ode to the banhammeren

[Ice]

First off: This is pretty funny, even if I am the butt of the joke.

The only problem I see is that I can say one snide thing about a moderator here and I get a warning from a site-wide admin who freely admits that he avoids OT, and then the thread gets locked. While I have no problem getting made fun of, I think this thread (made purely as a personal attack, funny though it may be) is allowed to go on, even after a mod looked at it.

1) Do not insult/attack another forumer or his viewpoints. Debating is fine. If you can't tell the difference between an attack and debate then you shouldn't be debating in the first place.

I do realize that he says that moderators reserve the right to mock stupidity. Yet I think the double standard at this forum might be one of the things that several forum members are pissed about to begin with...

Just my two cents, but seeing as how a moderator has already felt need to post in here with several crude images already I doubt that this will get a similarily well-reasoned reply. If you really want to talk about this like gentlemen, I'd be willing to take it to PM.

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

Aww shizzle dizzle mah shîttles nigga, dis shît bes fo realz nah!

 

[BobCobb]

Indeed the banhammeren is coming to our make money fast chap.

 

[Bean 3:16]

I can't quite express how much I enjoyed reading Ari's little ditties earlier today. Glad we'll get to see more

 

[Ice]

I'm actually logging most of this, through screenshots and stuff.

 

[Peavey]

Banhammeren -- N.; from Norse Mythology: A phallic hammer used by the Norse god Sjwarth Foeskin to strike down the ancient titan of Ice.

ex.: "The titan of Ice had feared the Banhammeren of Sjwarth Foeskin; alas, that was just him."

 

[Airmoran]

hey wait, didn't this get locked earlier?

The banhammeren ain't so much the problem as is the threadlockerum.

 

[das_ben]

Good thing it's open again. One of two good threads in one of the worst BUF OT weeks in history? Perhaps.

 

[ZenPirate]

I like this thread. It's creative, with just a hint of possible hidden agenda. It's kind of like hot cocoa with a hint of nutmeg on top.

 

[Al]

+1 for best thread ever?

 

[Synastren]

Banhammeren -- N.; from Norse Mythology: A phallic hammer used by the Norse god Sjwarth Foeskin to strike down the ancient titan of Ice.

ex.: "The titan of Ice had feared the Banhammeren of Sjwarth Foeskin; alas, that was just him."

One of the best posts in this thread. :tup:

 

[SlayerDragon]

One of the best posts in this thread. :tup:

Agreed. Peavey, dude, I was dieing

 

[Peavey]

Ice ice baby!
Ice ice baby!

All right stop! collaborate and listen!
Ice is back, and it's Swarthy he's dissin'
Something grabs a hold of Ice tightly
Banhammeren attached to Swarthy's penis nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Ban a sucka, and watch it grow
Banhammeren... yo I can't handle
Bans a chump and melts Ice like a candle
Ban the rest, Banhammeren BOOMS
Says he's killin BuF like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when Ice posts a dope topic
Swarthy comes in, then he locks it
Love it or leave it, Ice and Swarthy,
I can't believe it, yo but that's just me
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it!

 

[K]

I love and hate that song at the same time!

 

[sid]

Aww shizzle dizzle mah shîttles nigga, dis shît bes fo realz nah!

My cousin keeps blabberin something very similar to the above. Hes settled near detroit could that be the reason?

 

[Freon]

I thought this thread was closed...

I guess miracles DO happen

 

[mokeh]

This board is your board, this board is my board
From off topic to infiltration
The poll threads to the poop jokes
This board is made for you and me.

As I go walking this information highway
Endless possibility
And all around me the posters are saying:
This board is made for you and me.

I roam and I ramble and I follow my footsteps
Till I see swarthy, standing in the road
The banhammeren comes crashing down, and;
This board is made for you and me.

Where the flames are blowing I go a strolling
The veterans just keep on dropping.
The dust is lifting and the wind is saying:
This board is made for you and me.

Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking the information highway
Nobody living can make me turn back
But maybe that's just me.

 

[Shroom-FX]

The BuF revolution had begun
With words, not hammer or gun
Ari at the front
Moke in for the hunt
How long before they are undone?

 

[Swarthy_Foreskin]

I have a limerick as well:

there once was a board called buf
that was filled with all sorts of stuff
content was bland
and people got banned
cause they gave swarthy some guff

 

[B]

So how long is all this bull**** gonna continue?