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ode to the banhammeren

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by AriTheDog, Mar 1, 2006.

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  1. Ice

    Ice New Member

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    First off: This is pretty funny, even if I am the butt of the joke.

    The only problem I see is that I can say one snide thing about a moderator here and I get a warning from a site-wide admin who freely admits that he avoids OT, and then the thread gets locked. While I have no problem getting made fun of, I think this thread (made purely as a personal attack, funny though it may be) is allowed to go on, even after a mod looked at it.

    I do realize that he says that moderators reserve the right to mock stupidity. Yet I think the double standard at this forum might be one of the things that several forum members are pissed about to begin with...

    Just my two cents, but seeing as how a moderator has already felt need to post in here with several crude images already I doubt that this will get a similarily well-reasoned reply. If you really want to talk about this like gentlemen, I'd be willing to take it to PM.
     
  2. Cap'n Beeb

    Cap'n Beeb Banned

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    Aww shizzle dizzle mah shîttles nigga, dis shît bes fo realz nah!
     
  3. BobCobb

    BobCobb Society is a leech on me!

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    Indeed the banhammeren is coming to our make money fast chap.
     
  4. Bean 3:16

    Bean 3:16 New Member

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    I can't quite express how much I enjoyed reading Ari's little ditties earlier today. Glad we'll get to see more :lol:
     
  5. Ice

    Ice New Member

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    I'm actually logging most of this, through screenshots and stuff.
     
  6. Peavey

    Peavey Rattus Norvegicus

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    Banhammeren -- N.; from Norse Mythology: A phallic hammer used by the Norse god Sjwarth Foeskin to strike down the ancient titan of Ice.

    ex.: "The titan of Ice had feared the Banhammeren of Sjwarth Foeskin; alas, that was just him."
     
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  7. Airmoran

    Airmoran Construct

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    The banhammeren ain't so much the problem as is the threadlockerum.
     
  8. das_ben

    das_ben Concerned.

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    Good thing it's open again. One of two good threads in one of the worst BUF OT weeks in history? Perhaps.
     
  9. ZenPirate

    ZenPirate Living Legend (and moderator)

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    I like this thread. It's creative, with just a hint of possible hidden agenda. It's kind of like hot cocoa with a hint of nutmeg on top.
     
  10. Al

    Al Reaper

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    +1 for best thread ever?
     
  11. Synastren

    Synastren Explodious!

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    One of the best posts in this thread. :tup:
     
  12. SlayerDragon

    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    Agreed. Peavey, dude, I was dieing :lol:
     
  13. Peavey

    Peavey Rattus Norvegicus

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    Ice ice baby!
    Ice ice baby!

    All right stop! collaborate and listen!
    Ice is back, and it's Swarthy he's dissin'
    Something grabs a hold of Ice tightly
    Banhammeren attached to Swarthy's penis nightly
    Will it ever stop yo I don't know
    Ban a sucka, and watch it grow
    Banhammeren... yo I can't handle
    Bans a chump and melts Ice like a candle
    Ban the rest, Banhammeren BOOMS
    Says he's killin BuF like a poisonous mushroom
    Deadly, when Ice posts a dope topic
    Swarthy comes in, then he locks it
    Love it or leave it, Ice and Swarthy,
    I can't believe it, yo but that's just me
    If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it!
     
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  14. K

    K i bite

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    :rockon: I love and hate that song at the same time!
     
  15. sid

    sid I posted in the RO-me thread
    and all I got was
    a pink username!

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    My cousin keeps blabberin something very similar to the above. Hes settled near detroit could that be the reason?
     
  16. Freon

    Freon Braaaaiinss...

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    I guess miracles DO happen :notworthy:
     
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  17. mokeh

    mokeh Ride for ruin

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    This board is your board, this board is my board
    From off topic to infiltration
    The poll threads to the poop jokes
    This board is made for you and me.

    As I go walking this information highway
    Endless possibility
    And all around me the posters are saying:
    This board is made for you and me.

    I roam and I ramble and I follow my footsteps
    Till I see swarthy, standing in the road
    The banhammeren comes crashing down, and;
    This board is made for you and me.

    Where the flames are blowing I go a strolling
    The veterans just keep on dropping.
    The dust is lifting and the wind is saying:
    This board is made for you and me.

    Nobody living can ever stop me
    As I go walking the information highway
    Nobody living can make me turn back
    But maybe that's just me.
     
  18. Shroom-FX

    Shroom-FX Basshead

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    The BuF revolution had begun
    With words, not hammer or gun
    Ari at the front
    Moke in for the hunt
    How long before they are undone?
     
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  19. Swarthy_Foreskin

    Swarthy_Foreskin Retarderator

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    I have a limerick as well:

    there once was a board called buf
    that was filled with all sorts of stuff
    content was bland
    and people got banned
    cause they gave swarthy some guff
     
  20. B

    B Bee

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    So how long is all this bull**** gonna continue?
     
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