cats have and use Fruity loops? ^_^
    I smell a collaboration coming on...
     
  12. Ice

    Ice New Member

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    I already posted saying I don't mind this thread. Some of the things are funny, some are lame, but it seems a throwback to the older days of BuF. I may have my problems with you and some things you've done but this thread isn't one of them anymore. Again, sorry for the confusion.
     
  13. sid

    sid I posted in the RO-me thread
    and all I got was
    a pink username!

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    We need NeoNite to make a comic on this or someone else should do it atleast
     
  14. PsychoMoggieBagpuss

    PsychoMoggieBagpuss Gone.

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    A long unopened doorway,
    An almost forgotten key.
    A place where few do venture,
    So what sparked the memory?

    Banhammuren, banhammeren
    So swift, so mean.
    Banhammuren, banhammeren
    This forum you clean.
    Banhammuren, banhammeren
    Great power you bring.
    Banhammuren, banhammeren
    Oh hear me sing.

    Was it the cry went out for justice,
    Was it the cry went out for ice.
    Or was it the the dog that stood in the wreckage.
    A lyricist and poet of subtle device.

    Banhammuren, banhammeren
    So swift, so mean.
    Banhammuren, banhammeren
    This forum you clean.
    Banhammuren, banhammeren
    Great power you bring.
    Banhammuren, banhammeren
    Oh hear me sing.

    Ode to the banhammern,
    A thread from OT that doth glow.
    Ode to the banhammern
    To the classics, you go.
     
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