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_Zd_Meelobee_ said:
Way to contribute, A+++++ would read again.
Unfortunatly I lack an ability to rhyme well, so I'll just sit back and enjoy the awesome 8)
Heres my rhyme
This forum is $hit
I Quit
Enjoy your EMO discussions (whatever that is) and "hilarious" gay sex references. Wa nkers.
One last
for old times sake.
This forum is $hit
I Quit
Enjoy your EMO discussions (whatever that is) and "hilarious" gay sex references. Wa nkers.
One last
for old times sake.Posters flocked to the thread
among them metalmickey had said
this forum is shít
and I am quit
good riddance you ****-head!
among them metalmickey had said
this forum is shít
and I am quit
good riddance you ****-head!
Can this thread get locked again? I liked it better when it was locked.
Oh wait, that doesn't rhyme. Too bad.
Oh wait, that doesn't rhyme. Too bad.
Oh moderator, lock this thread!
Lock this thread, now one lies dead
One lies dead, a wasted life
A wasted life, too high a price
Too high a price, to look away
To look away, contain dismay
Contain dismay, I hope; I prey
I hope; I prey, for self control
For self control, to reach my goal
To reach my goal, this thread to lock
This thread to lock, yet bumped to top?
Bumped to top, oh moderator
Oh moderator, save me from myself!
Lock this thread, now one lies dead
One lies dead, a wasted life
A wasted life, too high a price
Too high a price, to look away
To look away, contain dismay
Contain dismay, I hope; I prey
I hope; I prey, for self control
For self control, to reach my goal
To reach my goal, this thread to lock
This thread to lock, yet bumped to top?
Bumped to top, oh moderator
Oh moderator, save me from myself!
This thread should shine
In the OT classics files
Get moke to the mic
For the next Bu Podcast
Don't be a pawn
And lock talent down
My solution for these times:
Less bans, more rhymes.
In the OT classics files
Get moke to the mic
For the next Bu Podcast
Don't be a pawn
And lock talent down
My solution for these times:
Less bans, more rhymes.
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You guys are such fags,
treating poor Ice like a filthy rag,
perhaps one day my foot shall enter your ass,
and break your little house of glass,
you think so highly of your pathetic little lives,
I watch gleefully as to hell it dives!
Enjoy your soapbox as long as you can,
because things will soon be different my man,
The coming of Reich v4.0 will be clear,
with a warranty of over 1000 years.
treating poor Ice like a filthy rag,
perhaps one day my foot shall enter your ass,
and break your little house of glass,
you think so highly of your pathetic little lives,
I watch gleefully as to hell it dives!
Enjoy your soapbox as long as you can,
because things will soon be different my man,
The coming of Reich v4.0 will be clear,
with a warranty of over 1000 years.
Alright you negative mother****ing nancies,
If locking this thread really fits your fancies,
I'm gonna have to kick it up a notch and kick you in the head,
So don't you dare tell us that you would love to lock this thread,
Because you're the types that are just too ***** to have a little fun,
And for those of you, if that's the case, you'd better ****ing run,
Away little bitch, run away
If you only got somethin' ****ty to say
Don't try to ruin our fun because you ain't that clever,
Just sit back and watch my incredible endeavor
So instead of being a bastard on BuF all night
Learn from the comedy masters and you'll be alright
The only reason you want this thread locked
Is because you took a **** on this once proud cock
If you don't want BuF to be such a ****ty place,
then shut up and participate with a happy face.
All these jokes are only in jest,
they ain't serious so take off the flak vest.
Nobody's flaming no one so just calm your nerves
We ain't dissin' Ice and he AIN'T gettin' served.
We're just having FUN you mother****ers, I sware to god I will pour sulfuric acid in your eye sockets if I ever find one of you!!!!!
SEE!? a Joke!!! Be happy! FREON SPEAKS THE TRUTH!
Be creative, mo'f'ers
If locking this thread really fits your fancies,
I'm gonna have to kick it up a notch and kick you in the head,
So don't you dare tell us that you would love to lock this thread,
Because you're the types that are just too ***** to have a little fun,
And for those of you, if that's the case, you'd better ****ing run,
Away little bitch, run away
If you only got somethin' ****ty to say
Don't try to ruin our fun because you ain't that clever,
Just sit back and watch my incredible endeavor
So instead of being a bastard on BuF all night
Learn from the comedy masters and you'll be alright
The only reason you want this thread locked
Is because you took a **** on this once proud cock
If you don't want BuF to be such a ****ty place,
then shut up and participate with a happy face.
All these jokes are only in jest,
they ain't serious so take off the flak vest.
Nobody's flaming no one so just calm your nerves
We ain't dissin' Ice and he AIN'T gettin' served.
We're just having FUN you mother****ers, I sware to god I will pour sulfuric acid in your eye sockets if I ever find one of you!!!!!
SEE!? a Joke!!!
Be happy! FREON SPEAKS THE TRUTH! Be creative, mo'f'ers
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BobCobb said:
Your skills are worse than a can of Period Blood Soup
Mind getting some new rhymes so you can at least take a poop?
A poop WORTH taking instead of measily rabbit turds?
Broaden your vocabulary and learn some new words.
I got the capabilities to take a shiiittt so colossal
That in a hundred million years it won't just be a fossil,
A shiit so humungous it'll be the size of Pangea
A shiit so loud you'll need an onomatopoeia
An onomatopoeia so long you'll try to spell it and prevail,
It'll register as "Apocalypse" on the Richter Scale
You're about to break down and you're sweatin' so bad,
But I'm going to town, like Homer in the Iliad
Gonna spooge on you with my big Greek Cyclops
Cover you in Feta cheese and eat you with my porkchops
Gonna school you like I'm Socrates or Aristotle,
Because my name is Peavey and I'm goin' FULL THROTTLE,
BITCH
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TWO pages appeared on the internet,
And sorry I could not visit both
And having one browser, long I stood
And hovered my mouse as long as I could
Click HERE if you are UNDER 18;
Then clicked the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was HOT NUDE GIRLS yes i did stare;
Though all the masturbating there
Had worn them really about the same,
And gross that morning in my wastebin lay
Some crumpled moldy crusty tissues turned black.
Oh, I blew my wad that sunny day!
Yet chafing burned in many ways,
I regretted my horrible wank.
I shall be applying lotion with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two links appeared on the internet, and I—
I just stood there touching myself,
And that has made all the difference.
And sorry I could not visit both
And having one browser, long I stood
And hovered my mouse as long as I could
Click HERE if you are UNDER 18;
Then clicked the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was HOT NUDE GIRLS yes i did stare;
Though all the masturbating there
Had worn them really about the same,
And gross that morning in my wastebin lay
Some crumpled moldy crusty tissues turned black.
Oh, I blew my wad that sunny day!
Yet chafing burned in many ways,
I regretted my horrible wank.
I shall be applying lotion with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two links appeared on the internet, and I—
I just stood there touching myself,
And that has made all the difference.
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