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Incredible hidden easter egg in DM-Peak

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by Lunatic, Dec 10, 1999.

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  1. Lunatic

    Lunatic New Member

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    I couldn't believe it! I was bopping around Dm-peak, when all of a sudden I fell off one of the narrow bridges and began to fall. I pushed back hard on the mouse and managed to land on a small ledge where I proceeded to walk right through the wall. I entered a small brick room where I saw two homosexual Nali-aliens feverishly giving each other reach-arounds and hot-carls until they were blue in the face. They then transformed into tiny silver lobsters and sang Christmas songs. Check it out!
     
  2. RW

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    Time for you to take your pill is it?
     
  3. Cicero

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    What the hell is a hot-carl? No scratch that, I don't want to know...
     
  4. [OF]candyman

    [OF]candyman New Member

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    i want screen shots!! This would be a nice addition to my internet porn!! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif Actually though there is an easter egg or whatever in the flyby in the original unreal...down in the water if you go up against an edge (yeah right I can descibe exactly where at right??) you fall further and further into oblivion...If you hit fly you can come back outta it but you just keep falling and falling...hmmmm I wonder if I backed up against the wall If I can find nalis doing the nasty deeds there too?? HMMMM I am gonna go try right now...Thanks Man oh boy more and more of a collection starting now /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
     
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    ha ha cicero me neither...i wish had never opened this forum thread *hits self over head with base of heavy flight sim joystick to induce short term memory loss*
     
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    ....They then transformed into tiny silver lobsters....

    Talk about getting crabs.
     
  7. Lizard Of Oz

    Lizard Of Oz Demented Avenger

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    "Reach-arounds" I've heard of (Full Metal Jacket), but "hot-carls?"

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    "Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."
     
  8. Lunatic

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    Truth is, I am not even exactly sure what a hot carl is. I know it involves seran-wrap and ****ting on your partner, but that is about the extent of my knowledge...Any female midgets interested in trying one out get in contact with me.
     
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    This posts gone from weird to the twilight zone!!! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
     
  10. Lunatic

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    Hey, that was neat. I have never seen any ****ing censorship in action. I wonder what goddamn ****ing ****-licking *** -ramming words it censors and which ones it doesn't? Here's a little story to test it out. Yesterday I was anal-****ing my hamster when a goddamn piece of **** bolivian moose herder came in a ****ed the sheep silly with a huge rubber dildo and a pair of surgical scissors.
     
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    This post sounds like bullsh*t (or more likely a fag's projection) but I must admit seeing a female bot (one of the attractive ones) fingering herself behind a transporter in dm-radikus. This was in the leaked patch 225c I believe. I'm quite serious.
     
  12. UpYours

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    Sad that f-ck and sh-t are censored...but goddamm is ok. Shows what this country has come to. How sad.. /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif
     
  13. Lizard Of Oz

    Lizard Of Oz Demented Avenger

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    But what if you spell it "god damn?"

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  14. Lizard Of Oz

    Lizard Of Oz Demented Avenger

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    Well god damn it all to heck. it allows it both ways. It's bi-blasphemus.

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  15. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    A "hot carl" is when you s h i t into your partner's mouth.
     
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    BBA is correct about the hot carl. When you s h i t on your partners chest, that is known as a Cleveland Steamer. Its very easy (and somewhat embarrassing if somebody expects one but you do the other) to get these mixed up....errrr....ummmm.....hehe

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  17. Lunatic

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    I guess then a warm carl is when you attempt to **** in your partner's mouth but only hit their lips and/or chin. Therefore a cold carl is when you miss altogether and end up hitting your own foot. A steaming carl involves diarrea; when you hit the partner's mouth but it ends up running down their face and onto their chest. I don't even want to guess what a hot steamer is, in cleaveland or any other place
     
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    Why do I have a sneaking suspiscion that MRHYDE is somehow responsible for this thread? /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif


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  19. The Bill

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    Alright, alright! Hey I enjoy stories of aliens crapping in each others mouths and debates on cursing like the next guy, but isn't this a video game board?
    P.S. at lest they didn't stick burning hot pokers up eath others @$$.
     
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    Nasty ****s.

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    There is symmetry in death.
     
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