Incredible hidden easter egg in DM-Peak
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You know, just the other day in one of my police science courses, a former officer was telling the class a story of one of his days in the vice squad.
They busted a place for showing videos depicting folks giving each other hot carls(he described it, apparently deciding that giving the term out was a bad idea). He had the whole class going "Eeeeeewwww!!!!!" and "Disgusting!" in seconds.
Except for me, of course. I immediately thought of this thread. In fact, it was nearly impossible to keep from spitting out "Don't you guys know anything? that's a hot carl!" and busting out laughing. Seeing that I didn't want the reputation of Resident Sicko, I held it in. I'll always be thinking about this thread whenever someone mentions anything like this again, though.
]LoL[Wolf|PuF
<LordKhaine>hold on
<LordKhaine>making crack
<LordKhaine>just a sec
enjoy
They busted a place for showing videos depicting folks giving each other hot carls(he described it, apparently deciding that giving the term out was a bad idea). He had the whole class going "Eeeeeewwww!!!!!" and "Disgusting!" in seconds.
Except for me, of course. I immediately thought of this thread. In fact, it was nearly impossible to keep from spitting out "Don't you guys know anything? that's a hot carl!" and busting out laughing. Seeing that I didn't want the reputation of Resident Sicko, I held it in. I'll always be thinking about this thread whenever someone mentions anything like this again, though.
]LoL[Wolf|PuF
<LordKhaine>hold on
<LordKhaine>making crack
<LordKhaine>just a sec
enjoy
OMFG ROFLMfnAO!!!!!!!!
One of my posts was going to be "MUST...RESIST...OPENING...EASTEREGG THREAD".
Man, when I logged on, I thought this was going to be Lunatic's sequel thread, the easter egg in Face2. I come in here to see who's bumping up the old crap and realize it's the original.
Boom, you're aces buddy.
But, keep the lock handy...
One of my posts was going to be "MUST...RESIST...OPENING...EASTEREGG THREAD".
Man, when I logged on, I thought this was going to be Lunatic's sequel thread, the easter egg in Face2. I come in here to see who's bumping up the old crap and realize it's the original.
Boom, you're aces buddy.
But, keep the lock handy...
Man, this thing gets bumped, and all people can do is thank Boom?
Well, to get back on topic...
Ya know what would really be cool? an Iced Margarita Rimmins. Crush some ice, get a funnel, and pour it down the recipient's arse. Then get the salt, and have a go! Yay! Freezing fun for everyone!
Some other variations on the Rimmins:
Cool Jazz: Iced Margarita Rimmins + Rusty Trombone (RT= reaching around and jerking off the guy while tossing his salad)
Hot Rimmins: p00ping in the mouth of the person eating the Rimmins
Surfin Safari: Slapping the ass to create waves and riding those waves right to the hole for that oh so wonderful taste. (works best on fat asses)
Salt mining: get the ass sweaty, so the salt dissolves, and goes into the hole. Then you gotta go feeling around inside to find it.
I could come up with a thousand of these
Man, if this doesn't get it re-locked, I dunno what will
Well, to get back on topic...
Ya know what would really be cool? an Iced Margarita Rimmins. Crush some ice, get a funnel, and pour it down the recipient's arse. Then get the salt, and have a go! Yay! Freezing fun for everyone!
Some other variations on the Rimmins:
Cool Jazz: Iced Margarita Rimmins + Rusty Trombone (RT= reaching around and jerking off the guy while tossing his salad)
Hot Rimmins: p00ping in the mouth of the person eating the Rimmins
Surfin Safari: Slapping the ass to create waves and riding those waves right to the hole for that oh so wonderful taste. (works best on fat asses)
Salt mining: get the ass sweaty, so the salt dissolves, and goes into the hole. Then you gotta go feeling around inside to find it.
I could come up with a thousand of these
Man, if this doesn't get it re-locked, I dunno what will
The "Hot Carl Rimmin":
(recipe for 2 peepz)
- salt
- 2 asses
- poop in one of em...
(works best with one fat and a tiny ass)
here we go:
Salt the fat ass...
Lign up asses, small one inside, near the hole of the fat one
Press (The guy with the small one)....
After that "exchange", the fat one can try to poop back in the small, or revenge himself with an easy normal hot or warm carl...
(recipe for 2 peepz)
- salt
- 2 asses
- poop in one of em...
(works best with one fat and a tiny ass)
here we go:
Salt the fat ass...
Lign up asses, small one inside, near the hole of the fat one
Press (The guy with the small one)....
After that "exchange", the fat one can try to poop back in the small, or revenge himself with an easy normal hot or warm carl...
Hmm..unfortunately, that takes no resemblance to either a hot carl, or a rimjob. Much less a Margarita style one.
If I understand, they're basically p00ping into each other's p00p chutes.
I'd call it a Manhattan Transfer.
If I understand, they're basically p00ping into each other's p00p chutes.
I'd call it a Manhattan Transfer.
Hmm...a couple more variations before it's locked...
Cap'n Crunchy: Use Rock Salt for the Rimmins
The Relaxer: Use Saltpeter. This is a good way to use sexual deviancy for revenge.
Sweet n' sour: Sugar instead of salt, with a lime shoved in first.
Salty musket: fart on the guy eating you out. (Variation of a hairy musket)
Vampire: Bite the anus hard enough to draw blood
Colic Decanter: Use a catheter leading from the penis to the anus. Fill the colon, and have the guy suck it out. This might make a good mixer if you use some tequila in there as well.
Dog in the ocean: Just like a Dog in the bathtub, but since this is done in conjunction with salt, it's more like an ocean. (BTW, a dog in the bathtub is when you try to squeeze your nutz into the ass.)
Cap'n Crunchy: Use Rock Salt for the Rimmins
The Relaxer: Use Saltpeter. This is a good way to use sexual deviancy for revenge.
Sweet n' sour: Sugar instead of salt, with a lime shoved in first.
Salty musket: fart on the guy eating you out. (Variation of a hairy musket)
Vampire: Bite the anus hard enough to draw blood
Colic Decanter: Use a catheter leading from the penis to the anus. Fill the colon, and have the guy suck it out. This might make a good mixer if you use some tequila in there as well.
Dog in the ocean: Just like a Dog in the bathtub, but since this is done in conjunction with salt, it's more like an ocean. (BTW, a dog in the bathtub is when you try to squeeze your nutz into the ass.)
As a special pre-Christmas gift to PuF, Morety has unlocked this thread, and I am bumping it.
CHRYSt, in the above posts you have clearly demonstrated your talent for naming novel sexual/deviant practices. I call upon you to grace us with that talent now. I need some names for the following.
What if, prior to giving your partner a margarita rimming, you gave them an enema using a real margarita as the fluid. Then have them squat in the salt before you slurp the margarita out.
What if, instead of filling their colon with a margarita enema you used hot chocolate?
What about Bloodymary mix?
Tequilla?
Bass ale?
OrangeJuice and Vodka?
Oatmeal?
Miller High Life?
Jack Daniels?
Spaghetti Sauce?
Nacho Cheese?
Dr. Pepper?
Snapple?
Cool Aid?
Ben and Jerry's (whatever flavor you like)?
Evian?
A bucket of Popeye's chicken?
A merry christmas to all, and to all a good hot carl.
CHRYSt, in the above posts you have clearly demonstrated your talent for naming novel sexual/deviant practices. I call upon you to grace us with that talent now. I need some names for the following.
What if, prior to giving your partner a margarita rimming, you gave them an enema using a real margarita as the fluid. Then have them squat in the salt before you slurp the margarita out.
What if, instead of filling their colon with a margarita enema you used hot chocolate?
What about Bloodymary mix?
Tequilla?
Bass ale?
OrangeJuice and Vodka?
Oatmeal?
Miller High Life?
Jack Daniels?
Spaghetti Sauce?
Nacho Cheese?
Dr. Pepper?
Snapple?
Cool Aid?
Ben and Jerry's (whatever flavor you like)?
Evian?
A bucket of Popeye's chicken?
A merry christmas to all, and to all a good hot carl.
Now, THAT was scary!
/me is wondering do CHRYSt and co. actually practice this stuff, for they are dangerously knowledgeable on the subject.
/me is wondering do CHRYSt and co. actually practice this stuff, for they are dangerously knowledgeable on the subject.
What if you were to p00p into some pattystackers? You could make some burgers out of it. I'd then roll them in bread crumbs and deep fry them. You could then freeze them and take them to lunch for a yummy yummy from yer bummy in yer tummy treat. Just throw them in the microwave until their nice and hot.
Just throw them in the microwave until their nice and hot.Lunatic I have only two questions for ya?
Which of the following were you on when you found the Easter Egg in Peak?
LSD
Peyote
STP
Mushrooms
Or was it just your own fantasy?
[Edited by Taker on December 19th, 2000 at 10:40 AM]
Which of the following were you on when you found the Easter Egg in Peak?
LSD
Peyote
STP
Mushrooms
Or was it just your own fantasy?
[Edited by Taker on December 19th, 2000 at 10:40 AM]
Allright, here we go...
What if, prior to giving your partner a margarita rimming, you gave them an enema using a real margarita as the fluid. Then have them squat in the salt before you slurp the margarita out.
-Mexican poop shots.
What if, instead of filling their colon with a margarita enema you used hot chocolate?
-Backside Mudslide
What about Bloodymary mix?
-Colic Transfusion
Tequilla?
-Get the worm in, and this would be a Chewy Mexican Poop Shot.
Bass ale?
-Bitter buttcheeks
OrangeJuice and Vodka?
-Hairy screwdriver. Or a "philips head" in some countries.
Oatmeal?
-Lumps from the dark
Miller High Life?
-Crap. (Really, do you need to drink miller out of someone's ass to call it crap?)
Jack Daniels?
-Country brewed scat
Spaghetti Sauce?
-Italian slurpee
Nacho Cheese?
-Stinky taco surprise
Dr. Pepper?
-Just what the doctor ordered
Snapple?
-Best stuff on earth
Kool Aid?
-Sugary drippings
Ben and Jerry's (whatever flavor you like)?
-Frosty Rectum
Evian?
-Naive fountain
A bucket of Popeye's chicken?
-Proctologist's nightmare.
So, how'd I do? Any others need a name?
What if, prior to giving your partner a margarita rimming, you gave them an enema using a real margarita as the fluid. Then have them squat in the salt before you slurp the margarita out.
-Mexican poop shots.
What if, instead of filling their colon with a margarita enema you used hot chocolate?
-Backside Mudslide
What about Bloodymary mix?
-Colic Transfusion
Tequilla?
-Get the worm in, and this would be a Chewy Mexican Poop Shot.
Bass ale?
-Bitter buttcheeks
OrangeJuice and Vodka?
-Hairy screwdriver. Or a "philips head" in some countries.
Oatmeal?
-Lumps from the dark
Miller High Life?
-Crap. (Really, do you need to drink miller out of someone's ass to call it crap?)
Jack Daniels?
-Country brewed scat
Spaghetti Sauce?
-Italian slurpee
Nacho Cheese?
-Stinky taco surprise
Dr. Pepper?
-Just what the doctor ordered
Snapple?
-Best stuff on earth
Kool Aid?
-Sugary drippings
Ben and Jerry's (whatever flavor you like)?
-Frosty Rectum
Evian?
-Naive fountain
A bucket of Popeye's chicken?
-Proctologist's nightmare.
So, how'd I do? Any others need a name?
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