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ode to the banhammeren

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by AriTheDog, Mar 1, 2006.

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  1. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    lost are the glory days
    of valor and honor
    and angry angry ice

    now there is only erections
    a swarthy erection
    connected at the hip
    balls deep in banhammeren

    angry angry ice
    please fix this injustice
    bring back the glory days
    "but that's just me."

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  2. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    forsooth fair glory
    banhammeren and penis
    have shattered you

    oh swarthy foreskin
    apologize to angry
    ice ice ice ice ice

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  3. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    furious spurious ice
    said swarthy isn't nice
    his dick is connected
    with bannhammeren infected
    and glory days are only for mice

    but that's just me

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  4. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    hitler and swarthy
    were seperated at birth
    both are true nazis

    bring back the glory
    disconnect banhammeren
    from your dick swarthy

    but but but but but
    but but but but but but but
    but but that's just me

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  5. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    please swarthy
    bring us back to the days of glory
    on these fair forums
    beyond unreal
    beyond the day in and day out reality of anger
    and angry ice

    praise justice
    do not pluck the maidenhead
    of the tender ideal of fairness
    remove
    disconnect
    withdraw your glistening phallus

    the banhammeren must stay untouched
    ghostly venereal transfer
    losing glory
    and angry ice
    and lost glory days and angry ice
    but that's just me

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  6. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    keep the banhammeren
    from my withering gaze
    my anger is like ice
    cold upon your phallus

    swarthy i deny you
    to touch the banhammeren
    as you deny my glory
    and my glory days

    once beyond unreal was paradise
    now paradise is lost, swarthy
    thanks to your loathsome banhammeren
    but that's just me

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  7. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    gone are the days
    of poops and farts
    banhammeren does remain

    when glory goes
    a foreskin comes
    and swarthy is thy name

    give us this day
    our angry ice
    but that's just me

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  8. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    i have a dream
    of glory days
    and poo and farts
    and happy ice

    angry ice
    it does displease me
    as does the dispensal
    of banhammeren

    swarthy please my friend
    take heed to my cry
    remove your foreskin
    but that's just me

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  9. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    here lies angry ice
    crushed under unjust rulers
    sadly not cubed
    yet he can still post

    cut me
    do i not bleed
    angry ice is a man just like i
    the quest for glory
    your cries do not go unheard

    swarthy cruel monarch
    of these forums wherein we reside
    extricate yourself from your malice'd banhammeren
    a pound of flesh
    and it does not suit you well
    but that's just me

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  10. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    rise up my brethren
    rise i say rise
    dispute swarthy
    dispute his banhammeren

    we the people
    black, white, any color
    we are angry, angry ice

    swarthy we give you a holler
    detach yourself from your unjust prejudiced banhammeren
    all citizens of the world resent your fist
    but that's just me

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  11. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    our liberty is at risk my fellows
    a dark influence who would kill innocents
    is hounding our doors
    swarthy and his banhammeren
    we must be vigilant
    to prevent angry ice
    and the loss of our great glory
    allah akbar
    god is great
    america must die
    but that's just me

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  12. Otej

    Otej Resident Jewobbit

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    the amount of time on your hands worries me

    but that's just me
     
  13. sid

    sid I posted in the RO-me thread
    and all I got was
    a pink username!

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    ATD+STD= Future is here!!
     
  14. Daedalus

    Daedalus I don't even...

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    What?
     
  15. sid

    sid I posted in the RO-me thread
    and all I got was
    a pink username!

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    Ahh nevermind I just got in the mood for random crappy posting........ my apologies.
     
  16. mokeh

    mokeh Ride for ruin

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    When I was young and had no sense
    In far-off Mandalay
    I lost my heart to a message board
    As lovely as the day.

    Its threads were gold, poop jokes told,
    The king was Morety;
    I said, "for many long years,
    here will my posts be".

    He looked at me, so pure, so sad,
    The loveliest thing alive,
    Dick to the banhammeren,
    He began his hateful drive.

    An iron fist, an evil eye,
    Banned the vets, far and wide.
    Dopefish, tool, phatcat too;
    Beyond unreal genocide.

    Stand firm with me breathren,
    I recall; we were free.
    I long for those glory days,
    But that's just me.
     
  17. Evil_Cope

    Evil_Cope For the Win, motherfather!

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    :lol: http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=170581
     
  18. RaptoR

    RaptoR been here far too long

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    Swarthy_Foreskin Retarderator

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  20. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    Come on come on
    I see no changes wake up in the morning and I ask myself
    is BuF worth leavin' should I ban myself?
    I'm tired of bein' angry and even worse I'm ice
    my fingers burn so I'm lookin' for a thread to crash
    Swarthy give a damn postcount zero
    hook his dick to the banhammeren he's a hero
    Just bans all the kids who the hell cares
    one less ugly mouth on the "post your favorite chair"
    First read 'em only & let 'em deal the BuFers
    give 'em probation step back watch 'em flame each other
    It's time to fight back that's what Phil said
    Twice banned from the forums now Phil's dead
    I got love for my moderator but we can never go nowhere
    unless we post with each other
    We gotta start makin' changes
    learn to see me as a BuFer instead of 2 distant strangers
    and that's how it's supposed to be
    How can the glory leave a BuFer if he's close to me?
    I'd love to go back to when we joked 'bout poop
    but that's just me, and that's the way it is

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