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ode to the banhammeren

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by AriTheDog, Mar 1, 2006.

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  1. Al

    Al Reaper

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    Hopefully forever. It's like a friggin soap opera. I love it!
     
  2. K

    K i bite

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    It's like a beautifull stinky brown poopie. If it dries out , you just get it wet with the hose and all is good agian!

    HIIIDEEEEE HOOOOO EVERYBUDDY!!!
     
  3. Cap'n Beeb

    Cap'n Beeb Banned

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    Way to contribute, A+++++ would read again.

    Unfortunatly I lack an ability to rhyme well, so I'll just sit back and enjoy the awesome 8)
     
  4. MetalMickey

    MetalMickey Banned

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    Heres my rhyme

    This forum is $hit
    I Quit

    Enjoy your EMO discussions (whatever that is) and "hilarious" gay sex references. Wa nkers.

    One last :rolleyes: for old times sake.
     
  5. sid

    sid I posted in the RO-me thread
    and all I got was
    a pink username!

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    Goodbye and I wish you all the best for times ahead :)
     
  6. Shroom-FX

    Shroom-FX Basshead

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    Posters flocked to the thread
    among them metalmickey had said
    this forum is shít
    and I am quit
    good riddance you ****-head! :)
     
  7. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    Hey that doesn't rhyme! :(
     
  8. Evil_Cope

    Evil_Cope For the Win, motherfather!

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    He's a renegade beat-poet, he's transcended, maaaaaan.

    ski-wop, de-woop.
     
  9. hyrulian

    hyrulian Rainbow Brite

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    Can this thread get locked again? I liked it better when it was locked.
    Oh wait, that doesn't rhyme. Too bad.
     
  10. mokeh

    mokeh Ride for ruin

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    Oh moderator, lock this thread!
    Lock this thread, now one lies dead
    One lies dead, a wasted life
    A wasted life, too high a price
    Too high a price, to look away
    To look away, contain dismay
    Contain dismay, I hope; I prey
    I hope; I prey, for self control
    For self control, to reach my goal
    To reach my goal, this thread to lock
    This thread to lock, yet bumped to top?
    Bumped to top, oh moderator
    Oh moderator, save me from myself!
     
  11. Bean 3:16

    Bean 3:16 New Member

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    Peavey's def was golden, for sure.
    EDIT: Balls, MM is gone?!
     
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  12. Sir_Brizz

    Sir_Brizz Administrator Staff Member

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    I clicked a button on the screen
    And suddenly all I saw was green!
    "Help me, help me", I cried out loud
    "I'm trapped within this ugly green shroud!"
    But no help was to be found
    Because the banhammeren ne'er come round!
     
  13. Freon

    Freon Braaaaiinss...

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    This thread should shine
    In the OT classics files
    Get moke to the mic
    For the next Bu Podcast
    Don't be a pawn
    And lock talent down
    My solution for these times:
    Less bans, more rhymes.
     
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  14. Airmoran

    Airmoran Construct

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    Haiku represent!
    These rhymes you speak are weak,
    So stay down wit dogs.
     
  15. BobCobb

    BobCobb Society is a leech on me!

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    You guys are such fags,
    treating poor Ice like a filthy rag,
    perhaps one day my foot shall enter your ass,
    and break your little house of glass,
    you think so highly of your pathetic little lives,
    I watch gleefully as to hell it dives!

    Enjoy your soapbox as long as you can,
    because things will soon be different my man,
    The coming of Reich v4.0 will be clear,
    with a warranty of over 1000 years.
     
  16. Peavey

    Peavey Rattus Norvegicus

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    Alright you negative mother****ing nancies,
    If locking this thread really fits your fancies,
    I'm gonna have to kick it up a notch and kick you in the head,
    So don't you dare tell us that you would love to lock this thread,
    Because you're the types that are just too ***** to have a little fun,
    And for those of you, if that's the case, you'd better ****ing run,

    Away little bitch, run away
    If you only got somethin' ****ty to say
    Don't try to ruin our fun because you ain't that clever,
    Just sit back and watch my incredible endeavor

    So instead of being a bastard on BuF all night
    Learn from the comedy masters and you'll be alright
    The only reason you want this thread locked
    Is because you took a **** on this once proud cock

    If you don't want BuF to be such a ****ty place,
    then shut up and participate with a happy face.
    All these jokes are only in jest,
    they ain't serious so take off the flak vest.
    Nobody's flaming no one so just calm your nerves
    We ain't dissin' Ice and he AIN'T gettin' served.

    We're just having FUN you mother****ers, I sware to god I will pour sulfuric acid in your eye sockets if I ever find one of you!!!!! :mad:

    SEE!? a Joke!!! :):):) Be happy! FREON SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

    Be creative, mo'f'ers
     
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  17. BobCobb

    BobCobb Society is a leech on me!

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    Yes, it was lovely thankyou,
    Mind if I take another poo?
     
  18. Peavey

    Peavey Rattus Norvegicus

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    Your skills are worse than a can of Period Blood Soup
    Mind getting some new rhymes so you can at least take a poop?
    A poop WORTH taking instead of measily rabbit turds?
    Broaden your vocabulary and learn some new words.
    I got the capabilities to take a shiiittt so colossal
    That in a hundred million years it won't just be a fossil,
    A shiit so humungous it'll be the size of Pangea
    A shiit so loud you'll need an onomatopoeia
    An onomatopoeia so long you'll try to spell it and prevail,
    It'll register as "Apocalypse" on the Richter Scale


    You're about to break down and you're sweatin' so bad,
    But I'm going to town, like Homer in the Iliad
    Gonna spooge on you with my big Greek Cyclops
    Cover you in Feta cheese and eat you with my porkchops
    Gonna school you like I'm Socrates or Aristotle,
    Because my name is Peavey and I'm goin' FULL THROTTLE,

    BITCH
     
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  19. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    TWO pages appeared on the internet,
    And sorry I could not visit both
    And having one browser, long I stood
    And hovered my mouse as long as I could
    Click HERE if you are UNDER 18;

    Then clicked the other, as just as fair,
    And having perhaps the better claim,
    Because it was HOT NUDE GIRLS yes i did stare;
    Though all the masturbating there
    Had worn them really about the same,

    And gross that morning in my wastebin lay
    Some crumpled moldy crusty tissues turned black.
    Oh, I blew my wad that sunny day!
    Yet chafing burned in many ways,
    I regretted my horrible wank.

    I shall be applying lotion with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two links appeared on the internet, and I—
    I just stood there touching myself,
    And that has made all the difference.
     
  20. Zarkazm

    Zarkazm <img src="http://forums.beyondunreal.com/images/sm

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    This is the best BUF thread I've read in a long time.


    :lol::tup:
     
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