ode to the banhammeren

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AriTheDog

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lost are the glory days
of valor and honor
and angry angry ice

now there is only erections
a swarthy erection
connected at the hip
balls deep in banhammeren

angry angry ice
please fix this injustice
bring back the glory days
"but that's just me."

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AriTheDog

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forsooth fair glory
banhammeren and penis
have shattered you

oh swarthy foreskin
apologize to angry
ice ice ice ice ice

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furious spurious ice
said swarthy isn't nice
his dick is connected
with bannhammeren infected
and glory days are only for mice

but that's just me

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AriTheDog

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hitler and swarthy
were seperated at birth
both are true nazis

bring back the glory
disconnect banhammeren
from your dick swarthy

but but but but but
but but but but but but but
but but that's just me

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AriTheDog

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please swarthy
bring us back to the days of glory
on these fair forums
beyond unreal
beyond the day in and day out reality of anger
and angry ice

praise justice
do not pluck the maidenhead
of the tender ideal of fairness
remove
disconnect
withdraw your glistening phallus

the banhammeren must stay untouched
ghostly venereal transfer
losing glory
and angry ice
and lost glory days and angry ice
but that's just me

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AriTheDog

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keep the banhammeren
from my withering gaze
my anger is like ice
cold upon your phallus

swarthy i deny you
to touch the banhammeren
as you deny my glory
and my glory days

once beyond unreal was paradise
now paradise is lost, swarthy
thanks to your loathsome banhammeren
but that's just me

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AriTheDog

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gone are the days
of poops and farts
banhammeren does remain

when glory goes
a foreskin comes
and swarthy is thy name

give us this day
our angry ice
but that's just me

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AriTheDog

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i have a dream
of glory days
and poo and farts
and happy ice

angry ice
it does displease me
as does the dispensal
of banhammeren

swarthy please my friend
take heed to my cry
remove your foreskin
but that's just me

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here lies angry ice
crushed under unjust rulers
sadly not cubed
yet he can still post

cut me
do i not bleed
angry ice is a man just like i
the quest for glory
your cries do not go unheard

swarthy cruel monarch
of these forums wherein we reside
extricate yourself from your malice'd banhammeren
a pound of flesh
and it does not suit you well
but that's just me

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AriTheDog

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rise up my brethren
rise i say rise
dispute swarthy
dispute his banhammeren

we the people
black, white, any color
we are angry, angry ice

swarthy we give you a holler
detach yourself from your unjust prejudiced banhammeren
all citizens of the world resent your fist
but that's just me

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AriTheDog

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our liberty is at risk my fellows
a dark influence who would kill innocents
is hounding our doors
swarthy and his banhammeren
we must be vigilant
to prevent angry ice
and the loss of our great glory
allah akbar
god is great
america must die
but that's just me

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sid

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ATD+STD= Future is here!!
 

sid

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Ahh nevermind I just got in the mood for random crappy posting........ my apologies.
 

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When I was young and had no sense
In far-off Mandalay
I lost my heart to a message board
As lovely as the day.

Its threads were gold, poop jokes told,
The king was Morety;
I said, "for many long years,
here will my posts be".

He looked at me, so pure, so sad,
The loveliest thing alive,
Dick to the banhammeren,
He began his hateful drive.

An iron fist, an evil eye,
Banned the vets, far and wide.
Dopefish, tool, phatcat too;
Beyond unreal genocide.

Stand firm with me breathren,
I recall; we were free.
I long for those glory days,
But that's just me.
 

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AirtheDog said:
pleaze swarthy
bring us bizzay ta tha days of glory
on these fair forums
beyond unreal
beyond tha day in n day out reality of gangsta
n angry ice

praise justice
do not plizzay tha maidenheezee
of tha rappa ideal of fairness
remove
disconnect
witdraw yo messin' phallus

tha banhammizzle must stay untouched
ghostly venereal killa
los'n glory
n angry ice
n lost glory days n angry ice
but that's jizzle me

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Evil_Cope said:

Come on come on
I see no changes wake up in the morning and I ask myself
is BuF worth leavin' should I ban myself?
I'm tired of bein' angry and even worse I'm ice
my fingers burn so I'm lookin' for a thread to crash
Swarthy give a damn postcount zero
hook his dick to the banhammeren he's a hero
Just bans all the kids who the hell cares
one less ugly mouth on the "post your favorite chair"
First read 'em only & let 'em deal the BuFers
give 'em probation step back watch 'em flame each other
It's time to fight back that's what Phil said
Twice banned from the forums now Phil's dead
I got love for my moderator but we can never go nowhere
unless we post with each other
We gotta start makin' changes
learn to see me as a BuFer instead of 2 distant strangers
and that's how it's supposed to be
How can the glory leave a BuFer if he's close to me?
I'd love to go back to when we joked 'bout poop
but that's just me, and that's the way it is

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