Incredible hidden easter egg in DM-Peak

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FenderTX

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Holy ******* ****! someone close this ******* post right now! I can't stand all this homo ****. I never wanted to know what a ******* hot carl was...I was going to eat some chocolate cake in the fridge but no!...no i've got this ******* image in my head and i'm going to vomit

and about the *** **** cursing...have some ******* class and don't do that ****
 

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This is a buch of ****ing bull**** ******* mother****ing crap I have ever ****ing read in my ****ing whole life!! Where the **** does this bull**** come from you sick bunch of *******s!! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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Yeah I know, I talk to much!!!
 

TheRock

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The Rock is amazed at all this sick F**KING
Posts of Monkey-CRAPPING on people's faces.
The Rock is so disgusted that The Great one will now go watch 20 hours of Pokemon to get this sick crap out of his Mind.
YUCK,You jabronis are a bunch of sickos.



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WHAT THE PU MASCOT IS....
........... Cooking!
 

CHRYSt

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"next thing I knew, she was jugglin' my balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock"
Sorry, Bloodhound Gang seems somehow relevant.

Anyhow, we were talking about rimjobs the other day, and I realized that if you sat in some salt before having your arse eaten out, it would be a new trick. I dubbed it a Margarita Rimmins. How's that for tasty-asty-good?
Then the topic moved on to pee hole wideners.

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LOL, This Post is FU(KED UP!!!

Well i remember once my Grandpa told me about how he went to a StripClub with some friends and one of the Dancers wanted to know if he would like some Thunder,Rain and Lava? but he thought it was a drink or somthing, so he asked what kind of drink it was and she said no,no its not a drink its where you lay on the floor and i stand over you and (Thunder)Fart in your face,(Rain)Piss all over you and then(Lava)SH|T in your mouth!

well of course he said no thats ok! and left /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

man,that would be a $hity drink....

-=666=-

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i was at school and was startin to wonder why the schools web sensor(so the 13 year olds dont look at porn) was goin nutz when i tried to check this thread out .........
now i know.........
/me goes to take 10 showers after reading it

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for anyone who cares SLIPKNOT will be on connan o'brian (some show that comes on nbc at 12:30am) on feb 25th
 

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Alright, I got the worst one of all. Ever hear of a felcher? Its when a homo lumps his doad into the arse of his partner and then proceeds to slurp out his man-chowder with a straw.
How about we see who can invent the sickest new sexual fetish? Here's my try:

Take a huge $hit into a play-dough extractor (those things you used to force a handful of play dough through to make spaghetti or star shaped logs) and then force a stroodle off into the nostril of your partner...Your partner's nostril is being held open with a c-clamp and the whole time irish midgets are dancing in the background to the sounds of Barry Manilow. I call it the Manilow Stroodle Steamer.
 

jenny?

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Ugh, a friend of mine explained the term "felch" to me once. I still wanna hurl at the sight of those 5 letters together. *gag* Why can't people just spew in normal places, like an eye socket, or nostril or something? When will they learn that the poop chute is an "exit-only"? And more importantly, what type of crack was Lunatic smoking when he began this thread?

-Jenny, forgotten by her bf on V-Day /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif
 
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Sorry, this just seems to br the Thread to tell you all this!

I have a Big a$$ Gas Cramp and i need to SHlT, but im afraid of clawging the toilet up!

Somone Help!!!!!!!

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CHRYSt

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God, you people really need to go to some fetish clubs. That's where you learn the really fücked up shît. And it's all live. Not my thing, but at least I've been, so I have a right to bash it if I wish.

"So Babmi's goin on about how she wants to make my every fantasy come true.
So I says: Even this one I have where Jesus CHRYSt is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to somethin' resebmling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Clause's tummy tum?
Well, 10 beers, 20 minutes, and 30 dollars later, I was parkin the ol' Beef Bus in Tuna Town, if you know what I mean."

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CHRYSt

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OH, BTW, I checked. Just in case Lunatic saw something and thought it was Nali doing the Nasti, there is NOTHING in DM Peak that would even look like that. The Nali are not present in the map's design, and there is NOTHING in any of the scripting that would cause that. Lunatic is just lying.

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