Favorite quotes

[Turret 49]

I originally heard it from The Bard's Tale, so I searched around for it on google, and I got this:

As you exit the boat, you will notice that this dock is made entirely of hickory. Also watch for water on the ground as you exit. It becomes a 'slippery hickory dock'.

It says it's from a ride called Jungle Cruise

 

[Maxx]

Either war is obsolete or men are.

We have to face the fact that either all of us are going to die together or we are going to learn to live together and if we are to live together we have to talk.

Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent.

Older men declare war. But it's the youth who must fight and die!

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

In war there is no prize for the runner-up.

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.

The pioneers of a warless world are the youth that refuse military service.

Our only hope today lies in our ability to recapture the revolutionary spirit and go into a sometimes hostile world declaring eternal hostility to poverty, racism, and militarism.

They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.

 

[UTGirl]

I love the name of honor, more than I fear death.

 

[UTGirl]

I'm officially hotter than 51% of other men ... which makes me average, I guess.

 

[Maxx]

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them.
If a man is naturally selfish or arrogant or greedy, the money brings that out, that's all.

 

[Nines]

Want furniture? Come to Sofa King. We are Sofa King great.

It's a great game, btw.

 

[Grim99]

I will reject YOUR reality and substatute my own!Adam Savage

 

[Mr. UglyPants]

"No human could make a terd like that, and survive, it's orange!"
Mike Rowe
Dirty Jobs

"One Super Star Destroyer is cool, two is awesome, three is just f**king stupid"
Me

"The end of the world is coming, blame Dr. Phil"
Me

 

[Turret 49]

Want furniture? Come to Sofa King. We are Sofa King great.

 

[Mr. UglyPants]

Grim99 it's

"I reject reality and substatute my own" Adam Savage!

 

[Maxx]

What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?

 

[Maxx]

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

 

[Maxx]

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

-Principal, Billy Madison

A stylish quote for closing a thread :tup:

 

[SaD]

 

[Maxx]

Work is holy so don`t touch it

Everything goes slowly, I`m only getting tired fast.