No golden showers for you then? Come on, you might just like it.
Remember, urine is sterile. That's right. You can drink it.
Remember, urine is sterile. That's right. You can drink it.
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Not a chance in hell!No golden showers,
hot carls,Steamers,Rimmins or any other
sick twisted crap for me.And I'll have
to take your word about drinking urine
since you seem to be so knowledgeble on it.
Heres a true story about Golden Showers
that was in our local paper a few
years back:
It seems there was a guy
who was arrested,in a campground,
on the beach in Ventura.He was in
the holding tank under the womens
bathroom wearing a yellow rain suit
and rubber boots.Were not talking
about a portable outhouse.one that
is larger and works in the same manner.
He had his shirt off and he was covered
in poop and piss.The paper said that he
had been doing this for sometime before
he was finally caught.
Ah, hot sh*ts and drinkable pis* - nothing like reading this thread after a hard day at the orfice... 
You people are disgusting.....
I am never coming back to this forum, ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am never coming back to this forum, ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/me brings in his little pigmy chimp who immediately throws feces on Taker
re The puppy love:
Okay, so instead of a doggy doo, she'd be a doggy do-er.
re The puppy love:
Okay, so instead of a doggy doo, she'd be a doggy do-er.
Now you're getting it!
Tho puppy lovin would be a good name for the act itself.
That doggie do-er's busy pushing the puppy poop.
As for a dirty sanchez, of course. But try a slimy sanchita. This is like a dirty sanchez, except instead of poop, you wait till she's on her period, and use the sloughed blood.
Much more fun, and less obvious to her, so she's more likely to wake up with a crusty red stinky mustache. Good revenge sex. Not as good as a rodeo fück.
Tho puppy lovin would be a good name for the act itself.
That doggie do-er's busy pushing the puppy poop.
As for a dirty sanchez, of course. But try a slimy sanchita. This is like a dirty sanchez, except instead of poop, you wait till she's on her period, and use the sloughed blood.
Much more fun, and less obvious to her, so she's more likely to wake up with a crusty red stinky mustache. Good revenge sex. Not as good as a rodeo fück.
Taker pulls out his redemeer and hit's pygmy chimp,Spraying his feces on Morety,Before chimp has chance to throw.Originally posted by Morety
/me brings in his little pigmy chimp who immediately throws feces on Taker
Taker, I just bought you a present. You'll be getting it in the mail. It's called a RealHamster. Below is a real testimonial for this product.
This would make you a Rodent Raider, or a FakeFurF*cker. The act would be called HamsterHumpin.
/me wipes the p00p from his forehead.
It's called a RealHamster. Below is a real testimonial for this product. This would make you a Rodent Raider, or a FakeFurF*cker. The act would be called HamsterHumpin.
/me wipes the p00p from his forehead.
Thanks MORETY!
Man I hope someday to do something eqaully as nice for you someday!
CHRYSt,
What would it is it called when someone F*#!s a Chimp?
I only ask because you seem to have the most knowledge in this area.
Man I hope someday to do something eqaully as nice for you someday!
CHRYSt,
What would it is it called when someone F*#!s a Chimp?
I only ask because you seem to have the most knowledge in this area.
CHRYSt, it's the other way. What you call gerbilling is the act of a gerbil in a human.
The RealHamster is the receiver. Not the insider.
The RealHamster is the receiver. Not the insider.
I thought that using a Gerbil was known as doing the Richard Gere..........
The things you can learn in this forum.For the most part are things I really never wanted to know.
The things you can learn in this forum.For the most part are things I really never wanted to know.
Doing the Richard Gere (which is different from doing Richard Gere and should not be confused) is a good name for gerbilling.
The RealHamster is like a big furry blow up doll that receives the "love" of a man...or a woman with a strap-on.
The RealHamster is like a big furry blow up doll that receives the "love" of a man...or a woman with a strap-on.
just wondering CHRYSt, what is it when you are having anal s3x with a person, and they p00p while doing the deed?
It's not possible. Well, I guess technically it could be done, but generally speaking, it's not. While you're in there, the muscles in the rectum are more or less paralyzed. When you come out, it takes a few seconds for them to get back to normal.
Tho if it was to be done, I guess it would have to be called a "browned spanky".
Tho if it was to be done, I guess it would have to be called a "browned spanky".
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