Yeah... and my arms are always tired... from beating off all the women! I don't want to hear any "beating off" comments either!!
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I decided to pop in again and see if this thread had died yet.... I was glad to see that the spirit of creativity lives on!
Taskmaster quickly checked the bank of computer monitors. Each monitor showed various read outs, data list and status of the virtual reality program currently being run. Several medical monitors beeped quietly, as they observed CHYRSt's heart rate, blood pressure and so on.
"Look's like CHYRSt is having that Scully fantasy again." chuckled Taskmaster. The heart rate display was jumping and the blood pressure was rising. Just for fun he slid out a keyboard and quickly adjusted the excitablilty factor of the Dana Scully artificial intelligence file.
"I can't help but feel sorry for the guy" he thought aloud. "I mean living your entire life hooked to these computers but believing you're living a life!"
Taskmaster sighed and sat back in his chair. It had been fun for a while to program himself into the virtual reality universe that CHRYSt was confined to, under the guise of a UT player, but after a while it was taking too much time.
On a sudden whim, Taskmaster slid the keyboard out again and began creating another virtual entity. "Oh this will be classic..." he laughed. "Let's see.. I'll name him Biff...likes UT... likes industrial music, add 'rivet head' to buzzword data base, make him a member of the network administrator knowledge base subroutine and make him prone to visit the Planet Unreal forums."
Taskmaster stopped briefly to surpress his self-satisifed laughter. "And for the kicker I'll make him attracted to CHRYSt!"
Taskmaster made a few modification to the artificial universe and introduced the new Biff character into the world.
Taskmaster examined the monitors once more and noticed that the fantasy module had finished. He grabbed a clipboard hanging on the wall and noted the time and current readings on it before hanging it back on the wall.
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
/~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
I decided to pop in again and see if this thread had died yet.... I was glad to see that the spirit of creativity lives on!
Taskmaster quickly checked the bank of computer monitors. Each monitor showed various read outs, data list and status of the virtual reality program currently being run. Several medical monitors beeped quietly, as they observed CHYRSt's heart rate, blood pressure and so on.
"Look's like CHYRSt is having that Scully fantasy again." chuckled Taskmaster. The heart rate display was jumping and the blood pressure was rising. Just for fun he slid out a keyboard and quickly adjusted the excitablilty factor of the Dana Scully artificial intelligence file.
"I can't help but feel sorry for the guy" he thought aloud. "I mean living your entire life hooked to these computers but believing you're living a life!"
Taskmaster sighed and sat back in his chair. It had been fun for a while to program himself into the virtual reality universe that CHRYSt was confined to, under the guise of a UT player, but after a while it was taking too much time.
On a sudden whim, Taskmaster slid the keyboard out again and began creating another virtual entity. "Oh this will be classic..." he laughed. "Let's see.. I'll name him Biff...likes UT... likes industrial music, add 'rivet head' to buzzword data base, make him a member of the network administrator knowledge base subroutine and make him prone to visit the Planet Unreal forums."
Taskmaster stopped briefly to surpress his self-satisifed laughter. "And for the kicker I'll make him attracted to CHRYSt!"
Taskmaster made a few modification to the artificial universe and introduced the new Biff character into the world.
Taskmaster examined the monitors once more and noticed that the fantasy module had finished. He grabbed a clipboard hanging on the wall and noted the time and current readings on it before hanging it back on the wall.
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
